ack-ack Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I dont know the answer but the chap next door is knocking on and dresses like a youth. This could be as he is punching well above his weight with a tidy lass thats in the flush of youth. I have to really try hard not ask her how her dad is when i'm cutting the hedge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When Liz Hurley used to be much older than you and now you totally would I always totally would have! In fact - Liz, if your about this thursday i'm nipping over to canterbury to have the dogs stitches out. If you fancy lunch we could grab a bite at the sturry road drive through macdonalds? Failing that we could just get it on at my place, i changed the sheets last and flipped the mattress. You'll have to keep the noise down though as the dogs howl if theres to much screaming. PP me yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I always totally would have! In fact - Liz, if your about this thursday i'm nipping over to canterbury to have the dogs stitches out. If you fancy lunch we could grab a bite at the sturry road drive through macdonalds? Failing that we could just get it on at my place, i changed the sheets last and flipped the mattress. You'll have to keep the noise down though as the dogs howl if theres to much screaming. PP me yeah? For some reason she seemed much older than me until recently when suddenly...not so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) Is that Bill Clinton (in the pic)? This is a bit of a weird one actually. When I was quite young (early 20s) all my girlfriends were quite a bit older than me, usually between five and 10 years older, which at that age is quite a lot. I never really found very young women particularly appealing. I still don't really. But one thing I find really hard nowadays is gauging someone's age. I'm often amazed to discover that someone is six or seven years younger than me when really I thought they were a couple of years older. Anyone else get that? Edited April 14, 2014 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 in my early 20s I was dating a woman in her 40s, (I was a quick learner) I still struggle to age a woman, the other week I was "chatting" to a (I thought) mid 40s woman only to discover she was in her 60s, I still would have though, Im mid 50s but get a return smile /wink from all ages, perhaps they pity me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Is that Bill Clinton (in the pic)? This is a bit of a weird one actually. When I was quite young (early 20s) all my girlfriends were quite a bit older than me, usually between five and 10 years older, which at that age is quite a lot. I never really found very young women particularly appealing. I still don't really. But one thing I find really hard nowadays is gauging someone's age. I'm often amazed to discover that someone is six or seven years younger than me when really I thought they were a couple of years older. Anyone else get that? You ponce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 You ponce For example, A; you look like a girl, B; you look like a girl aged well over 50... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 For example, A; you look like a girl, B; you look like a girl aged well over 50... Double ponce, no returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Or Wayne Rooney. You're old when you prefer the mother of the 'babe' you were perving over. You're well and truly old when you prefer the grandmother. Or just sick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 There was an episode of Sharpe on the TV, Sunday where she unfettered those puppies. Simply stunning. When Liz Hurley used to be much older than you and now you totally would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) There was an episode of Sharpe on the TV, Sunday where she unfettered those puppies. Simply stunning. Judging by clintons get up he was in that episode also. Edited April 15, 2014 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 . Didn't even notice his get up, understandable though, I'm sure you'll agree. Judging by his get up, clinton was in that episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flazz Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 you're only as old as the woman you feel - Groucho Marx Well thats me beggered then, My wife is 11 years older than me !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 When Liz Hurley used to be much older than you and now you totally would Sweet, 2 continents side by side displaying a special relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 There was an episode of Sharpe on the TV, Sunday where she unfettered those puppies. Simply stunning. Oh yes, that episode... We have the complete Sharpe box set at home, and Mrs Zapp always rolls her eyes when I suggest watching it and makes a comment about only saying that to watch the one with Liz Hurley's boobs in it. She is quite correct of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretagentmole Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Lol. Nowt wrong with looking at what goods are on offer I'm 36 this time and still feel young inside, the grey hairs that keep appearing on my bonce are worrying though.! What's hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon controller Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I often ask the question when do you consider yourself old. I'm sixty six this year. I'm still eighteen in my brain. When I'm at the stables I've got girls from teens to sixties walking around in tight clothing, all appreciated. I still climb on the roof and climb trees, when I'm carrying ninety pigeons off the the field on my back I feel very old . Age is in your mind , I get fed up of people younger than myself saying you should not be doing that at your age. My philosophy through life has always been that you should never have to say " I wish I'd " because you should have done it. I will die one day but will never regret my life. If I come back as a woodie I will feed on my own , always be the fourth bird into the pattern if I have to feed in a group and if I have feed at bird tables I will chose a little old lady's house ( no air guns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I have all of the books, but alas there are none of Hurley's assets in them. Oh yes, that episode... We have the complete Sharpe box set at home, and Mrs Zapp always rolls her eyes when I suggest watching it and makes a comment about only saying that to watch the one with Liz Hurley's boobs in it. She is quite correct of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandspider Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 sturry road drive through macdonalds Ahh, that brings back some memories. When I passed my driving test at school, used to load some mates into my crappy VW and go to the Sturry Road MacDonalds drive through... High quality entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Oh yes, that episode... We have the complete Sharpe box set at home, and Mrs Zapp always rolls her eyes when I suggest watching it and makes a comment about only saying that to watch the one with Liz Hurley's boobs in it. She is quite correct of course. What is the name / number of 'that' episode? (purely for research purposes you understand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 What is the name / number of 'that' episode? (purely for research purposes you understand) "Sharpe's Enemy" apparently, though I only know it as "the one with Liz Hurley in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I was on the train a while back with my dad and some of his mates (All on the way to London from Colchester to work). They all had their papers infront of them and a lady bent over to put something in her bag and he thong poked out 'whale tail' and all of their papers lowered and you could see eyes all peering down at it.... after she sat back up, the papers slowly moved back up haha. Dirty old men! (I didn't have a paper so just had to look whilst pretending to text someone). The other problem now is leggings, they often go see through over ladies behinds, and you can see a preview of what's underneath - (Especially on bicycles in London) - you see many wives giving their husbands dirty looks when they notice. My other favorite was on holiday in Cyprus, a couple of young fillies were sunbathing topless and an old couple came down to the pool edge and sat on chairs. The old bloke put on his sunglasses and had his newspaper up but his wife soon caught wind of why he was facing opposite direction to her for nearly an hour and proceeded to whack him with her rolled up newspaper and walked off to the bar. He simply just carried on sat there staring haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I often ask the question when do you consider yourself old. I'm sixty six this year. I'm still eighteen in my brain. When I'm at the stables I've got girls from teens to sixties walking around in tight clothing, all appreciated. I still climb on the roof and climb trees, when I'm carrying ninety pigeons off the the field on my back I feel very old . Age is in your mind , I get fed up of people younger than myself saying you should not be doing that at your age. My philosophy through life has always been that you should never have to say " I wish I'd " because you should have done it. I will die one day but will never regret my life. If I come back as a woodie I will feed on my own , always be the fourth bird into the pattern if I have to feed in a group and if I have feed at bird tables I will chose a little old lady's house ( no air guns) Brilliant PC, Class, Ive just turned 40 and must admit I thought about turning middle aged for all of 5 seconds, your never to old to have a perv, never never never never Ive got a sweet blonde wife at home who is younger than me, but women come in all shapes and sizes and should be "admired " if you can sneak a peek, Hell, we are all hot blooded males, Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 When you too old to look you are too old to breathe (or have stopped breathing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggysreels Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) The dark side of 50 ... for some its a case of just carrying on and enjoying life, for some, its the path of denial, till the coffin lid slams shut .. either one is fine, its your choice !! Edited May 25, 2014 by hoggysreels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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