proTOM1 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Jings,crivens and help ma bob.Ill try and decode the post later,as its even harder with a raging hangover.I actually feel sick now and i only read the first 3 lines. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yickdaz Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 is that alien code or something similar...i was lost after the first 2 lines :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver pigeon 3 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Struggled with the first post, having tried to read the second one i have found the answer. I am going back to college to learn the long lost language of loony ranting. ATB Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonsterandmerlin. Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Even with my dyslexia I cant get the drift of the story so you boys will have no chance. ATB OTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 That second post cleared it all up........ Not!!! Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonblasterian Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Cannot make any sense of the second story. I just cannot believe that they have actually granted a shotgun certificate to the op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman2 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 (edited) Fastyr mie Why not PBI ?, because english is not his first language. Did you think several million immagrants would not have any sports shooters among them then ?. Cha nel un çhangey dy liooar rieau. {one language is never enough} Oie vie. gunsmoke. Cha nel mee toiggal {they do not understand} Loayr ny smelley, my sailt. {please speak more slowly} Edited October 16, 2010 by manxman2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 " because english is not his first language." Ohh perhaps he should have mentioned it? Anyway more the merryier to this sport I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 time for the pub i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy1 Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Let me know when some-one decyphers the two posts,and then i'll come back. Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rec-baller Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 (edited) just going to watch the DA VINCI CODE, then i may be able to decipher this lot !!!! Edited October 17, 2010 by rec-baller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Were the **** is that combine when you need a quick get away, Keep it coming its brill, still laughing about the first post never mind the second, look out Simon theres a combine behind you !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsmoke Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 sorry for the typing. It ****. and the spelling ****. You see my finger can not spell and my typing. I hit all the right keys but thay many not be in the right order. through the bush telegraph in the village it turns out that this joker has been doing this all over the place. Telling the farmer/owner he has been asked to shoot by the farmer with the grass keep. And tell the farmer with the grass keep that the farmer /owner has asked him to shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 (edited) sorry for the typing. It ****. and the spelling ****. You see my finger can not spell and my typing. I hit all the right keys but thay many not be in the right order. through the bush telegraph in the village it turns out that this joker has been doing this all over the place. Telling the farmer/owner he has been asked to shoot by the farmer with the grass keep. And tell the farmer with the grass keep that the farmer /owner has asked him to shoot. so he tells the owner of the land.... the bloke who rents it has allowed him to shoot then he goes to the bloke who rents the land and tells him the owner has allowed him to shoot!?? but neither of them have said he can i think i understand now why not just put a call into the local plod when this 'joker' is next out and get the owner and fella that rents it to put in their statements, the 'joker' will get dun for armed trespass...problem solved or maybe record them shooting combines, tractors, conservatorys, bumblebees and what not...then show the vid to the plod Edited October 19, 2010 by TJ91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman2 Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Chancers. Oops these chancers are armed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman2 Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 so he tells the owner of the land.... the bloke who rents it has allowed him to shoot then he goes to the bloke who rents the land and tells him the owner has allowed him to shoot!?? but neither of them have said he can i think i understand now why not just put a call into the local plod when this 'joker' is next out and get the owner and fella that rents it to put in their statements, the 'joker' will get dun for armed trespass...problem solved or maybe record them shooting combines, tractors, conservatorys, bumblebees and what not...then show the vid to the plod I got fined once for armed tresspass. In my late teens, i saw a load of blackies using a stubble down by what was then the new industrial estate, a collection of nissan hut workshops etc. The land owner and his wife had an office there, so i parks outside his office, goes in and sees him, gets his blessing, and off i go, leaving my car on his park beside the field. My m8 was with me and we cross fired them from different hides, couple of hours later a copper comes waltzing down the hedge, finds me first { i did write comes across me first, but then thought better}. Gets all my details, which he already knew from my car reg, and starts off on his way, but not before counting all the dead birds and taking full stock of our activities, hide etc. The landowner at the office denied he gave me permission, i went down to see him, he apologised