Mrs Sweepy Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 dear,AUNTIE PIGEON WATCH , PLEASE ,PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME. i just put the washing machine on .and i have just notice that not only have i got hubbys favourite shooting shirt in the wash .the one he wears on other shoots.to look the part .but also a pair of dark pink panties (am i aloud to say panties on here ) anyway dear AUNTIE PW whats a girl to do . 1,tell him pink is this season colour to be seen on a shoot 2,everytime he asks for it tell him its in the wash 3,see if me and the kids cannot convince him that he has become colour blind over night . 4,tell him the dog ate it 5, or re-mortagage the house and buy him a new one (you seen the prices of some of these shirts) so what do you think i should do .please am open to suggestions yours sincerely harassed lady of essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeihrauchPower Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Woops ! Maybe a soak in bleach will do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 A chap on a recent driven day was re pleat with subtle pink checked shirt and full shooting gear and looked fairly dappa, just tell him pink is this seasons white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Just keep it brief(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Mrs Sweepy You are suffering from what I call rainbow laundry syndrome. There is no cure, but you may find a remedy if you leg it down to the shops. quick. There are a couple of products available which will help. Unfortunatley I dont know what they are called as I dont do washing, and mrs webber is too ill to go and mither at the moment. Quite why sweepy needs to wear your panties under his best shooting shirt will probably remain a secret, so I shant ask. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I suggest you ring National Express and see how far away you can get before he comes home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham M Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Many moons ago, when me and the Memsahib first got wed, I had to go for a medical. Got out of bed early and donned clean white underwear and shirt. ‘Twas a dark winter morning, and not wishing to disturb “she who must be obeyed†I dressed in the dark and left the house. When I arrived at the medical centre I was ushered into a cubical to undress for said examination, only to find that I was resplendent in bright pink undies and matching vest. I looked at the doctor, who was smiling under his medical files, …….and just closed my eyes as my face began to match the colour of my apparel. No amount of washing would ever get rid of the colour completely, although I believe that you can buy a product nowadays that will remove it. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Shades of 'favourite shooting shirts' as Pin says can look good, well different at least I was going to buy the yellowy LeChameau one until I went to a game fair and 20,000 other people had the same idea! See how it comes out mrs s, you never know. If he doesn't like like it, put new one down for him on his Christmas list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migster Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 dear,AUNTIE PIGEON WATCH , PLEASE ,PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME. i just put the washing machine on .and i have just notice that not only have i got hubbys favourite shooting shirt in the wash .the one he wears on other shoots.to look the part .but also a pair of dark pink panties (am i aloud to say panties on here ) anyway dear AUNTIE PW whats a girl to do . 1,tell him pink is this season colour to be seen on a shoot 2,everytime he asks for it tell him its in the wash 3,see if me and the kids cannot convince him that he has become colour blind over night . 4,tell him the dog ate it 5, or re-mortagage the house and buy him a new one (you seen the prices of some of these shirts) so what do you think i should do .please am open to suggestions yours sincerely harassed lady of essex You could try this stuff, it has been known to work, otherwise you will have to raid the piggy bank for a new one. http://www.vanish.co.uk/images/img_laundry_prod1.jpg[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I loved some of the excuses. i'd come 'clean' with your mistake, honesty is the best policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benbaikal Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 so what you saying his your shirts now pink and mr sweepys panties are cream coloured Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildshot Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Tickled pink Don't grouse shooters wear pink in their clothing for camouflage in the butts? He could take it up, this would surely cost less than a new shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Mrs sweepy the answer is simple. You need to impress him with your feminine charms then just as he's thinking your're the best thing since sliced bread quickly mention your mistake and he will just say oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek.snr Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 i would forgive my wife in an instant ,if she was wearing just the panties as i came through the front door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Dear Mrs Sweepy, In this new age of claim culture we live in, he should be recompensed accordingly. Compensation claims are always on the up and the settlement figure can vary drastically. Once he reads this entire thread I would imagine he will be suffering from the following which would increase his claim from youself: Humiliation - Worthy of a bloody good meal and evenings 'activities' later. Shock - at least a new shirt to be had there! Physical upset - Now this is the expensive claim. At least one new rifle/shotgun and a full quantity of rounds. Acting as mr Sweepys (unqualified lawyer/advisor/chief bull**itter) we demand he is given all of the above and 5 free 'weekend' passes. This would entitle him to 5 weekends away shooting with no hassles or questions from yourself. The choice to go alone or with friends and at least 2 crates of his favourite beverage. It may also be in your favour to offer to paunch and fillet anything he fetches home for the remainder of the year. Yours mr Lee. Legal wind up merchant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Any pics Now come on i meant of the shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 well mrs sweepy lives to see a other day .thanks to those amazing men who hang around labs in white coats . not only are they trying to find the cure for the common cold .but they help sort my knickers out to . there was me ready to make a quick exit like mr cranfield told me to do . but no down to those wonderful men with the big brains and the amazing stuff they put in my washing powder . my panties did not soil mr sweepy shirt . so dear dear mr lee we will not be needing your services (why cowboys spring to mind when i read your post i never no ).o and dear sweet magman i only wish i could fulfill you dreams of seeing piccys of both the garments involve in this nasty incident . but the mods have not return photos of me and sweepy wearing them as yet. something to do with making copys i think . so anyway must fly i left the iron on sweepy shirt . all the best suzy xxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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