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Had a walt in our local for a long time a few years ago, he walked with a limp. Told people he been shot by a sniper in NI when he was in the SAS. Led to him acquiring the name Davey SAS.

 

Brought his wife with him one time; someone asked her if Davey SAS had ongoing problems with his gun injury or something like it. Her reply was what injury, answer from when was shot by a sniper in NI whilst in the SAS.

 

When she stopped laughing she told us he'd never been in the boy scouts let alone the SAS and the injury was done playing footie.....ligaments never healed properly.

 

Never showed his face again

 

ATB

Bri.

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was at work last night, new guy turns up...nice lad really chatty...then he drops the bomb,"im former special forces"...."see this scar on my hand,got it from a knife fight in afgan".... then hes killed dozens of somali pirates with a .50 cal.."i dont give em warning shots i just let them have it"....i didnt even comment to that one i just walked off and burst out laughing..what a bell!!!

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was at work last night, new guy turns up...nice lad really chatty...then he drops the bomb,"im former special forces"...."see this scar on my hand,got it from a knife fight in afgan".... then hes killed dozens of somali pirates with a .50 cal.."i dont give em warning shots i just let them have it"....i didnt even comment to that one i just walked off and burst out laughing..what a bell!!!

 

Archie, these people should be nurtured not ridiculed (well not too early on anyway) as they can be greta fun when work is a little slow.....

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True story shortened in 87 before I left the forces I was lookely enough to go on an exercise in Wales called hare and hounds ,I was on the last part were the future sas trainees were captured and interiagted,they had hoods on and numbers on there backs we would be given a number and told to fetch them for interrogation ,when they were finished with( 24 hrs )we took them over the road to be stripped and blue boiler suits were given to them, they stood for another 24 hrs on stone like lime stone ( rough) and White noise playing' we had ear protection on ,never forget it was eye opening ,previous to this I was in NI were we worked with some on the border check points proud to be part of the armed forces

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