pavman Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Gents I have become a victim of circumstance ! Let me explain and you can judge for yourself, Mrs P had a girls night in with a few friends round, a bottle of wine, East Enders and no doubt slagging off the husbands for too much time Shooting and watching footy. I am banished to the garden and garage, not a problem some quality time to check over my deeks and kit. I set up the lawn sprinkler as a side job, and remember I need to catch a Bee as it flights to and from the nest near the Kennel to see what kind it is. (http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=35573&st=0&gopid=326712entry326710) I have no net so ask Mrs P if she can help with some tights or similar netting, she only has Lacy hold up stockings, but I cage a pair and an old coat hanger for a make shift net. I walk past the sprinkler and get caught and now have wet combats and boots! not wanting to disturb the girls again I retire to the garage and strip off to get dry, obviously it’s a little cool on the east coast, so for warmth and comfort I slip on the hold ups on and a pair of waders and my old leather bikers waistcoat I then set about sorting my kit, about an hour later I am standing with my back to the garage door with a full bodied goose in front of me giving it a good scrub with warm soapy water, at this point Mrs P enters with the girls in tow “as they have all been promised a duck from the freezer†before they leave. There’s a few gasps of disapproval followed by a hasty exist and the girls night is wrapped up early. Now despite my protestations of innocents and at being a victim of circumstance Mrs P has got the right hump, I cant understand why she just cant look at the facts and show some sympathy for once :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Set yourself up there mate!! :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 You`re the victim of time and forgetting to lock the door more like !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 I thought that was a normal night in for you suffolk boys :blink: Just wait until Highlander logs on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 I bet LB has read that and is already licking his lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 I'm there dude :blink: :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Your mistake Mate was you put the waders on instead of the pair of black hooker boots that Highlander keeps stored in the garage. :blink: :blink: NTTF Shaz, Just right him off and come live with me Luv NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjimlad Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Sorry pavman, that will never happen to me. I don't own any waders ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 A likely story, just the same as you got "caught" with "someone elses dog" having a nap the other month :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 That's up there with favorite A&E story of the man who happened to be vacuming and fell over............ whilst being naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuck1 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 See you on Youtube big boy. Grrrrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 I must go where the wild goose goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Pav Now i remember where it was that i first saw you...... Police Academy the Blue Oyster Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2a8hpYrIBw...ted&search= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Pav Now i remember where it was that i first saw you...... Police Academy the Blue Oyster Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2a8hpYrIBw...ted&search= Spookey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I thought that was a normal night in for you suffolk boys Just wait until Highlander logs on DO NOT include me in the same category as pervman, he's definitely strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I thought that was a normal night in for you suffolk boys Just wait until Highlander logs on DO NOT include me in the same category as pervman, he's definitely strange Dont mean I am a bad person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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