Ferret Master Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Hello, Following the somewhat mixed advice I received just over 3 years ago regarding fancy dress apparel, once again I find myself asking as a last resort immediately turning to the PW community. Here's the gig. I need to attend dressed as a nationality (flags and face painting is not considered sufficient) that is somewhat unique. There will be punishments for people representing the same nationality, let alone people wearing the same outfit! Therefore, I would be most grateful of any suggestions! Top of the list is currently a cowboy although I fear the comparisons to Brokeback Mountain may be too great to bare, not least because the only cowboy hat in my household is pink and sparkly. Cheers! FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Go as a chilli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest1957 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 For horrendous stereotyping and ideas please see here: http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/mens-fancy-dress/world/all-world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codeye Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Brazil nut A t(i)t theyll no straight away your french Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwabbits Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 tie a doe skin round your todger and go as a welsh rarebit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) Everyone will go as a cowboy - get some dark brown shoe polish, a similar outfit and go as Usain bolt for Jamaica! Regards, Gixer Edited August 15, 2012 by gixer1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100milesaway Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) Egyption mummy. Toilet rolls are cheap enough. from Auntie Edited August 15, 2012 by 100milesaway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Or go with a white sheet over you and only have your **** hole showing and go as the o-zone layer with a hole in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Go as a chilli. Or a Turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codeye Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Or a Turkey Wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Or a Turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon pete Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 go as a giant pigeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Or go with a white sheet over you and only have your Harris hole showing and go as the o-zone layer with a hole in it NOt a country..... Mankini as Kazakhstan As a nun Vatican City Formula one driver Monanco (overalls and helmet) Tea towel on head and go as an Arab (pick a country no one else has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Go as a missile - Cuba... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben0850 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) Hmm tons of stereotypes to go as, kilt etc, onions and a push bike, husky dog and a furry coat lol How about wearing a tri-corn hat, a big rubber nose and walking in on your knees as Napoleon? Baggy trousers, boots and a fur hat as a Cossack? Worse case scenario just wear a track suit tucked into your socks, smoke a tab and push a bairn in a push chair as Britain lol Edited August 15, 2012 by ben0850 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 A roll of cling film ...French Letter Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chr15j Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Go as a criminal with a swag bag, Australia Wear an NBC suit and go as Japan Go as a bag of sugar, Barbados carry a white flag and go as France Hope I helped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 dig out a black suit and tie then add a black umbrella and bowler hat = English, No one would of thought of that! or dress as a tramp/shellsuit/crack-head for same effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Some cracking suggestions so far, keep them coming! FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Paint a brick wall on cardboard, graffiti it with "Wot no beer?" and go round holding it as a Chad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 all in red and go as a mountie from Canada or grass skirt and loud shirt....hawaii just a cave man outfit....some really unknown afica country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo_m Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Shave all over and go as a Brazilian! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Currently edging towards mummifying myself. Only potential problem being if I spontaneously combust courtesy of a loose spark from the BBQ. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robl Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Dress as a black bobsled driver. Everyone will guess Jamaica, but you can tell them you are the Lesser Dutch Antillies. (google them, they actually beat Jamaica in the 1988 Olympics) Alternatively - dress as an Elbonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Currently edging towards mummifying myself. Only potential problem being if I spontaneously combust courtesy of a loose spark from the BBQ. FM Too obvious...................... Get a false joke leg, tie it to your waste and go as the isle of man Edited August 17, 2012 by HDAV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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