henry d Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 .........obviously I am setting myself up here, BUT .......... ......last night at work we were turned out to a tanker that had jacknifed off a B-road and the driver was trapped. There was a frost in the early evening and there was 1/2" of snow on top of that and it was snowing intermittently. I had a few rear end wobbles, of the machine obviously, and had cut back my speed on bends etc. as the machine I was driving is light over the rear axle. To allay any fears with my gaffer I told him, as we came to a corner " It`s OK I`ll just drive to arrive !" and then mounted the curb in a devil may care style I have to say he managed to keep the scream to a moderate level Anyone else dropped a clanger recently ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Things you wish you never said at work..." "Give it to me, I'll do that" Mind you it is even worse at home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Ill see you tomorrow Dont seem to be going down to well at work at the mo. Talking of which i better go to work now xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Im doing a bit of part time work between joining the fire service, so working in a large Homebase storeputs me under the customer spotlight. Oneday theres a (rather attractive) mother and family in tow looking to but a swivel chair. Kid jumps onto the chair and wonders why it wont go down when she pulls the adjustable hight lever, so I sugest mum tries it, and then I pull a cracker... ''with your weight, the chair should function correctly'' Errr.. weight a minute :lol: Husband says in a joking way, ''You calling my wife fat?'' We all had a laugh after I quickly repaired the verbal damage I caused :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19_Ferrets Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 new girl at work in November - i just blurted out "god uve got big tits" poor girl.. i think shes still red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 No comment. I scored low on "communication" this quarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickb Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Yes I`m sure the wheels are on tight" I work in the car manufacturing industry (whats left of it) ATB Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Don't worry about, I'm sure it'll work" Eh.... Yeah............................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 "This investment's super blue chip. It's as safe as houses, in fact what out there's safer? Bank shares, maybe..." Not a good time to be money raising in the City... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 worst was "sure ill work satuday for you, i wont be drinking at my mates birthday" rolled in half an hour late, with my hair shaved no1 all over, and spent all morning in the toilet throwing up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winchester Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) Do you mind putting your dog on a lead and going back to the foot path this is private property. Edited January 23, 2009 by winchester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Saying what I thought to a bloke at work, "I wouldn't mind bending ***** over the fax machine and giving her a good ******" As she was actually stood at the fax machine at the time less than ten feet away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newsportshooter Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 "We need to move you to keep you and your baby safe" ..... answer "I'm not pregnant"......ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 When I was at school and then a student I worked for a landscaping firm for about four summers. One year we were planting round a new industrial estate the back end of Lisburn, it had been raining fairly hard over the weekend. One of the guys wanted to reverse the lorry into one of the plots to turn but was worried it was too soft so I was sent to have a look. "Oh aye, it's firm enough" Two hours and two tractors later we got the lorry, which had bogged down to it's axles, out. I wasn't flavour of the month. Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 At school, sortov my work at the moment. Teacher: Sit up young man, these sofas are not for relaxing on!, infact you shouldn't be in this area at break time!" Me " Ohh really? When was it the Nazi Administration came through, just before 11 (as i look down at my watch) " Apparently refrence to the nazis at school is never acceptable. Although "no relaxing" is a bit of a authoritain rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) I did once tell the the deputy head at school to 'get stuffed and stop wasting my time' after some trivial incident for have in inappropriate images on my phone which she had confiscated and been through all my files. as a result I got a couple of days off school to go shooting etc Edited January 22, 2009 by EdwardtheloneShooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I did once tell the the deputy head at school to 'get stuffed and stop wasting my time' after some trivial incedant for have in inapropriet images on my phone which she had convoscated and been through all my files. as a result I got a couple of days off school to go shooting etc I imagine you missed a few English lessons then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 There you go, I even looked it up in a dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 My head of year announced today today in asssembly that any confiscated phones would be held in his office until Easter. He then added 'Oh, Lizzy, you know I had your phone earlier, well, you have had a few interesting txt messages which I have responded to on your behalf. Oh and can all the people that were stupid enough to txt her phone in lessons earlier see me at the end as well please. Finally I best say that the people who may have recieved a txt saying 'I love you' wasn't from Lizzy. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEREALTHRILLER Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Things you wish you never said at work...... Thats fantastic news when do I start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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