Mungler Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Comedy Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad1 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) only on pw Edited January 22, 2011 by mad1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieh Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Please allow me to state the following points! I'm not an active member of the resistance even though I do watch and enjoy "Ello Ello" on Sky GOLD, (does that count?) I always stand up for the National Anthem! I do not support Bristol Rovers! I have never intentionally shot and killed any innocent animal - They are all guilty of something as far as I am concerned! I am most definitely not paranoid and I do not have an over active imagination - I know for certain and without the slightest of doubt that "The Truth Is Out There" and that because of that they are going to try to hush me up! I have found an old chewed up piece of chewing gum stuck to my desk near the phone, should I check that in case it is a bug in disguise? It's only my wife that I have heard accusing me of being a trouble maker and an antagonist (Usually when I break wind in bed and hold her head under the duvet). I've have had to take positive and agressive action so I have spoken to Sky (My phone providers) and they have confirmed that it is not my imagination, there is definitely something in the form of an unusual tone on my phone, and they have admitted to me what it is: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It is telling me that I have a "Voice Mail"! DURRRRRRRRRRR! Hi Frenchie And you believe them looks like THEY have infiltrated Sky aswell Geordie Northerner turned west country yokel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Just read this, and I too thought its the VoiceMail info tone.....but I've heard the Inland Revenue also use this to tap phones of suspected fraudsters, people working whilst supposed to be retired, etc..... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) Don't use your own car either, it'll have a tracker attached. Steal a car and use that but you'll need a new one for each and every trip if you're to evade them properly. Either that or try one of these: They're invisible do they come in a 4 door variety too?? Did you spend the night with this woman? my god she looks like someone has guffed and stuck her head under the covers, poor woman It's only my wife that I have heard accusing me of being a trouble maker and an antagonist (Usually when I break wind in bed and hold her head under the duvet). ah ha !!! thought as much, it'll be the russians after ya,or mi5, mi6, cia, interpol :yp: or may be the wife :blink: Edited January 22, 2011 by Paul223 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddan Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Please allow me to state the following points! I'm not an active member of the resistance even though I do watch and enjoy "Ello Ello" on Sky GOLD, (does that count?) I always stand up for the National Anthem! I do not support Bristol Rovers! I have never intentionally shot and killed any innocent animal - They are all guilty of something as far as I am concerned! I am most definitely not paranoid and I do not have an over active imagination - I know for certain and without the slightest of doubt that "The Truth Is Out There" and that because of that they are going to try to hush me up! I have found an old chewed up piece of chewing gum stuck to my desk near the phone, should I check that in case it is a bug in disguise? It's only my wife that I have heard accusing me of being a trouble maker and an antagonist (Usually when I break wind in bed and hold her head under the duvet). I've have had to take positive and agressive action so I have spoken to Sky (My phone providers) and they have confirmed that it is not my imagination, there is definitely something in the form of an unusual tone on my phone, and they have admitted to me what it is: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It is telling me that I have a "Voice Mail"! DURRRRRRRRRRR! Was just about to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 What a great post this is, i hope it doesn't end soon Hat's off to you Frenchie for admitting the error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrelsniffer Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 We are watching and listening......We are all watching and listening.....You cant hide from us......There are no hiding places.........We will FIND YOU.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 What a great post this is, i hope it doesn't end soon Hat's off to you Frenchie for admitting the error. I am admitting nothing except for the fact that it takes a lot of time and practice to get as thick and paranoid as I am! p.s. Anyone want to buy a phone with a funny dialing tone that might be bugged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 It is telling me that I have a "Voice Mail"! DURRRRRRRRRRR! ****! What a doofus! I bet you had visions of a northern version of the Cambridge spy ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 frenchie say after me a word that rhymes with hat - you had me going dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 frenchie say after me a word that rhymes with hat - you had me going dave Cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I've just switched off the telly and there are funny scrapping digging noises coming from under the floor :look: Can anyone else hear them :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy111 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission...." Signed The Outer Limits :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Come on Frenchie, its time to come clean and admit to all that you are a transvestite spy, working under cover for MI5 1/2, and therefore there is every reason you are being bugged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) Are you an active member of the resistance? Maybe it's the next coming of the Reich. They're onto you mate. :yp: Hello Night 'awk! Can you 'ear me... over? I shall say zeess only once. :yp: Edited January 22, 2011 by The Duncan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Come on Frenchie, its time to come clean and admit to all that you are a transvestite spy, working under cover for MI5 1/2, and therefore there is every reason you are being bugged So my secret is out at last but the only way that you could have known that is if you are one too! :unsure: p.s. Did you mean to type the word "bugged" or did you forget to put the "er" in the middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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