Beardo Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 By naming the alleged lout it puts the forum in a difficult situation legally hence the pulled posts, I can assure you it's not because we have any allegiance to him. I'm sure most of you have a good idea who it is anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdubya Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 By naming the alleged lout it puts the forum in a difficult situation legally hence the pulled posts, I can assure you it's not because we have any allegiance to him. I'm sure most of you have a good idea who it is anyway. fair enough KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Was it Fanny Craddock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 (edited) Double post stutter Edited September 18, 2014 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Yep looks like a spitting image puppet. Big rubbery face and lips. Could be a Salmonds love child all in jest of course allegedly and all that. Wonder if he will appear in an episode sozzled and boxing Hares in March. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPJA Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I meant the stallholder - that is why he didn't report it - because he had firearms certs. Puzzled...... Why would this stop you reporting an assault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 He is a miserable *** at the best of times, I hope he gets his just desserts for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I can't work out if the old boy got a slap or a proper going over. Detail and accuracy get lost in translation / Chinese whispers. Anyways, I've never had to hit anyone so I have low opinion of anyone who naturally finds themselves throwing their fists about. I don't get the apparent male pride thing of not phoning plod - there's no shame in being done over by someone half your age (unless you're in your teens or twenties ) Since hitting and going past 40 most of me hurts in the mornings and I'm massively unfit - I reckon an active 15 year girl would beat the **** out of me. Well if she tried I wouldn't hesitate going for the ashtray or chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 He is a miserable *** at the best of times, I hope he gets his just desserts for this. But he wont because those involved aren't prepared to do anything to ensure he gets his 'just desserts'. All it takes....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) I can't work out if the old boy got a slap or a proper going over. Detail and accuracy get lost in translation / Chinese whispers. Anyways, I've never had to hit anyone so I have low opinion of anyone who naturally finds themselves throwing their fists about. I don't get the apparent male pride thing of not phoning plod - there's no shame in being done over by someone half your age (unless you're in your teens or twenties ) Since hitting and going past 40 most of me hurts in the mornings and I'm massively unfit - I reckon an active 15 year girl would beat the **** out of me. Well if she tried I wouldn't hesitate going for the ashtray or chair I know how you feel, I've recently gotten out of breath tying my laces. That can't be a good thing, if someone tried to beat me up these days my best defence would be to try and lie on them, get out of that one skinny! Edited September 19, 2014 by mick miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Can anyone recommend a Cookery Book not to buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 This thread is pointless, vague accusations against someone who can't be named and a victim who wont report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Puzzled...... Why would this stop you reporting an assault? If it boils down to ones mans word to another - and there are accusations of assault from both parties (even if false), it could well mean having your tickets removed. Even if only temporarily, it is a stain on your record at renewal time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 This thread is pointless, vague accusations against someone who can't be named and a victim who wont report. That sums it up, but I'm still getting my pitchfork out and gettin a ready for a hang'in I just hope the chef is a foreign coloured chap, that would be a full house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 That sums it up, but I'm still getting my pitchfork out and gettin a ready for a hang'in I just hope the chef is a foreign coloured chap, that would be a full house Or a woman. Weeing up your 'van then handing out a beating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Or a woman. Weeing up your 'van then handing out a beating Slight technical problem. Women can,t wee up things. Wouldn't,t mind awarding the chef a custard pie in front of one of his audiences. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Tell me it wasn't Lorraine Pascale ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted September 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Puzzled...... Why would this stop you reporting an assault? Game season, all parties would have guns removed until resolution and then a fight to get guns back. Even for the innocent party.This is just a possibility, may not be the reason. Maybe it has been reported. Maybe it's his word against the other ones. Maybe its a woman chef and no one wants to report that one got a shuffling from Nigela Lawson. This is my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted September 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Slight technical problem. Women can,t wee up things :( You having been watching the right videos.... ...so I'm told. Not seen any myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) Slight technical problem. Women can,t wee up things. Wouldn't,t mind awarding the chef a custard pie in front of one of his audiences. :( Not even with their head between their knees? Edited September 19, 2014 by sitsinhedges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 With my bad joints no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 They can certainly **** up things, given half a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMcC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Slight technical problem. Women can,t wee up things. :( Not true ! When I was young and mixed with the wrong people Cider was a popular drink and very strong too. So after a session in mixed company, an argument/discussion broke out about what men could do and women couldn't. Of course one of the girls challenged this and the usual reply was that women can't pee up walls. Quite a pretty young girl she was too, but non the less, she stood up and 'fiddled' with something down there and lo and behold pee'd almost six foot up a nearby tree. I was absolutely gobsmacked and later on had to have a feel to make sure she wasn't cheating and no, she was all female and very friendly too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 They can certainly **** up things, given half a chance. And that defo includes trees, tricky, but good for wind-in-the-willows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Not true ! When I was young and mixed with the wrong people Cider was a popular drink and very strong too. So after a session in mixed company, an argument/discussion broke out about what men could do and women couldn't. Of course one of the girls challenged this and the usual reply was that women can't pee up walls. Quite a pretty young girl she was too, but non the less, she stood up and 'fiddled' with something down there and lo and behold pee'd almost six foot up a nearby tree. I was absolutely gobsmacked and later on had to have a feel to make sure she wasn't cheating and no, she was all female and very friendly too ! always check for an Adam's Apple.... TEH seems to make that mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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