Jump to content

Single at Xmas


team tractor
 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 157
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

47 minutes ago, marsh man said:

If I was you I would give it a rest for a little while and just enjoy your country pursuits until you go back to work and then take stock of what you really want in life , you can't keep burning the candle at both ends , you might be trying to rediscover your teenage years by going to one date and then seeking out another one as soon as you get back home , you know that once people get back to work next you mind will be concentrating on work and not on your last date , so sit back for a few days and take a rest before it all end up in tears , hopefully you will find the ideal partner when the time is right ,  GOOD LUCK .     MM 

Thank you . It’s only this site that keeps be sain . Dougy , Mel b , strimmer 13 and many more text me daily . Im forever grateful to this forum

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Thank you . It’s only this site that keeps be sain . Dougy , Mel b , strimmer 13 and many more text me daily . Im forever grateful to this forum

Don't blame me . I'm just trying to fix you up on a date with ditchman . I get one of the pups to take ratting 😁.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

23 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

But he's got wood.........................

More of a splinter if the writings on the toilet wall are anything to go by 😇.

Just now, ditchman said:

what....one of them pencils from the bookies ?

Just like one of those ..... only smaller 😇

Link to comment
Share on other sites

33 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

More of a splinter if the writings on the toilet wall are anything to go by 😇.

Just like one of those ..... only smaller 😇

i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage".....

thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing..........

and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address   in full an all:w00t:

it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, ditchman said:

i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage".....

thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing..........

and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address   in full an all

it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography 

Is that why you carry a notepad and pen?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

i got caught short many tears ago with a full bottom in Norwich and i had to use a public toilet in Norwich know as "the cottage".....

thank god it was empty and clean....so i entered the cubicle ...slammed the door shut ...alleluia....it had a working lock ...dropped me strides and threw my bum onto the stainless steel pedistal.............raising my head ...i realised the door was covered in writing..........

and i **** you not ...........it was the bloody Gettisburge address   in full an all:w00t:

it certainly made a change from dodgy phone numbers and pornography 

Cottaging can be a very good pass time for you older gents mate .  Plays havoc with your knees though .

5 hours ago, shaun4860 said:

You’re just after free Chubby Brown tickets 🤔

:shaun:

I can assure you shaun , that his happiness is my only concern ...............honest 😇😁.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Well I’ve booked my New Year’s party ticket in Birmingham 😆. I don’t even drink normally 

It's going to blow a gale tomorrow night TT , how far is it from yours to Birmingham ?, hope you have a good night and will it end up with another knotch on your gun to join the many others , and if this was the case then is the gun still safe to shoot with very little of the original stock left ?   :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Cottaging can be a very good pass time for you older gents mate .  Plays havoc with your knees though .

I can assure you shaun , that his happiness is my only concern ...............honest 😇😁.

its yer piles you need to worry about

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hang on, now hang on a minute, 

 

a ticket to a new years eve party in Brum ????????? 

This is taking me back a very short while, now not many of you may know,,,, and no surprise,,, as most of folk on here have had a decent up-bringing. But is this party by any chance connected to similar and the same name as playground equipment that go back and forth, and back and forth ??? 

If your not getting my drift here, is this the swinging club in Brum by any chance ?????? 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

53 minutes ago, Dougy said:

Hang on, now hang on a minute, 

 

a ticket to a new years eve party in Brum ????????? 

This is taking me back a very short while, now not many of you may know,,,, and no surprise,,, as most of folk on here have had a decent up-bringing. But is this party by any chance connected to similar and the same name as playground equipment that go back and forth, and back and forth ??? 

If your not getting my drift here, is this the swinging club in Brum by any chance ?????? 

ask mel he is in the know

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...