loriusgarrulus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 That's how the Grand Canyon was formed. A Northerner visiting the USA lost a sixpence down a rabbit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil3728 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 That's how the Grand Canyon was formed. A Northerner visiting the USA lost a sixpence down a rabbit hole. That's true. It is a known fact that the north is just better, hence all the complaints from the jealous southerners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Just type "Northers are" into a google search box and you'll see a list of the most searched items globally on it... haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) The good thing about the north is very few southerners around, the ones that are can't believe how nice it is. Friendly clean and picturesque so unlike darn sarf. Just what has the south got. No hills no unspoilt countryside more floods than Noah experienced, and when you start on accents the south have a multitude of cultures and races that barely speak English. Edited January 23, 2015 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 i think you have your geography mixed up, the Geordies are up North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 i think you have your geography mixed up, the Geordies are up North. Harsh.........very harsh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 We will have to be careful of southerners coming up north and the strength of our beer. I read about the great Lemonade Shortage in September 1666 where the shandy was stronger than usual, they burnt London to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougall Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 where is the venue this year?I have sat back and watched the South getting hammered for too long and shall pull my old rusty hammer gun out and ride to the rescue...that is unless it is so far North I need a passport and a translator.presumably it would be fair to have the event near the border?and as this appears to be @ Watford not too far for me to travel and i won't need ice picks and a dictionary?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougall Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 timps, one does'nt put lemonade in ones claret old boy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 So according to the map if i can make the shoot I will be shooting for the sarf , trouble is I had already been out and brought a flat cap and whippet . It now looks like I have to change them for a Panama and poodel , and anybody know where I can buy some pink trousers and white shoes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 where is the venue this year?I have sat back and watched the South getting hammered for too long and shall pull my old rusty hammer gun out and ride to the rescue...that is unless it is so far North I need a passport and a translator.presumably it would be fair to have the event near the border?and as this appears to be @ Watford not too far for me to travel and i won't need ice picks and a dictionary?? Don't forget your locking wheel nuts for the carrage 😗😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 timps, one does'nt put lemonade in ones claret old boy.. one doesn’t put lemonade in ones beer either but it doesn’t seem to stop the southerners doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 In the North you can drink coke or burn it, not snort it. We also have a sewer system that works unlike London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot and be safe Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 one doesnt put lemonade in ones beer either but it doesnt seem to stop the southerners doing it Good come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Beer with a Whisky chaser, good Northern custom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougall Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Don't forget your locking wheel nuts for the carrage OF good point I'll remind my driver In the North you can drink coke or burn it, not snort it. We also have a sewer system that works unlike London. you certainly do have a sewer system...kinda runs from Hull to the Midlands leaking all the way down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 OF good point I'll remind my driver you certainly do have a sewer system...kinda runs from Hull to the Midlands leaking all the way down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttfjlc Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 The flaw in your theory is the fact that a Northener would never let the quid reach the floor Very good point sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Is it possible to get a decent martini or a glass of pimms once we get past Watford 😗😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot and be safe Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Is it possible to get a decent martini or a glass of pimms once we get past Watford 😗😀You should have said you like pimms when you were up for the shoot. I've got 3 bottles of the stuff left over from watching Wimbledon. We only had it in case it rained and we had to listen to Cliff Richards dulcet tones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I like Pimms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot and be safe Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I like Pimms Bet you like Cliff too you sure you're not southern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Bet you like Cliff too you sure you're not southern He could be a migrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 He could be a migrant. Born a Yorkshireman, Although I did spend quite a few years in Norfolk, Now an adopted Geordie And you can keep Cliff!!!! I don't really drink much these days, like the odd pint, and sloe gin, Pimms is a refreshing drink on a hot day, and you get a fruit cocktail as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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