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Fastyr mie

 

Why not PBI ?, because english is not his first language.

 

Did you think several million immagrants would not have any sports shooters among them then ?.

 

Cha nel un çhangey dy liooar rieau.

{one language is never enough}

 

Oie vie.

 

 

gunsmoke.

 

Cha nel mee toiggal

{they do not understand}

 

Loayr ny smelley, my sailt.

{please speak more slowly}

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sorry for the typing. It ****. and the spelling ****.

 

You see my finger can not spell and my typing. I hit all the right keys but thay many not be in the right order.

 

through the bush telegraph in the village it turns out that this joker has been doing this all over the place. Telling the farmer/owner he has been asked to shoot by the farmer with the grass keep. And tell the farmer with the grass keep that the farmer /owner has asked him to shoot.

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sorry for the typing. It ****. and the spelling ****.

 

You see my finger can not spell and my typing. I hit all the right keys but thay many not be in the right order.

 

through the bush telegraph in the village it turns out that this joker has been doing this all over the place. Telling the farmer/owner he has been asked to shoot by the farmer with the grass keep. And tell the farmer with the grass keep that the farmer /owner has asked him to shoot.

 

 

so he tells the owner of the land.... the bloke who rents it has allowed him to shoot

 

then he goes to the bloke who rents the land and tells him the owner has allowed him to shoot!??

 

but neither of them have said he can :lol:

 

i think i understand now :good:

 

why not just put a call into the local plod when this 'joker' is next out and get the owner and fella that rents it to put in their statements, the 'joker' will get dun for armed trespass...problem solved

 

 

or maybe record them shooting combines, tractors, conservatorys, bumblebees and what not...then show the vid to the plod

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so he tells the owner of the land.... the bloke who rents it has allowed him to shoot

 

then he goes to the bloke who rents the land and tells him the owner has allowed him to shoot!??

 

but neither of them have said he can :lol:

 

i think i understand now :good:

 

why not just put a call into the local plod when this 'joker' is next out and get the owner and fella that rents it to put in their statements, the 'joker' will get dun for armed trespass...problem solved

 

 

or maybe record them shooting combines, tractors, conservatorys, bumblebees and what not...then show the vid to the plod

 

 

I got fined once for armed tresspass.

In my late teens, i saw a load of blackies using a stubble down by what was then the new industrial estate, a collection of nissan hut workshops etc.

 

The land owner and his wife had an office there, so i parks outside his office, goes in and sees him, gets his blessing, and off i go, leaving my car on his park beside the field.

 

My m8 was with me and we cross fired them from different hides, couple of hours later a copper comes waltzing down the hedge, finds me first { i did write comes across me first, but then thought better}.

 

Gets all my details, which he already knew from my car reg, and starts off on his way, but not before counting all the dead birds and taking full stock of our activities, hide etc.

 

The landowner at the office denied he gave me permission, i went down to see him, he apologised and said he didnt want any trouble with the police, so he left me out to dry, a/hole.

 

everything was legal apart from that, there wouldnt of been a problem, even the copper really knew the score with my car parked under his office window,

 

made the local papers tho when i was fined.

 

summat like local youth found shooting without permission, then went on to explain how i was shooting out of a constructed hide and how many birds i had nailed.

A bit like the internet of the early 70s.

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I got fined once for armed tresspass.

In my late teens, i saw a load of blackies using a stubble down by what was then the new industrial estate, a collection of nissan hut workshops etc.

 

The land owner and his wife had an office there, so i parks outside his office, goes in and sees him, gets his blessing, and off i go, leaving my car on his park beside the field.

 

My m8 was with me and we cross fired them from different hides, couple of hours later a copper comes waltzing down the hedge, finds me first { i did write comes across me first, but then thought better}.

 

Gets all my details, which he already knew from my car reg, and starts off on his way, but not before counting all the dead birds and taking full stock of our activities, hide etc.

 

The landowner at the office denied he gave me permission, i went down to see him, he apologised and said he didnt want any trouble with the police, so he left me out to dry, a/hole.

 

everything was legal apart from that, there wouldnt of been a problem, even the copper really knew the score with my car parked under his office window,

 

made the local papers tho when i was fined.

 

summat like local youth found shooting without permission, then went on to explain how i was shooting out of a constructed hide and how many birds i had nailed.

A bit like the internet of the early 70s.

 

would eb a totally different story now

 

dont get 1 copper waltzing down to us guns

its dogs, men in blue with their little guns and tazers and 9times outa 10 theres a big annoying ****** hovering high above in a copter watching everything

 

sad state of affairs but 'jokers' like the 1 the op said about need this to stop them

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:yes: is it me :lol::lol:

Pigeon decoy poachers from local pigeon shooting club turn up on ground where they did not have permission to shoot.

 

I phoned the local farmer where I shoot last weekend and asked when they where going to cut the maze. Simon told me on Saturday and if you and Alan want to go out Sunday that would be good.

 

Saturday morning I drove up to Gloucester and past the farm with the tractors driving around cutting the maze. My phone rung as I was on the motorway and when got to Gloucester, I pulled into a lay-by and checked the phone. It was Simon. I called him back.

 

He was cross, very cross, steaming, "That bloody Rxx Cxxxxx" he said

 

"He turn up this morning with five 4x4's with seven guns to shoot the maze field as they where cutting it. They where already in the field shooting when he phoned me, I told him, he could not shoot".

 

He when on "I put the phone down and Bang! Bang! came for the bottom field. By now Alan was here, he went down and told them to go, Fxxk Oxx was the words used. As he was tell them to go Bang Bang, there where still guns out in the field after they that been told to go."

 

Simon explained that they where going to shoot the field with seven guns as they where cutting the maze. Simon felt that they should not be shooting, one because it was unsafe the shoot as they where still cutting the maze and that there was too many people out for that small field for it to be safe.

 

The main man from the local Pigeon Shooting Club thought because he know the tractor driver it was all right for the club to shoot the ground.

 

"I phoned you to bring you camera up and do a story for your youtube channel and help us get rid of them." Simon told me.

 

I told him they where shooting down below me last year and they shoot the window out of my next door neighbours. I've seen photos of them shooting and they even have a gun shooting of the combine. I told the chairman of the pigeon shooting club that it was unsafe to shoot for the combine. He thought that the seat on the combine was for a gun. Ha Ha LOL.

 

Simon asked me if I could go onto this man's facebook page as he was told that he was telling everyone he was shooting my ground today. He has not get permission to shoot on my ground it is only you and Alan that shoot my ground.

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