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AAaah, HHHHHmmm, LOVELY!!. Just get it down your gurgler as fast as possible, To drink 4 or 5 fast is Heaven,!!straight away you feel invinsable, tougher than anybody, more handsome than anybody, able to **** more women that anybody else, More clever, than anyone else.!!!Aaah!! the downside is you fall out with people, upset your wife and family, dont care what you say, or orffend , .... and then my friend feel**** when you sober up, and wish you did not drink it./ or have said/and done ,when you felt immortall!! :lol::good:

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AAaah, HHHHHmmm, LOVELY!!. Just get it down your gurgler as fast as possible, To drink 4 or 5 fast is Heaven,!!straight away you feel invinsable, tougher than anybody, more handsome than anybody, able to **** more women that anybody else, More clever, than anyone else.!!!Aaah!! the downside is you fall out with people, upset your wife and family, dont care what you say, or orffend , .... and then my friend feel**** when you sober up, and wish you did not drink it./ or have said/and done ,when you felt immortall!! :lol::good:

 

 

Please spare a thought for the 'Kestral' canned lager.

 

It has the same effect as Tennants super. Very cheap too- A firm favorite for those members of our society that have gone beyond all hope......

 

Thats excludes you Berettaman..... We still have time to save you.

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I buy them sometimes for summer BBQ's in the evening. They are a laugh and fairly tasty too if slightly chilled.

Bought a pack for a mate of mine who I had not seen in a while an bet he could not finish of the 4-pack next to the fire that night. He got to number 3, and needles to say, was flat on his back for most of the evening, singing and mumbling.

 

I buy its sometimes, but now that I have made myself some new years plans, to get 2 more rifles, and finish a Jeep project im working on, its put me off spending money in areas I can live without.

I will also be replacing my climbing/abseilng kit for some newer more expensive stuff. :lol: (anyone need a harness and figour of eight? :lol: )

 

IMO strong lagers like that are not my thing, I prefer an ale now and then, for a while now, I simply havent had the feeling I want to drink. :lol: either that, or it just tires me out and makes me feel a bit groggy, which never used to be an issue. must be out of practice :good:

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I run a campaign to make strong lager respectable by wearing a monacle and putting on a posh accent.It also helps to hold the can with your little finger pointing skyward.I am careful to vomit in private too.Well chilled with lemonade they are not so bad but you can get a whole weeks alcohol in just a few drinks and I now avoid them.Clear cider the way to go. Cheers!!!

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Erm berretaman i was implying to transients "tramps" homeless etc, I wasnt calling your wife a tramp so what the hell are you on about? i was cracking a joke about the lager tasting bad! get down off your high horse and if i where you i would leave the drink alone as you totally have the wrong end of the stick!

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Bman is a decent bloke. Dont take what he says to heart, especially if it is during the evening :lol:

 

BTW, edited to say something on topic - Tenants Super is just awful.. I have tried most of the "super" lagers at one point or another and they all taste much the same ( :lol: ). Like Bman said, if you are going to drink them, neck the b*ggers quick, that way your tongue wont have time to tell your brain what's going on! :lol:

 

ZB

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