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Last night whilst watching yet another re-run of Wheeler Dealers it got me thinking about my first two cars.

It was 1987 and I had a Triumph Spitfire, followed by a TR7 for my sins.

Both were rotten to hell which at the time was the norm and for some reason ---expected

To think that at the time they were aged 13years and 10years old.

 

Now, present day- take a 10 year old car and apart from Merc Sprinters and Vivo's ( pet hate of mine these Mercs) and Morgans/Tvrs, then would you expect the same levels of corrosion?

 

Thank god for progress and manufacturing standards....but I guess the share value of Isopan has gone down considerably

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I was reminiscing similarly the other evening looking at some old photos...I had a Herald that was held together with Isopon and a Dolomite similarly.. they both must have weighed 1/2 a tonne more than when they came out of the factory, with all the waxoyl, filler and underseal on them.

 

My mate had a Zodiac with so much underseal on it he had an oil fire on the way to Devon one day with 6 of us in it. Within 10 minutes it was like the final scene from the wicker man.. luckily we all got out in good time but his gonk got fried sadly. !

 

When I was left my aunts old Morris 1000 my mates and I stripped it down, put some carpets in, walnut dash ( hand made) new diff, back axle and brakes and slipped a V6 Cortina engine in. You wouldn't know to look at it but away from the lights used to leave everything for dead.

 

Those days you could go to Halfords on Saturday Morning and get any part for the engine, within reason, get the Haynes manual out and fix it up Sunday morning. The most difficult operation was possibly changing the rear shoes.. ! Sunday afternoon a nice drive around the countryside !

 

Car owners these days don't know they are born...every car is supremely reliable in comparison to those old gals. !

 

Happy days :lol:

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My father still has the philosophy that if a car has more than 30,000 on the clock then it's past its best.....

 

Adage has got me thinking---- windscreen tints ( even with the names of your loved one on), traffic light air freshener, seat covers, giant whip aerials, CB radio installs.

What's your memory of 'Sunday morning' car add-on's

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It realy used to get me back in the day I had a 1960 Vauxhall Cresta engine was I never forget 2262cc but it was only 4 years old when I got it and if you opened the rear doors the body there had rusted through I had four of them starting with a 56 then 60 then 61 that had the 2561cc engine and the last one I had was a 65 that had the 3.3 enging and that thing would move.

 

all except for the last one had bad rust problems I only sole the 65 as it was costing me to much to run so I changed it for a 1972 ford capri 2ltr oring with a black vinyl roof I really wanted a 3ltr but could not find a good one at the time I had that car for about 8 years and loved it it had the transit V4 engine in it but it was still quite fast at the time.

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My father still has the philosophy that if a car has more than 30,000 on the clock then it's past its best.....

 

Adage has got me thinking---- windscreen tints ( even with the names of your loved one on), traffic light air freshener, seat covers, giant whip aerials, CB radio installs.

What's your memory of 'Sunday morning' car add-on's

The plastic rear screen heater kit , Leather driving Gloves with perforated backs. Headlight dye. Bolt on reversing lights with dash board switch... you always got flashed when you left it on.! and my most favourite of all the original 70's air horn quintet..." la Cucaracha" :lol:

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Yep

Totally forgot about the 'hanging anti vomit' straps and separate reverse lamps.

The trend of painting bulbs yellow for those 'daring' foreign trips.

 

Air horns on escorts and cortina's having seen Dukes of Hazzard ( wasn't allowed to put one in my mothers car i seem to remember.

 

Chucking Redex in the tank too

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Vauxhall Chevette, with grip on head rests that used to slide off i i went round a corner to fast. I got a load of brown fur and clued it onto the roof lining,door pillars, door card, dash board ect. Couldn't wait for it to dry(really sticky stinking evostick glue)and me and my mate nearly got killed when the road turned into a rainbow and i put it through a hedge.When i hit the brakes the fur fell of the roof and covered our heads so we couldn't see the bend in the road, hedge the connection with said hedge.

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Vauxhall Chevette, with grip on head rests that used to slide off i i went round a corner to fast. I got a load of brown fur and clued it onto the roof lining,door pillars, door card, dash board ect. Couldn't wait for it to dry(really sticky stinking evostick glue)and me and my mate nearly got killed when the road turned into a rainbow and i put it through a hedge.When i hit the brakes the fur fell of the roof and covered our heads so we couldn't see the bend in the road, hedge the connection with said hedge.

I do not now what to about that one :lol::/:whistling::sad1::hmm:

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A set of Minilite wheels cost me almost a months wages, but put the finishing touches to the sump guard, race tuned 998cc engine, bucket seated partially stripped and repainted in Abingdon Red with white doors aka Paddy Hopkirk, Wolseley Mini. Wood rimmed ally steering wheel, Halda map light, Lucas 'Flame Thrower' spots mounted high on the bonnet front. AND a 2 inch custom made straight through comp exhaust box, tucked up out of harms way in the centre. Used to enjoy rattling the pens on the Supers desk as I left the police station through the archway ..his office was directly above :yes: Happy days. The very first add on though was fitting a totally useless seat belt to the farms Ford 8 van in 1957-58, I swear it made that van go 5mph faster :yahoo:

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Remember when I was a kid my mam bought a brand new metro on a E plate 3 years down the line the wings were rotten and so was rest of the car realy

In 88 I was working for a Rover dealership and wings and front x-members were the norm. Awful cars and wasn't until the 'k series' arrived with the new models that I wasn't so embarrassed to say who I worked for

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Watney's Red Barrel key fobs, a "must have"!

 

8 track tape players.

 

Manual chokes and petrol soaked speak plugs.

 

Still, at least we knew something about mechanics and could do basic remedial engineering, unlike today's sealed electronic units.

If (when) it broke down you could usually fix it without a degree in computer science, just a few spanners and a Haynes manual.

 

Although most of the jobs I embarked upon required a 'special tool'....

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