ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: It had crossed my mind but I didn't want to suggest it for fear of being branded a fool in the eyes of the PW massive....Β "in the land of the fools ...the man with 1 brain cell is king " 22 minutes ago, loriusgarrulus said: Β an air drop with a touch of senopods............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 55 minutes ago, Old farrier said: No sensible member would even suggest that ππ sadly closed season for them at the momentΒ although easier to kill with a big caliber well within the capacity of the faithful gat gun ππ Well I was thinking of putting a driven day on for it, gat guns only, with the fly squat attachment?Β 56 minutes ago, ditchman said: "in the land of the fools ...the man with 1 brain cell is king " an air drop with a touch of senopods............. Better to remain silent and thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. πΒ Already spoilt that one haven't it πΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: Well I was thinking of putting a driven day on for it, gat guns only, with the fly squat attachment?Β If I may suggest π€ beaters will need pitch forks as they tend to sit tight and if you have any older beaters with trained cats they will be a asset π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Old farrier said: If I may suggest π€ beaters will need pitch forks as they tend to sit tight and if you have any older beaters with trained cats they will be a asset π With the addition of a grizzled Norfolk accent I think that would be perfect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: With the addition of a grizzled Norfolk accent I think that would be perfect... That should do it ππ now im sure there is a few master chefs on here with the decent recipe for cooking after the day π€ so roast or barbecueΒ marinade or hang and red or white wine? Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Old farrier said: That should do it ππ now im sure there is a few master chefs on here with the decent recipe for cooking after the day π€ so roast or barbecueΒ marinade or hang and red or white wine? Β Again, I think we should leave that to our Norfolk-ite, especially after reading he's wine related exploits.Β Starting to believe he's the lynch pin that holds the PW world together.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 A couple for size reference, there was about 6 decent sized bits in total, spread in a line over 10ft or so.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Horse. Pig looks like your own. /M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 I'd ruled horse out as its a ways from any footpath or road + the only field that would access it goes right past my front door which has been open the last couple of days so I'd have heard or seen something I'd have thought.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 whatever it is it has a well formed sphincter muscle................. oh ......and im off the sauce now..........doctor Anna said my blood tests were coming back saying that my liver was unhappy......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Farmboy91 said: A couple for size reference, there was about 6 decent sized bits in total, spread in a line over 10ft or so.Β Well thatβs huge if you have size 18 boots ππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Itβs a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 If your interested that much in feces I put some samples on for you all, we could start a competition.Β Β£50 to the winner if they can tell what I've had for dinner.Β Β Β But the one posted does look a bit like horse poo, and those socks need pulling up.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Oh no docs say no fun juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 This is only a guess , would it be a Badger , we very rarely see one , let alone his droppingsΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, marsh man said: This is only a guess , would it be a Badger , we very rarely see one , let alone his droppingsΒ my god if that is a badger ...we need to be afraid.....very afraid........if thats the size of its bottom......you would need an 600 Express rifle to bring it down.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 minute ago, ditchman said: my god if that is a badger ...we need to be afraid.....very afraid........if thats the size of its bottom......you would need an 600 Express rifle to bring it down.. Yea but a male Badger is a boar and the female a Sow , now as you are off the Red diesel and paying attention , the Badger is related to the pig family and Wild Pig was suggested , anyhow , the chap with the small boot might be a tenant at the model village down the sea frontΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 my god what have i been missing midst this alchoholic self induced haze i have been within....... we have Badger scientists on PW now............i daresay there is a coarse at the UEA....Termial Rectal Velocities of Badger excrement...... see i told you...........you dont need red wine to talk ****e... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, marsh man said: Yea but a male Badger is a boar and the female a Sow , now as you are off the Red diesel and paying attention , the Badger is related to the pig family and Wild Pig was suggested , anyhow , the chap with the small boot might be a tenant at the model village down the sea frontΒ SorryΒ badger is a mustelid related to Β Stote and weaselΒ Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Dougy said: If your interested that much in feces I put some samples on for you all, we could start a competition.Β Β£50 to the winner if they can tell what I've had for dinner.Β Β Β But the one posted does look a bit like horse poo, and those socks need pulling up.Β if its got diced carrot it it ...you just know its north of the Wash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wb123 Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Many years ago at a cub camp I went for a **** in the woods then a few hours later found thirty people stood around my stoolΒ discussing what kind of beastΒ did it. On that note Iβm calling this a ditchy ****.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Wb123 said: Many years ago at a cub camp I went for a **** in the woods then a few hours later found thirty people stood around my stoolΒ discussing what kind of beastΒ did it. On that note Iβm calling this a ditchy ****.Β boy ...let me tell you ole partner....if it were one of mine yer wudnt be a steppin over it...you would hav to walk around it... and there would be a que to plant a flag on it...it would be the everest of east anglia Edited August 17, 2019 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 10 hours ago, marsh man said: Yea but a male Badger is a boar and the female a Sow , now as you are off the Red diesel and paying attention , the Badger is related to the pig family and Wild Pig was suggested , anyhow , the chap with the small boot might be a tenant at the model village down the sea frontΒ I'll have you know its a normal sized boot thank you very much.Β 9 hours ago, ditchman said: boy ...let me tell you ole partner....if it were one of mine yer wudnt be a steppin over it...you would hav to walk around it... and there would be a que to plant a flag on it...it would be the everest of east anglia I'd be more upset that you didn't stop in for a tipple than you actually taking a dump on my perm πΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: I'll have you know its a normal sized boot thank you very much.Β Β I can see the laces have been well kept , but as for the bootsΒ Β , anyhow , what is normal for you Suffolk boys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 38 minutes ago, marsh man said: I can see the laces have been well kept , but as for the bootsΒ Β , anyhow , what is normal for you Suffolk boys ? I spent all my pocket money on cartridges, none left for the boot fund π πΒ In suffolk digits tend to stop at 5 per hand/foot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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