Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 You young un's on here , or those with the sence to still be single . DON@T GET MARRYED . After a conversation a while back with mrs YP , it was "agreed" that i should get a new motor for myself ,as the mrs is using "our" car more and more for work . So after a couple of months of buying the autotrader , looking at autotrader online and having a peek at e-bay . I finally found a motor that was in my price range . Called the missus through , and to my amazement when i showed her the motor that i had found . She's changed her bloody mind , and deceided that we don't need another car , as i can walk to work . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Shes only thinking of you YP. Could do to lose a pound or two perhaps?? Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Let the air out of her tyers. Her car, she can change her own wheeleos. She needs oil it, cometh out of her pocket. They've been wanting equality for along time! So go out and buy yourself a nice dress too Oh and drive everywhere in a Tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 You young un's on here , or those with the sence to still be single . DON@T GET MARRYED . Mate, I tell everyone getting married not to do it. They think I'm just messing. I'm not. Don't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Yp=fat bloke :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 JimD - I am willing to loose a few pounds on the motor mate LB - i take it the Charles Atlas of Kent then mate ? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete evans Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 hi pudding think yourself lucky. last year i was on ebay looking at range rovers and shouted down to the missus "can i have a rangerover" she was watching east enderrs or some other load of **** and so just said sure darl no worries. A speculative bid that surely couldnt have won was lodged. ****** me ive just bought the most fuel inneficient highest servicing costs motor in the world ever!!!! drove the beast home thinking, what have i just gone of done, took it straight to auction sold it lost about 200 quid and the missus is now thinks shes the authority on cars in the house. rereading through this she probably is!! pete i cycle to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Country_est Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 YP, If "her" car is the only one then borrow it to take shooting one Sunday, and when you come back make sure the dog(s) were wet and smelly , the pigeons bled a bit and there is plenty of mud about . She will soon tell you to get a motor of your own if you want to put that sort of **** in it But dont let her see this post or she will just make you clean it first. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remytherussell Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 YP Who wears the trousers?? (or you got the camo thong on!!) RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 drive everywhere in a Tractor next year i will have to drive to work (15miles) in a tractor.. cant wait, had to get a lift with the neighbour in his 2wd tractor this year. 13mph for 15miles.. was classic Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Aled you are very easily pleased. Yp, you know full well that I look like Brad Pitt. Except for the looks, body, hair etc. etc. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 To YP and all, wouldn't you miss your lady if she wasn't there one day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 spoken like a true woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 To YP and all, wouldn't you miss your lady if she wasn't there one day? He may, but he'd be able to buy a landy and go fishing whenever he wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 To YP and all, wouldn't you miss your lady if she wasn't there one day? Gemma , love , aye your probably right . BUT ! After been on honeymoon to Thailand , i'd probably import one of those fantastic ladys from the east . Cook , Clean and all the other fine qualitys they no doubt have . Then when i wanted to go out i'd lock her in the cuboard again all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Don't be alarmed Gemma . I could probably fit 2 or 3 thai ladys in the cuboard . As the ladys are very small , and it is quite a large cuboard ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leon Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 YP, Its the best man's job to talk you out of getting married, you obviously didn't have a very good one!!! And you cannot use cuboards to keep Thai brides in they get to used to having space a drawer is more to there liking............................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEREGRINE Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 And you cannot use cuboards to keep Thai brides in they get to used to having space a drawer is more to there liking............................ A DRAW....A DRAW, you obviously spoil your thai unmercifully!! No! plenty of room in the ferret hutch and they can keep it cleaned out while they are there as well. And if she wants to bring her family with her just extend the run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Gemma, No I wouldn't miss her. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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