Pike Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I know this is like a red rag to a bull with some of the **** - taking ********* on here ( mentioning no names - you know who you are). Have been doing my level best to find myself a new woman but how do you explain that you spend every other night shooting foxy woxies and when you are not doing that you are filling the freezer with bunnies or sitting next to a lake. Then when the winter comes around you spend every waking hour in waxed cotton thrashing through bramble for no pay so people can knock pretty chickens out of the air. This does not go down well in urban Essex (well Romford actually) and one of my sisters friends actually screamed when she walked into my new flat and saw the picture of my first 100 bird day hanging over my stuffed woodcock! :*) Any ideas? (and yes I have considered sheep and no I didn't, know I won't and I'm told the cream will sort it out!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Join a dating agency, or put an ad in one of those lonely hearts columns! Either that or get one of those blow up jobbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Thanks Gem, I did think of that, but it all pretty much grinds to a halt when I get to the hobbies and interests section! And as for plan B - do you get one of those repair kits you used to get from Halfords with the chalk and crayon?!? Pike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Thanks Gem, I did think of that, but it all pretty much grinds to a halt when I get to the hobbies and interests section! And as for plan B - do you get one of those repair kits you used to get from Halfords with the chalk and crayon?!? Pike You haven't supposed to mend the holes Pike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucker Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 PIKE. Try CLARISSA DICKSON WRIGHT ( she,s free) And then you have got the best of both worlds. TUC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Pike, You could try www.justwoodlandfriends.com There are women on here who are looking for Mr right, and they have interests involved with shooting, fishing, the country etc. Good luck, Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 My local pub has started 'speed dating' By all accounts it is very effective at sorting through the dross. Not that I've been... as I am told I am happily attached to Mrs WF Just good friends sounds interesting Best of luck Pike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger_Rabbit Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Pike, your movin' in the wrong circles mate .... Ask Gemma how and where she met Will ?? You've got to find a country girl (C_O_U_N_T_R_Y) get out there and find any local Barn dances or village W.I meetings .... Don't go for the blow-up jobbie they melt when using the kitchen stove .... Bl**dy aweful at doin' the ironing as well .... If you get realy desperate .... the black faced ones are the cutest, any Welsh man will tell you that .... Good huntin' mate .... (of course you could turn gay and approach from a different direction) LOL ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 in tradition of helping out a young buck ,here's my 2 cents worth . check out the links pike ,im sure you wont be dissapointed , http://anastasiaweb.com/af_showgirl.php?Gi...=61492&afid=183 http://anastasiaweb.com/af_showgirl.php?Gi...=59561&afid=183 http://anastasiaweb.com/af_showgirl.php?Gi...=47383&afid=183 http://anastasiaweb.com/af_showgirl.php?Gi...=56846&afid=183 im sure you'll agree they are the outdoorsy type your looking for no you dont have to thank me pike,just an invite to the wedding will suffice. martin,the oh so helpful :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Join a dating agency, or put an ad in one of those lonely hearts columns! Either that or get one of those blow up jobbies. :blink: I think I`ve just ruptured summat!I`ve been living in Scotland now for 14yrs and even before I did I knew what a jobbie was up here however if you can get blow up ones then there are some sick puppies out there!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 lol @ Henry D There is a woman who comes on the site and she goes by the name of Gloria, I have heard, although I have no personal experience you understand, that she is ALL WOMAN (dont even think about LB)./ I am sure she would be glad of the oppurtunity to meet up and let you buy her a drink. She drinks cheeky vimtos by all accounts and has them in a pint pot with a hndle. jimDfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Pike, 3 thingss u nd 2 no. Ignore the sad muppets here, especially Jimdfish (xdressing pervert, although he dont look 2 bad for a geez) Ignore the Gemma. She lovely, but obviously blind as a bat, dates an MEMBER, I rest my case man! Lonely hearts = NUTTERS ON A SHOE STRING. If you wanna meet the rennee's. GO OUT AND BUY SOME BITCH A DRINK! Sorry to be harsh, but I dont do 'it will be allright mate' You want some punani? Then start a beaver hunt with your bros, if you dont catch, you will have fun ne way. End of surmon for the lucky ******** that aint married. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 if ya just want sex, secret is dont be fussy, concentrate from the neck down , if they are good looking its a bonus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 HEHEHE It's christmas time ... Woohoo ! Pike there are 2 easy ways out of your situation. 1 . Stop being a poof , an get out more ! 2 Become a poof , an get out more ! I did like the last engineers websites though . Very handy that ! I just hope the wife don't look at the history ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Ignore the Gemma. She lovely, but obviously blind as a bat, dates an MEMBER, I rest my case man! Fair enough I do have astigmatism but I have perfect sight through my right eye. Why am I 'blind as a bat' to be going out with a member? Explain please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 In a recent poll, women were stopped in the street and asked to put pictures of PW members into specific groups: Very Handsome indeed = 0.2% OK = 0.3% I'd have to be very drunk indeed = 25.5% Looks like the creature from the black lagoon crossed with the back end of a donkey, after being involved in a chemical spill and a thirty two car pileup = 74% Hence the chances are you would have to be either intoxicated beond belief or blind to be going out with a member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Pike Try YAHOO Personals, and type in your post code, You will see lots of women from your area. looking for the same as you. Or you could go to Thailand and buy yourself a bride They dont mind if you go out all the time. as long as there is some cash left in the pot, at the end of the month for her to send home :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 In a recent poll, women were stopped in the street and asked to put pictuers of PW members into specific groups: Very Handsome indeed = 0.2% OK = 0.3% I'd have to be very drunk indeed = 25.5% Looks like the creature from the black lagoon crossed with the back end of a donkey, after being involved in a chemical spill and a thirty two car pileup = 74% Hence the chances are you would have to either intoxicated beond belife or blind to be going out with a member :blink: Hmm, well I guess my chap must be that 0.2% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Thanks guys, Tucker - CDW sounds OK (well at least you know she can cook) but may be a little old for a slip of a 24 year old! Martin - Many thanks for the sites, when the internet was invented they said what a breakthrough it would be for specialists and research bodies to share info! Jim - Give Gloria my e-mail address :blink: LB - Cheers mate, all crumpet hunting failed last night so I jumped on the bike and shot up to the Ace Cafe with my mates - blinding night. YP - Did consider that one but have been told they carry lots of emotional baggage (and plenty of Gucci and Armani baggage!!!). I will soldier on regardless. Did think of selling my body but may well end up in debt! Pike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 In a recent poll, women were stopped in the street and asked to put pictuers of PW members into specific groups: Very Handsome indeed = 0.2% OK = 0.3% I'd have to be very drunk indeed = 25.5% Looks like the creature from the black lagoon crossed with the back end of a donkey, after being involved in a chemical spill and a thirty two car pileup = 74% Hence the chances are you would have to either intoxicated beond belife or blind to be going out with a member Hmm, well I guess my chap must be that 0.2% :blink: Nahh, its me actually Just kidding, I belong in the 74% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Pike, you can have my girl for a day if u get me a good days shootin' somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Charming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Gemma, no. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 good idea that dazza ,listen ***** there's beautiful young lady living in bristol, with out a husband , i know her very well :*) , outgoing type needs a good man to take her ( off my hands/payroll ) out , nice gal , breaths a little too much for me but :*) :*) ,,,,,,,dont tell her mother . nitram <----- incog :*) name and address supplied with pleasure .please call , please, pretty please . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Pike, it can never be as good as the original. Tritons etc. But I am glad the old girl is back up and running. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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