terry b Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 when i was a teenager walking to work one snowy morning and found a gold ladies ring,on my return home that night i pulled the ring out of my pocket and gave it to my mam ,who then told me it had her initials on it, after mam died years later i passed the ring onto my daughter whom also had the same initials : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanhutchison Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 when I was about 10, a friend and I were playing about in some old farm buildings where we found a semi auto shotgun with a very short barrel and a folding stock. whe took it back to my friends dad and he handed it too police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 when i was 11 me and a mate found a old hammer gun under a old pigeon loft with a box of shells :blink: so i dont what any lad would do.....loaded it..lain on the ground witht he stock on the floor and me squinting up it and shot a seagull :blink: :blink: or once i had built a wall on the fell and was looking at it a few weeks later to look for fallen stones whan i saw 2 women sqating over a big rock haveing a dump together i just passed and said morning lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Worked in a house were i needed to lift floor boards in there son's bedroom only to find a load of bras and knickers :blink: needed to get where they were so asked the customer for a bag for them to ask why ? rather than explain i showed them the problem All i remember was the words the dirty little ****** :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 I found a pigeon yesterday,first one I have seen for ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr smith Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Four years ago on the shoot that I 'keeper we came across a dead body whilst blanking a double hedge in. Apparently the poor chap had 'escaped' from a home 5 miles away and frozen to death in the ditch. The police were really good about it and let me carry on with the shoot....they did however confiscate the stick that one of the beaters 'poked' the body with to see if it was still alive. I found a body of a man washed up on the foreshore whilst out on a wild goose chase.He'd apprently had enough of life and jumped in the river about two months earlier. A bit later in the same year found a horse washed up about 50 yards from where the guy washed up. Edited November 4, 2011 by mr smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne78 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 When I was a kid I went to the beach at Sheerness and in amongst the shore defence rocks near the docks found what looked like a giant millipede. It was about 7 inches long and moved like lightning. Also when I was in the RN we found the nicely bloated body of a spanish trawlerman who had been swept overboard during a storm 4 or 5 days earlier. There were fish everywhere and when we got him on the flight deck it was clear why, they had certainly been busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefulham Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) I work on the railway, a few years back I was repairing a signal near Ampthill tunnel in Bedfordshire, from the signal I saw a dead deer on the bank, we went over to take a look as it did not seem quite right, turned it over and said '**** me it's a kangaroo !', it was in fact a dead Wallaby, I was told they live wild in Beds, Herts and Bucks after escaping from Whipsnade Zoo. Edited November 4, 2011 by onefulham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootnfish Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 me and my mate pulled into a gateway of a field of peas we were going to shoot last year and when we got out we could hear a faint buzzing. when we looked there was a love egg hanging in the bush. my mate got it out the hedge and had a sniff of it and said "this aint been here long" he didnt think it was so funny when i told him there was a gay dogging site just down the road and that it had probley just come out some poofs ***.also when i was at school me and another mate were fishing chigboro in the summer holidays we were having a walk round to find a spot to fish we walked into a seculeded swim and strait into a woman squatting down having a slash.she dident even flinch she was in full flow and didnt even try to stop she just smiled we both went red and got out of there as quick as we could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Saw something washed up on the foreshore last year turned out to be a Guitar still in case :blink: Turned out to be Stevie Wonders Guitar (f####rs still looking for it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackinbox99 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Just been having a good laugh at this thread. I have a house I rent out to tenants and last weekend was redecorating one of the bedrooms ready for new tenants to move in. Theres this massive cupboard there which I had to move out of the way in order to paint the wall behind it. So, im dragging this cupboard out and spot something behind it. I initially think its some sort of dogs toy. Anyway, turned out to be a massive vibrator, shaped like corn on the cob. God knows how it got there, can only assume previous tenant threw it on top of the cupboard and it must have fell down the back. Worst bit was i left it on the floor whilst i started painting and low & behold the missus`s parents decide to pop in to say hello. Luckily I managed to quickly hide the dildo before they saw it else it could have been a bit of an awkward moment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit_stu Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 just laughed a little too laughdly at that ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storme37 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 i was driving down a county lane it was dark as i passed what looked like a naked girl tied to a tree turned out to be a sex doll lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 WW2 shell by a gate post near the house when I was eight. It was rammed down aginst the post to steady it and had come loose as the post rotted. I put it on my co-cart and took it home. Mother found me behind the shed dropping heavy flints onto it trying to break it open to see what it was. She rang the police and they turned up with a bomb disposal unit from Blandford camp. It turned out to be an unfired practise shell minus the case, filled with concrete and quite harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Box of hand grenades in a cave system in Slovenia. The same day the other party found a headless body in a streamway leading into another cave system, turned out he'd gone missing in the winter some 10 miles from where he was found. Been washed down stream in the melt water. Quite an eventful trip, that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) http://youtu.be/bQQCPrwKzdo Yeah, great I'll never get this You Tube embed thing sorted... Edited May 4, 2012 by nickbeardo twonk. some youtube vids don't allow embedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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