MM Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Glad thats over and done with Anybody else had it this year? Alos, why do they call it the vomiting bug, when you always **** your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste12b Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Sad to hear you had that Could have been nasty in a hide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Sympathies mate, my son has had it and is not allowed back in school until tomorrow, i'm finishing work at 12.15 to look after him. Tight Lines Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I had it from Boxing day to the 29th. Very unpleasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 If its Norovirus you usually vomit profusely for 3-4 hours as well as having the squits and feeling like death. My wife and I both had it the day before our son's christening. Vile. Utterly vile. Feels like the worst flu and the worst hangover combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Glad thats over and done with Anybody else had it this year? Alos, why do they call it the vomiting bug, when you always **** your pants It is your bum hole vomitting out faecal matter . Medical people use the term " to Papper ones' Kecks " . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 You just can't beat throwing up into a toilet you have just pebble dashed not 1 second before. It should be an Olympic agility discipline - the squits followed by the jump off and throw. Those that can't pull it off end up with a lot more cleaning up to do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 but at least its one way to lose weight then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy H Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Wait until your barfing away and the strain detonates the the back end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 You just can't beat throwing up into a toilet you have just pebble dashed not 1 second before. I'm ok in that respect, the sink is right next to the loo so I can multitask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Yup, had it at home from about the 20th December to the 23rd. It put a serious dent in my drinking time. Back at university now and two of my house mates were spewing all day yesterday. I guess its just a matter of time until I get the war on both fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 i've come down with Nora a couple of times - once when out for a meal with Dunkield - he had to drive my car home for me i was feeling that rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 i've come down with Nora a couple of times - once when out for a meal with Dunkield - he had to drive my car home for me i was feeling that rough Was that they night the police found the pair of you in that layby - with your alledged stomach discomfort.........Miss Taylforth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Funny you should say that... She got done just opposite the entrance to my local clay ground A1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Serve you right for swallowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I feel sick just reading this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 If its Norovirus you usually vomit profusely for 3-4 hours as well as having the squits and feeling like death. My wife and I both had it the day before our son's christening. Vile. Utterly vile. Feels like the worst flu and the worst hangover combined. Yup, thats deffo what i had You just can't beat throwing up into a toilet you have just pebble dashed not 1 second before. It should be an Olympic agility discipline - the squits followed by the jump off and throw. Those that can't pull it off end up with a lot more cleaning up to do.... It brings back happy thoughts from 3am this morning Ive been doing my trackside safety exams today, and everytime i bent down to pick up a paddle, i felt my ***** go That would have stopped any train. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg1 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Had funny throat feeling start earlier and I felt sick yesterday plus I'm feeling a 'bit' sicky now but no headache or anything, I hope it's not my turn to make a long distance phonecall on the great white telephone!!!! :blink: atvb sg(anyone got a bucket)1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorianbuilders Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I had this, started last thursday night, shivering couldn't get warm and stomach ache, followed by diarrhoea and being sick till my stomach emptied, took me till sunday to start to feel better then sunday night started with a sore throat and a fever, just starting to feel right again now. Don't know if the two were connected or if it was being run down from the first and bad luck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg1 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Well I've got a 2 hour drive thursday!!! could be interesting!!! atvb sg(does anyone know a good valeting service)1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 I've had a dose every year since my son was born, but the first one was the worst. The dehydration is terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 The first time it hit me I was driving down the m4 in driving rain, not a pleasant experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 This bug went through (literally) my whole family last year. The granddaughter bought it home from nursery school gave it to her mum. Wife was called in to give help as daughter felt so ill that she couldn’t look after herself and the little girl. Wife came home and went down with it and gave it to the rest of us. I/we have never felt so ill in all my life. It was a combo of hot cold sweats/ felt like I had been driven over/poisoned/head ache. Residue coming out both ends like garden hose. At same time. Queue for pan at 3am >> Hurry >> Quick. The whole family lost all of the week to this bug. I lost 8 pounds in weight and felt very weak for a couple of weeks afterwards. This is something that I don’t want to meet again. If wife ever gets called in as reinforcements again she can stay away for a week in quarantine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linny Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 If its Norovirus you usually vomit profusely for 3-4 hours as well as having the squits and feeling like death. My wife and I both had it the day before our son's christening. Vile. Utterly vile. Feels like the worst flu and the worst hangover combined. ive been working at an old peoples home and it stated there on wednesday they told me thursday morning i was in two minds wether to leave the job till they had the all clear BUT i didnt more fool me i started saturday night and was doing the double end bog dance back to work tomorrow with out the johny cash song in my pants RING OF FIRE.i just feel so sorry for the old folks at the home as its bl++dy horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 It is mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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