ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Any potential Olympians on here tonight? I am able to consistently get a rolled ball of A4 in the bin from up to 30 ft away (indoors). Thats got to be worth a bronze at least. Could be worth a Gold if the Yanks didn't field a team. What alternative skills could you bring to team GB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Lying on the floor and throwing random objects as close to the ceiling as possible without touching it. It's a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) **** job. I can, using a blow pipe hit a target 20" across from 60+feet. The team would have to consist of Billy,huffhuff and twitchynic, the later 3 can hit moving lesbian target's from almost any angle and distance :lol: Edited April 23, 2012 by bakerboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Lying on the floor and throwing random objects as close to the ceiling as possible without touching it. It's a gift. That is a good one. Training usually starts at a very young age for this sport. Whats your PB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 That is a good one. Training usually starts at a very young age for this sport. Whats your PB? Really quite close, but Norris McSquirter wasn't looking so its not official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 **** job. I can, using a blow pipe hit a target 20" across from 60+feet. Bring it to the Cotswolds Terry, this I must see. Do you use your mouth? Really quite close, but Norris McSquirter wasn't looking so its not official. You have a way to go, I believe the record is a gnats ---- held by Didier Patrice from Montpelier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 *******.. Had about 9 years of solid practice. You should see my right forearm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlistairB Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Kebab eating? Couldn't be asked to cook tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Mines more of a triathlon - eating spicey hot pickled onions (speed record for emptying a jar), then followed by trump volume (beat counting to 12 slowly and your still going) and finally there's trump potency - my record was clearing the Warner Brothers cinema lobby back in "98 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlistairB Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Mines more of a triathlon - eating spicey hot pickled onions (speed record for emptying a jar), then followed by trump volume (beat counting to 12 slowly and your still going) and finally there's trump potency - my record was clearing the Warner Brothers cinema lobby back in "98 :good: Mungler, good skills, cleared many a pub in my younger days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Toe aiming, the sport of toe aiming has been around for a long time people who don't shoot just don't get it. Your sitting with your feet up in front of the tv, something appears on screen you aim with your big toe and fire, my toe even has recoil. I think I am very good, I would like to blow own trumpet. (theres another event) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Mines more of a triathlon - eating spicey hot pickled onions (speed record for emptying a jar), then followed by trump volume (beat counting to 12 slowly and your still going) and finally there's trump potency - my record was clearing the Warner Brothers cinema lobby back in "98 Again Mung, whilst your feat is truly admirable I believe you may face stiff competition from the French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) Long range spit balling-with a drinking straw and soft paper-knocked a kid off the window ledge in McDonalds last week with a clean head shot. Edited April 23, 2012 by bruno22rf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Again Mung, whilst your feat is truly admirable I believe you may face stiff competition from the French They thought they could crack it back in Bejing but they were under trained and out performed. This time around I've got a new top secret coach, I can't say too much apart from "ppppppuuuuummmmmmpppppp". I'm flying the flag and looking to bring home trump gold again. Wish me luck. Oh and just so as to not get in trouble with my sponsors I better mention the good people down at Haywards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 If we're talking Triathalon my other forte is tape measure extending, I can manage to extend a standard 5m cheap as you like no frills stores issue up to 3540mm (indoors) at the official elevation of 70 degrees and I can launch a third of a placcy cup of water from the cooler accurately to approximately 30m (outdoors, no wind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 They thought they could crack it back in Bejing but they were under trained and out performed. This time around I've got a new top secret coach, I can't say too much apart from "ppppppuuuuummmmmmpppppp". I'm flying the flag and looking to bring home trump gold again. Wish me luck. Oh and just so as to not get in trouble with my sponsors I better mention the good people down at Haywards They were resting on their laurels after their third world championship triumph. I've heard they are sponsored by Garners pickled eggs this year. Caused a bit of a commotion at the British Trumping association when that was announced. Its rumoured that they are planning to use Isotonic cabbage water for the heats also. My money is on the Garlic munchers I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Bring it to the Cotswolds Terry, this I must see. Do you use your mouth? Yes, but if you have a lot of Real Ale, the other end will work, but you will need a spotter and an aimer, and you will have to watch for the follow through, and a good sanitiser will be needed. I think you would have to rename it Ar$eupards or something along those lines. I will bring it to the Cotswold meet up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 I can just about manage to get out of bed each morning, does that count cos it's quite an achievement for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Rimfire your magic -- My Mrs's say's to me - What are you doing -- Guess !! same as you - and there was me thinking I was odd one out. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildfowler12 Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 (edited) I think I would at least medal in the 'How Many Tu-rds can you get in 1 Poop Bag' event. Edited April 24, 2012 by Wildfowler12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Two new alternative Olympic events. Just picture them in your minds eye for a moment. Heading the shot. Catching the javelin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 (edited) who can lay the longest cable? my best yet filled the pan and i had to stand up to "snap" it off, it stood there for a while, it looked a bit like blackpool tower, before leaning over and marking the underside of the seat. It was a beggar to get down the bend, had to borrow the neighbors washing line prop. Edited April 24, 2012 by GRAM71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 who can lay the longest cable? my best yet filled the pan and i had to stand up to "snap" it off, it stood there for a while, it looked a bit like blackpool tower, before leaning over and marking the underside of the seat. It was a beggar to get down the bend, had to borrow the neighbors washing line prop. Is this it.... :o :o :o :o :no: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Is this it.... :o :o :o :o :no: :lol: that is a mighty poop but no, mine had more girth, it could support its own weight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 If we're talking Triathalon my other forte is tape measure extending, I can manage to extend a standard 5m cheap as you like no frills stores issue up to 3540mm (indoors) at the official elevation of 70 degrees and I can launch a third of a placcy cup of water from the cooler accurately to approximately 30m (outdoors, no wind). GAFG Rob........ TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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