Once again, PW is getting VERY SLOW to Reload, anybody else notice the lack of speed?

[TIGHTCHOKE]

I would just like to find out what the problem is as we never get a proper explanation.

[JKD]

1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

I would just like to find out what the problem is as we never get a proper explanation.

So basically,,,, haven't got a clue 😆

I'm guessing it's the overload of pictures in the gun sales department  

[RCB56]

1 hour ago, welsh1 said:

The old ones are the best.

That's what I tell my wife.

[TIGHTCHOKE]

1 hour ago, JKD said:

So basically,,,, haven't got a clue 😆

I'm guessing it's the overload of pictures in the gun sales department  

And Ditchmans overuse of pictures too.   

[old man]

2 hours ago, welsh1 said:

To put it simply,

“For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.”

 

Thank you for that, a few strokes with a Birmingham screwdriver should cure it?

[ditchman]

5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

And Ditchmans overuse of pictures too.   

TITCHOKES over use of inane comment...........

how many tetrabights and KWatts of storage the words GORDON BENNETT  takes 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

1 minute ago, old man said:

Thank you for that, a few strokes with a Birmingham screwdriver should cure it?

 

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

TITCHOKES over use of inane comment...........

how many tetrabights and KWatts of storage the words GORDON BENNETT  takes 

Really?

[amateur]

Teal hasn't trained up enough hamsters for the power wheel

[welsh1]

This may or may not be how we power the site.      

 

[old man]

51 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

 

Really?

That's just a babby! It may need a 20lb proper job?😃

Edited 8 hours ago by old man

[amateur]

31 minutes ago, welsh1 said:

This may or may not be how we power the site.      

 

Spot on.

Teal just needs to keep up with his hamster breeding programme to provide a UPS.

[JKD]

3 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

And Ditchmans overuse of pictures too.   

That could add to the dire situation 🤔

[TIGHTCHOKE]

6 hours ago, Teal said:

Thanks guys sorry for the holdup looking into this today!

NOT a quick fix then?

It is now so slow it obviously needs something doing or a bill paying.

[JKD]

Getting much worse now,,,, 4 or 5 minutes it's good then 4 or five minutes it's dreadfully annoying 😑

[oldypigeonpopper]

8 hours ago, Teal said:

Thanks guys sorry for the holdup looking into this today!

👍

[Scully]

Proper pain now. 

[JohnfromUK]

I don't know why, but it's been running near normal here.  Typically pages opening in 2 - 5 seconds or so.  No timeouts.