jimdfish Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?? Roberto ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATEST FUNNY JOKES EVER. EVER. EVER Jim EVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Do you know anything that is funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 see if this is better HG, a horse walks into a bar ,goes up to the bartender, and asks for a rye and coke, double ,with a twist ,the bartender looks at the horse and says WHY THE LONG FACE ,NOW THATS FUNNY martin p.s. sorry to steal your thunder jim :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'how the f**ck do you drive this thing!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 I don't know which one of them are worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Two birds are standing on a perch one says to the other "can you smell fish?" Sorry guys but it had to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 does anyone else think that this thread should be called sad jokes. Honestly guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Q. Have you heard about the man selling bottomless bird cages?? A. It all fell through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted November 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Do you know anything that is funny? Yes. The joke about an italian with a rubber toe. As I think may have pointed out, but will reiterate, It is one of, if not the, funniest joke EVER. EVER Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted November 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 EVER Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Ok my turn A bloke driving home 1 night knocks down a Deer on the roadnot 1 to miss an oppertunity shoves it in the boot On arriving home he cooks it and serves it to the kids & the kids love it , they ask what was that ? not wanting to upset them he says it's what your mum calls me sometimes they scream out Don't eat it it's a Fu**in arsole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 what do you call a= pakistani kareoke singer ? getuptah singh. a man with no arms or legs who plays the piano ? clever ****. :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 I feel I have a V.special if not the best joke"Why has an elephant got 4feet...........`cos it would look silly with just 6inches!!!!!! " go on jim beat that I dare you.I double dog dare you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogo Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 What do you call a guy with a 1" penis Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogo Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 what do you call a policewoman with a shaved v#g##a constable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Heres a bad one... Whats pink and Hangs out your pants.... Your Mum.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckbraider Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 What's the difference between a blond and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around =================================== What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back ===================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 an irishman applies for a job at a stables.his prospective boss asks "have you ever shoe`d a horse paddy ?" to which he replies "to be sure,i even told a donkey to f*$k once" now they dont get much worse than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 A cat walks onto a plane and holds a gun to the pilots head, " what do you want" asks the frightened aviator to which the cat replies " take me to the canaries" A heavily pregnant irish girl calls her mum on the phone sobbing her heart out " Mum my waters have broken" " where are you ringing from" replies her worried mum "From my fanny to my ankles" says the girl. Jim I do not believe they can be trumped. I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clanchief Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 A guy goes to the doc's and asks whats wrong with him ? the docs say's youve got cancer and dont have long to live, rubbish say's the man ive not felt fitter my whole life I want another opinion, so then the Dr's beautiful Golden Labrador walks up to him and sniffs all over him and walks out the doctor follows and comes back in and said yip youve got it alright,rubbish say's the man I want another opinion. So the Dr's cat comes in and rubs itself all over him and then leaves with the Dr in pursuit only coming back in with the medical bill and still saying he has cancer,the guy looks at the bill and says what are these costs broken down into, well the Dr says youve got my fee plus the rest is the cat skan and the lab report. ho hoh hoh clanchief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Blonde walks into a bar and orders a "double entendre" so the barman gives her one.......Game set and match to me I think Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Jim, You lazy ******, HG asked you if you knew of anything funny, so tell him the one about Jesus and the rubber cross. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 Jim that plane one is useless. Dazza that joke with the 2 Fish is a Orange Mobile Joke. Pike that is an awful joke a mate says. what do you call a Constipated Arab? MoostafaCrap Why didnt the Elephant play card's in the Jungle? because there were too many Cheetah's. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 Aled I've never heard of or seen a cheetah in a jungle , do you not mean grasslands or savanah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 its a Orange Mobile Joke sorry.. was sent to me the other day. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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