Frenchieboy Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Well Guys, there's been so much about it on telly and the Internet, and let's face it they wouldn't lie to us, it seems that we have just one day left as mortals on this planet! I have my little bunker ready (Well it's really just a small room under the stairs) well stocked up with a couple of cases of tinned baked beans, a tin opener and a bottle opener and a crate of guinness - I've even got a pair of ear plugs ready in case the wife decides to join me. I've made my well thought out plans for the morning! According to the predictions everything is going to happen at 11:11 tomorrow morning when the planets line up with the Milky Way so here's how I'm going to spend my last morning: I've decided that first thing tomorrow morning I will start off by giving the wife a good old seeing to (You never know, it might even wake her up) and then at 09:15 I will have a huge great Full English Breakfast. I thought about writing a will but I decided not to nor am I going to offer to leave all my rifles to any of you guys as none of you will not survive the predicted end of the world to use them anyhow! At 10:30 I am going to go into my little room under the stairs and start on a 1 litre bottle of Single Malt. Then by 11:00 when the bottle is half empty and my mind is starting to get all hazy I will sit down on my stool in my little room under the stairs, stick my head between my knees (If my back will allow me to bend that much) and get ready to kiss my a**e good bye. But what then? Well at 11:30 (I have to allow for any time warps in black holes or delays - The BBC are known for always getting their times wrong) when I realise that this hype was nothing but a load of tripe (When my head starts to clear from the Single Malt - Which might even be on Saturday) I will start searching through the Internet for the next prediction for the end of the world and start planning all over again. That all seems like a pretty well worked out plan to me guys so how are you going to spend your final hours in this mortal life on Planet Earth guys? P.S. Do you think PigeonWatch will survive??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Mayan 2013 Calendar is available to buy online. I think we're safe. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-MAYAN-2013-CALENDAR-ART-Bookmark-Book-Aztec-Mexican-Maya-Inca-Card-Ornament-/130775765350?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e72d7d166 According to the predictions everything is going to happen at 11:11 Haha - I assume that's GMT to suit the Brits the best. Oh and if it ends at 11:11, then surely the Aussies are safe... It'll be 10:11 in Melbourne and it'll be the 22nd December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 You are a real Prepper, sir! I was just going to hide in the cat basket with Marmite sandwiches, a packet of custard creams, and an old bottle of tizer I found at the back of the fridge! (Note to self, must try harder - if I survive! ) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrapFiller Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Ill be hugely hungover from a end of the world party the night before. So I'll wake up to a huge smouldering crater and think "damn I missed it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) I don't care what you say or think Billy - The world is going to end tomorrow and that is that! It's all been on Telly and the Internet and they would not lie to us . . . . . WOULD THEY? P.S. The wife has just read my original post and has said that if I think I am going to wake her up the way I was planning to forget it - She is taking one of my skinning knives to bed with her and will raise my voice by a few octaves if I try for a quickie! She has also said that I am not getting out of Christmas shopping either! Edited December 20, 2012 by Frenchieboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil3728 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I think i will just go to work as planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbiep Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Hope the world doesn't end tomorrow ... I've just bought Cazp a Beretta silver pigeon in 20bore for a xmas pressie ! Sooooooo looking forward to her opening her present on the xmas morning ... both our mums will be there ! She's got me a lovely new gutting knife, so they're going to think it's all going a bit 'Mr and Mrs Smith' in our house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 better not do,its my birthday on the 22nd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Been nice knowing you all . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camokid Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 if its the end of the world is it ok to tell the misses i think she should shed some fat of her as s having three kids is not a good enough reason in my book while im at it i lied .............her dumpling are NO WAY as good as my nans and her breath smells too **** it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 if its the end of the world is it ok to tell the misses i think she should shed some fat of her as s having three kids is not a good enough reason in my book while im at it i lied .............her dumpling are NO WAY as good as my nans and her breath smells too f uk it That's it, you've got the hang of it now Andy mate! Go ahead and get it all off your chest - And hope that your other half doesn't read this thread or it really could be the end of your world as you know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olliesims Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Haha made me laugh!!!! I hope you put as much planning into your last meal and had something splendid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) How many radio stations will play REM tomorrow morning? If it does happen sad to say Tony Bliar, Ken Livingstone, Pete Winkleman, Simon Cowell and other cockroaches will survive Edited December 20, 2012 by digger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno243 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 If it does all end then at least I will go on a high. I'm shooting Raith Estate in about 9 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evo Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 well i,ll be out shooting when it ends,,just hope i can get to MM,s with his duck first :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 It aint gonna happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 no not going to happen, nasa said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 no not going to happen, nasa said so. I don't care what NASA said, the BBC and The Sun Newspaper both said it was going happen and being British they would never lie to us! Counting down the hours as I type and woe betide those that aren't ready or haven't prepped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) It aint gonna happen! You dont say, REALLY doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited December 21, 2012 by flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 It aint gonna happen! OH YES IT IS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sx3 clay breaker Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 First one to comment from the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 You dont say, REALLY doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Told you-Doh! OH YES IT IS!!!!!! Told you so Pete. ATB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil3728 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 What time was it supose to happen anyway, i'm still at work with no sign of getting off early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Now I feel right let down, all that prepping for nothing - And I've got a hell of a hang over from a good few bottles of Old Speckled Hen that I shared with my Brother in Law last night!!!!! I've just got back from the farm where I had to go to collect some eggs which I hoped to get back in time for my last meal on Earth. I was there dead on 11:00 and suggested to Charlotte (The rather shapely and attractive young lady that works in the pack house) that during our last 10 minute or so before the end of the world we should make mad passionate love. All she said was "No ******* chance, I've still got these eggs to pack so I don't have the time"! - Oh well, it was worth the try!!!! One of the funniest things I heard was on the radio this morning - Some UFO experts in France claimed that there were aliens hiding in readiness for the Apocolyps the Alps with their space ships ready to rescue and save the French from the Apocolyps. Does that mean that the French are going to be the dominant race in the New Age and we are all going to have to learn how to speak French? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sako751sg Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Same ****,different day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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