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11 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

You realise he’s wandering around dressed like something out of jumanji leaping out from behind bushes and the like 😂😊

You should have heard him swear when I phoned him earlier and asked for the Mole Sanctuary!:D

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6 minutes ago, JDog said:

My contribution is as a dedicated non mole catcher.

Couldn't you put a spade on either side of the run at 45 degrees? This should encourage the mole to go straight on rather than circumnavigating the traps.

ive only got one spade.....................im not spade rich

 

im going to get motty in....he will kill em ............left &rights and all

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Or you could find the run dig a deep hole and put a jam jar into the bottom and when he comes along he’s going to fall into it 🤔

this eco friendly method is guaranteed not to offend any minorities 🙄

you then rehome the poor defenceless critter 😇

5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Looking at .357s now eh?

Not enough gun for a mole 

minimum caliber 375HH magnum 😊

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2 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

Or you could find the run dig a deep hole and put a jam jar into the bottom and when he comes along he’s going to fall into it 🤔

this eco friendly method is guaranteed not to offend any minorities 🙄

you then rehome the poor defenceless critter 😇

Not enough gun for a mole 

minimum caliber 375HH magnum 😊

By post to the Isle of Wight?:w00t:

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17 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

Due to Covid 19 regulations animal transport is restricted to essential 😢

haven’t you got a local bowling club or cricket ground that’s not being used at the moment 😂

christ if i put it on the bowling green...............they would go into meltdown......it would make Covid-19 look like an itchy nose....they would be dropping like flies due to shock

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

i KNOW THEY ARE I JUST BLOODY TOLD YOU THAT:mad:

You appear to be a little stressed.

May I suggest a session in the workshop.

Meanwhile, mix up some sodium chlorate, sulphur and coal dust. Pack the hole and ignite.

This was the mix that my brother and I used on the moles about 55 years ago.

It burned slowly, releasing coal gas and sulphur dioxide and spread along the tunnel then, as more air mixed with the gases, exploded. The lawn lifted a few inches in parts, took on a yellow tinge and never really recovered.

We didn't see any more moles, though.

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It's all fun and games now , just wait until back doors start getting smashed in , and ditchie is on the naughty step again .

I'm surprised that he hasn't built a mobile mole slaughtering machine yet , with whirling blades , steam , and lightning bolts.

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1 minute ago, mel b3 said:

It's all fun and games now , just wait until back doors start getting smashed in , and ditchie is on the naughty step again .

I'm surprised that he hasn't built a mobile mole slaughtering machine yet , with whirling blades , steam , and lightning bolts.

And have the mole laughing at him again?

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1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

And have the mole laughing at him again?

It's about time that somebody actually told him what he's doing wrong , and why his traps aren't working . I'm not going to tell him , one of you lot will have to tell him.

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Just now, mel b3 said:

It's about time that somebody actually told him what he's doing wrong , and why his traps aren't working . I'm not going to tell him , one of you lot will have to tell him.

Oh come on, we've only got to the fourth page so far!

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