and said he didnt want any trouble with the police, so he left me out to dry, a/hole. everything was legal apart from that, there wouldnt of been a problem, even the copper really knew the score with my car parked under his office window, made the local papers tho when i was fined. summat like local youth found shooting without permission, then went on to explain how i was shooting out of a constructed hide and how many birds i had nailed. A bit like the internet of the early 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I got fined once for armed tresspass.In my late teens, i saw a load of blackies using a stubble down by what was then the new industrial estate, a collection of nissan hut workshops etc. The land owner and his wife had an office there, so i parks outside his office, goes in and sees him, gets his blessing, and off i go, leaving my car on his park beside the field. My m8 was with me and we cross fired them from different hides, couple of hours later a copper comes waltzing down the hedge, finds me first { i did write comes across me first, but then thought better}. Gets all my details, which he already knew from my car reg, and starts off on his way, but not before counting all the dead birds and taking full stock of our activities, hide etc. The landowner at the office denied he gave me permission, i went down to see him, he apologised and said he didnt want any trouble with the police, so he left me out to dry, a/hole. everything was legal apart from that, there wouldnt of been a problem, even the copper really knew the score with my car parked under his office window, made the local papers tho when i was fined. summat like local youth found shooting without permission, then went on to explain how i was shooting out of a constructed hide and how many birds i had nailed. A bit like the internet of the early 70s. would eb a totally different story now dont get 1 copper waltzing down to us guns its dogs, men in blue with their little guns and tazers and 9times outa 10 theres a big annoying ****** hovering high above in a copter watching everything sad state of affairs but 'jokers' like the 1 the op said about need this to stop them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the old gypsy Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 i pressed the english button and the decode button but it stayed the same help please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker3 Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 well that all made for a very weird read (if my head was not ****** up before it is now)do you not know anyone who can type this into english(say nasa B) B) ) it would help us simple chaps out a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Like said, maybe English isnt this guys mother tongue. At least he is trying to put his info across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 i pressed the english button and the decode button but it stayed the same help please And your very first post is to take the **** out of someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retromlc Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 may-be "the old gypsy" is one of the poachers,come to have a look at whats being said.....i know i'm paranoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman2 Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 And your very first post is to take the **** out of someone? desperate. Even i waited until my 3rd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonstu Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 is it me Pigeon decoy poachers from local pigeon shooting club turn up on ground where they did not have permission to shoot. I phoned the local farmer where I shoot last weekend and asked when they where going to cut the maze. Simon told me on Saturday and if you and Alan want to go out Sunday that would be good. Saturday morning I drove up to Gloucester and past the farm with the tractors driving around cutting the maze. My phone rung as I was on the motorway and when got to Gloucester, I pulled into a lay-by and checked the phone. It was Simon. I called him back. He was cross, very cross, steaming, "That bloody Rxx Cxxxxx" he said "He turn up this morning with five 4x4's with seven guns to shoot the maze field as they where cutting it. They where already in the field shooting when he phoned me, I told him, he could not shoot". He when on "I put the phone down and Bang! Bang! came for the bottom field. By now Alan was here, he went down and told them to go, Fxxk Oxx was the words used. As he was tell them to go Bang Bang, there where still guns out in the field after they that been told to go." Simon explained that they where going to shoot the field with seven guns as they where cutting the maze. Simon felt that they should not be shooting, one because it was unsafe the shoot as they where still cutting the maze and that there was too many people out for that small field for it to be safe. The main man from the local Pigeon Shooting Club thought because he know the tractor driver it was all right for the club to shoot the ground. "I phoned you to bring you camera up and do a story for your youtube channel and help us get rid of them." Simon told me. I told him they where shooting down below me last year and they shoot the window out of my next door neighbours. I've seen photos of them shooting and they even have a gun shooting of the combine. I told the chairman of the pigeon shooting club that it was unsafe to shoot for the combine. He thought that the seat on the combine was for a gun. Ha Ha LOL. Simon asked me if I could go onto this man's facebook page as he was told that he was telling everyone he was shooting my ground today. He has not get permission to shoot on my ground it is only you and Alan that shoot my ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 is it me Dunno? Is what you? That's as cryptic as the OP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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