TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Is that the Mole Sanctuary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 You need one of these…https://www.amazon.com/Underground-Exterminator-Kills-Gophers-Groundhogs/dp/B0000BYDPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Do you think a statue is going to be appropriate when the big white hunter actually catches this evil man eating predator 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Old farrier said: Do you think a statue is going to be appropriate when the big white hunter actually catches this evil man eating predator 😂😂 No statues are so last year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: No statues are so last year! Taxidermy has to be the next step then sabre tooth mole made extinct by ditchman stuffed the last Norfolk monster mole 😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Old farrier said: Taxidermy has to be the next step then sabre tooth mole made extinct by ditchman stuffed the last Norfolk monster mole 😂😊 Don't think he'll let you stuff him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Don't think he'll let you stuff him! You realise he’s wandering around dressed like something out of jumanji leaping out from behind bushes and the like 😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Old farrier said: You realise he’s wandering around dressed like something out of jumanji leaping out from behind bushes and the like 😂😊 You should have heard him swear when I phoned him earlier and asked for the Mole Sanctuary! Edited June 12, 2020 by TIGHTCHOKE SPELLAGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 HHHaaaaaaaaHHhaaaaaa................yes its all very funny.............................................. ,/..................................NOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Keep at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 My contribution is as a dedicated non mole catcher. Couldn't you put a spade on either side of the run at 45 degrees? This should encourage the mole to go straight on rather than circumnavigating the traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, JDog said: My contribution is as a dedicated non mole catcher. Couldn't you put a spade on either side of the run at 45 degrees? This should encourage the mole to go straight on rather than circumnavigating the traps. ive only got one spade.....................im not spade rich im going to get motty in....he will kill em ............left &rights and all Edited June 12, 2020 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Looking at .357s now eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Or you could find the run dig a deep hole and put a jam jar into the bottom and when he comes along he’s going to fall into it 🤔 this eco friendly method is guaranteed not to offend any minorities 🙄 you then rehome the poor defenceless critter 😇 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Looking at .357s now eh? Not enough gun for a mole minimum caliber 375HH magnum 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Or you could find the run dig a deep hole and put a jam jar into the bottom and when he comes along he’s going to fall into it 🤔 this eco friendly method is guaranteed not to offend any minorities 🙄 you then rehome the poor defenceless critter 😇 Not enough gun for a mole minimum caliber 375HH magnum 😊 By post to the Isle of Wight? Edited June 12, 2020 by TIGHTCHOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: By post to the Isle of Wight? Due to Covid 19 regulations animal transport is restricted to essential 😢 haven’t you got a local bowling club or cricket ground that’s not being used at the moment 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Due to Covid 19 regulations animal transport is restricted to essential 😢 haven’t you got a local bowling club or cricket ground that’s not being used at the moment 😂 christ if i put it on the bowling green...............they would go into meltdown......it would make Covid-19 look like an itchy nose....they would be dropping like flies due to shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: christ if i put it on the bowling green...............they would go into meltdown......it would make Covid-19 look like an itchy nose....they would be dropping like flies due to shock How’s they going to know it’s your mole 🤔😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, ditchman said: i KNOW THEY ARE I JUST BLOODY TOLD YOU THAT You appear to be a little stressed. May I suggest a session in the workshop. Meanwhile, mix up some sodium chlorate, sulphur and coal dust. Pack the hole and ignite. This was the mix that my brother and I used on the moles about 55 years ago. It burned slowly, releasing coal gas and sulphur dioxide and spread along the tunnel then, as more air mixed with the gases, exploded. The lawn lifted a few inches in parts, took on a yellow tinge and never really recovered. We didn't see any more moles, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 lots of helpful suggestions coming in .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, ditchman said: ive only got one spade.....................im not spade rich You're a lousy bridge player! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 It's all fun and games now , just wait until back doors start getting smashed in , and ditchie is on the naughty step again . I'm surprised that he hasn't built a mobile mole slaughtering machine yet , with whirling blades , steam , and lightning bolts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: It's all fun and games now , just wait until back doors start getting smashed in , and ditchie is on the naughty step again . I'm surprised that he hasn't built a mobile mole slaughtering machine yet , with whirling blades , steam , and lightning bolts. And have the mole laughing at him again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: And have the mole laughing at him again? It's about time that somebody actually told him what he's doing wrong , and why his traps aren't working . I'm not going to tell him , one of you lot will have to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, mel b3 said: It's about time that somebody actually told him what he's doing wrong , and why his traps aren't working . I'm not going to tell him , one of you lot will have to tell him. Oh come on, we've only got to the fourth page so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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