ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I did actually. I was very surprised when I read it on the Internet. someone put a picture up of Carr and Hess..and all "allis clare mein herr" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 29, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 47 minutes ago, marsh man said: If I was you I would give it a rest for a little while and just enjoy your country pursuits until you go back to work and then take stock of what you really want in life , you can't keep burning the candle at both ends , you might be trying to rediscover your teenage years by going to one date and then seeking out another one as soon as you get back home , you know that once people get back to work next you mind will be concentrating on work and not on your last date , so sit back for a few days and take a rest before it all end up in tears , hopefully you will find the ideal partner when the time is right , GOOD LUCK . MM Thank you . It’s only this site that keeps be sain . Dougy , Mel b , strimmer 13 and many more text me daily . Im forever grateful to this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 8 minutes ago, team tractor said: Thank you . It’s only this site that keeps be sain . Dougy , Mel b , strimmer 13 and many more text me daily . Im forever grateful to this forum Don't blame me . I'm just trying to fix you up on a date with ditchman . I get one of the pups to take ratting 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Don't blame me . I'm just trying to fix you up on a date with ditchman . I get one of the pups to take ratting 😁. i can tell you now ...he for one aint chasing me around the block with one of them sharp tools he has.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: i can tell you now ...he for one aint chasing me around the block with one of them sharp tools he has.... You needn't worry mate , he only has a tiny pencil. A tiny scribble and it's all over😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 5 minutes ago, mel b3 said: You needn't worry mate , he only has a tiny pencil. A tiny scribble and it's all over😁. But he's got wood......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 29 minutes ago, mel b3 said: You needn't worry mate , he only has a tiny pencil. A tiny scribble and it's all over😁. what....one of them pencils from the bookies ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 23 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: But he's got wood......................... More of a splinter if the writings on the toilet wall are anything to go by 😇. Just now, ditchman said: what....one of them pencils from the bookies ? Just like one of those ..... only smaller 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: More of a splinter if the writings on the toilet wall are anything to go by 😇. Just like one of those ..... only smaller 😇 ohhh....from Argos then on the order counter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 minute ago, ditchman said: ohhh....from Argos then on the order counter ? Think cheesy wotsit 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 33 minutes ago, mel b3 said: More of a splinter if the writings on the toilet wall are anything to go by 😇. Just like one of those ..... only smaller 😇 i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage"..... thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing.......... and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address in full an all it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage"..... thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing.......... and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address in full an all it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography Is that why you carry a notepad and pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 29, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, ditchman said: i can tell you now ...he for one aint chasing me around the block with one of them sharp tools he has.... I can’t slip the finger don’t worry . They’re all to short 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 3 minutes ago, team tractor said: I can’t slip the finger don’t worry . They’re all to short 🤣 ugh.....gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: Don't blame me . I'm just trying to fix you up on a date with ditchman . I get one of the pups to take ratting 😁. You’re just after free Chubby Brown tickets 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 6 hours ago, ditchman said: i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage"..... thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing.......... and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address in full an all it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography Cottaging can be a very good pass time for you older gents mate . Plays havoc with your knees though . 5 hours ago, shaun4860 said: You’re just after free Chubby Brown tickets 🤔 I can assure you shaun , that his happiness is my only concern ...............honest 😇😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 On 26/12/2024 at 11:48, mel b3 said: I'd be careful , he's on heat and he'll be humping your leg 😁. He likes the generously proportioned ladies . Ah, the triple 6!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 14 hours ago, team tractor said: Thank you . It’s only this site that keeps be sain . Dougy , Mel b , strimmer 13 and many more text me daily . Im forever grateful to this forum Hello, Ah was wondering how Strimmer 13 was getting on as not seen much on PW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 30, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 22 minutes ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Ah was wondering how Strimmer 13 was getting on as not seen much on PW He’s an excellent friend. Not a day goes by without a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 5 minutes ago, team tractor said: He’s an excellent friend. Not a day goes by without a message. Hello, Yes seems a likeable chap, give him my best for new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 30, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 Well I’ve booked my New Year’s party ticket in Birmingham 😆. I don’t even drink normally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 3 minutes ago, team tractor said: Well I’ve booked my New Year’s party ticket in Birmingham 😆. I don’t even drink normally It's going to blow a gale tomorrow night TT , how far is it from yours to Birmingham ?, hope you have a good night and will it end up with another knotch on your gun to join the many others , and if this was the case then is the gun still safe to shoot with very little of the original stock left ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 16 hours ago, mel b3 said: Cottaging can be a very good pass time for you older gents mate . Plays havoc with your knees though . I can assure you shaun , that his happiness is my only concern ...............honest 😇😁. its yer piles you need to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 Hang on, now hang on a minute, a ticket to a new years eve party in Brum This is taking me back a very short while, now not many of you may know,,,, and no surprise,,, as most of folk on here have had a decent up-bringing. But is this party by any chance connected to similar and the same name as playground equipment that go back and forth, and back and forth If your not getting my drift here, is this the swinging club in Brum by any chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2024 Report Share Posted December 30, 2024 53 minutes ago, Dougy said: Hang on, now hang on a minute, a ticket to a new years eve party in Brum This is taking me back a very short while, now not many of you may know,,,, and no surprise,,, as most of folk on here have had a decent up-bringing. But is this party by any chance connected to similar and the same name as playground equipment that go back and forth, and back and forth If your not getting my drift here, is this the swinging club in Brum by any chance ask mel he is in the know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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