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I hate form filling. So it fills me with joy to have to renew my passport.

 

Fell off my chair to see that I am going to have to cough £72 (the going rate) for the pleasure.

 

As for the forms and the questions - well it is still me - my place of birth hasn't changed or my parents details etc.

 

Why not renew the photo which is actually what is required?

 

Mind you, most depressing looking at the young me in the old passport mug shot and now sending off the middle aged me.

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I was only planning on going to Leeds, but it's way up North I will need a passport and I won't understand a word anyone is saying.

 

Mung, we had the same problem with language in Bucks the other week.

 

They all told us that they were "good" shooters......obviously means something different up there !!! :):good::lol::P

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***** @ Mung.

 

I had to hand mine in at our last near attempt of a European place, which was OK as I wasn't planning a long haul holiday, but they have moved the goalposts now.

 

Because I have a refusal/rejection/what*******ever they classify it as, I now have to jump through hoops to get a 70 quid ferlow if I want permission to leave the country i am registered in.

 

Way to go home office :)

 

Traveling to Ireland on my driving licence at the moment but they are stopping that soon.

 

But if I was a European outside the UK I could walk into what ever state I wanted to.

 

 

LB off to NZ as soon as I can afford it :good:

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72 quid to a man like you is nothing, just go and write a letter to somebody and send your client the bill. That is harsh.

 

How do solicitors have the bare faced cheek to question how much someone charges? Except perhaps private hospitals :)

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At least he's honest :lol::lol:???

 

an honest lawyer, theres a new concept :lol:

forward this Mungler you'll get a responce im sure.

 

Dear Mr. Minister,

 

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

 

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows

that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal

Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

 

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

 

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the

income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health

insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports

I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill

out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all

those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

 

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name

is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if

that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

 

S HIT!

 

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really ****** off this morning. Between you

an' me, I've had enough of this bulls hit! You send the application to my

house, then you ask me for my ******' address. What is going on? You have

a gang of Neanderthals ####s workin' there!

 

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up

Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my *** on a

sandy beach.

 

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a **** whether I plan

on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do

something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell

not want to tell anyone!

 

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city

and get another ******' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60

!!!

 

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to

assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

 

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us

running all over the ******' place like chickens with our heads cut off,

then find some #### to confirm that it's really

me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to

smile?!

 

(******' morons)

 

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally ****** off!

 

Signed - An Irate ****** Canadian Citizen.

 

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to

confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776

when one of my forefathers took up arms against the

Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and

have had security clearances up the yingyang.

 

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten

years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five

years.

 

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know,

someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST

******* CHINA!!!

 

 

Hamilton, Ontario Canada

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I have just had to pay for my Mums n Dads passports this week (first passports) and they also have to go and have an interview at 65 years old and 59 years old I hardly think they are going to file for false papers :lol:

 

My Passport was around £55 when I got mine but I needed to get theirs so they can attend my Wedding in Australia later this year.

 

It's not just passports though!

 

I am putting in an application for a visa to go to Oz to live!

 

I need a Police check

Medical

Certified copies of my Birth cert / wedding cert / decree absolute / passport / my Sons Birth cert / passport etc etc

a chest xray

HIV test

Passports

Statutory declaration to allow me to take my Son with me

Police checks

 

So I get stung near £2000 for the Visa application (aus gov)

Medical (doc)

Certified copies (solicitor)

xray (clinic)

HIV test (private clinic)

passports (uk gov)

Declaration (family solicitor)

Police checks (police)

 

It seems a LOT of people are making a LOT of money. You pay to live here and you pay through the NOSE to leave :lol:

 

Visa application £2000

The Medical with Xrays and HIV test are £400 all in

Certified copies £10 each

Passports £144

Declaration £100

police checks £20

 

Mind blowing

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