Mrs Sweepy Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Mr Poontang I am now sitting here cross legged Thank god you were never my midwife. :blink: I think both little Sweepys would still be in their .If you had of been . xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 £227 a week for doing ****all and moans she can only afford 10 cigarettes a day , if she stopped eating her local Mcdonalds would go on a 3 day week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'd hang out the back of it Gary, That is actually HORRIFIC. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 fat,lazy,thick,bitch :blink: Lazy and thick. She obviously doesn't work, how the **** can she not have time to prepare a decent meal for them? I ******* hate that ********. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter De La Mare Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Even the turkey baster would have gone limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I am afraid this British Lardy Lady is not on her own :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Crocahorradoggapig :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 well they aren't pedigree children if you get my drift :blink: somebody actually shagged that monster She's quite a poser though in that first pic... perhaps she could GET A JOB as a model. Or maybe she should use her dole to pay for an intensive course in how to say 'want fries wi that'. :rolleyes: Bad idea! well summed up by professor hawking.... £227 a week for doing ****all and moans she can only afford 10 cigarettes a day , if she stopped eating her local Mcdonalds would go on a 3 day week Fair do all, I'd like to start by saying I'd like to reply to the comments posted above as I believe I can offer some answers to these. Firstly, Al4x - I believe the term "Pedigree" is correct as this is the term applied by the Kennel Club to honour generations of inbreeding. Look at the mess THEY'VE created! Dazza - They did, however improbable, as the proof is in the pudding. And the only answer I can provide as to how he managed it was that he must have rolled her in flour to find the wet spot. George1990 - I believe that a career as model is not beyond her means. I believe there are such publications as "Camel Toe Monthly" available for the... er, less discerning gent. (Oh! Jeeezas! Now I need to get that picture out of my head!) Babbyc1000 - **** - This has the makings of a classic! I took a girl out for dinner once. She thought gravy was a beverage. The waiter had to take her order in shorthand. After the meal she said "I think I'll go walk this off". I say "Ok, I'll see you in Cape Town!" Duncan - The only reason I can think she'd eat at MacDonalds is she must have an account with them. I... just... can't... get... the... picture... of... her... camel... toe... out... of... my... head!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I more disturbed that some bloke actually stuck his **** up that. :blink: What on earth went through his mind or had he been shoving too much sherbert up his hooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I more disturbed that some bloke actually stuck his **** up that. :blink: What on earth went through his mind or had he been shoving too much sherbert up his hooter. I think it was a bet with high stakes from his drunken "so called" mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I... just... can't... get... the... picture... of... her... camel... toe... out... of... my... head!... Don't do it pal, it is like a death ray and your head will explode, making a terrible mess on the sitting room ceiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Mr Poontang I am now sitting here cross legged Thank god you were never my midwife. I think both little Sweepys would still be in their .If you had of been . xxxSuzy No worries Suzy, you'd have been safe in my hands :blink: Pity she didn't keep her legs crossed though!! (if she can cross them that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I more disturbed that some bloke actually stuck his **** up that. :blink: What on earth went through his mind or had he been shoving too much sherbert up his hooter. Nah, they like the 'Big Booty' And let's face it. they don't come much ******* bigger!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Think i might pass on Mcdonalds for a while,im scared of getting stuck in the queue behind her,could be a long ******* WAIT,but come on lets be fair,shes doing her bit for the enviroment,she only needs an inch of water to take a bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsosureshot Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 JESUS H CHRIST!! 68 medics to deliver them at a cost of £200,000!!!! Must have taken 67 of them to hold up that huge mound of fat and 1 to pull 'em out I could have done it with a forklift and a Dyson!! I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 As sick as it seems I predict she will sell her story to some rag of a paper or radio show and make a few quid, and her fat friends will do like wise…. What a screwed up world we live in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 As sick as it seems I predict she will sell her story to some rag of a paper or radio show and make a few quid, and her fat friends will do like wise…. What a screwed up world we live in I actually hope so Pav but only to make sure the social get wind of it and stop her benefits and eligibility for a council house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 urghh she was on breakfast tv this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 As sick as it seems I predict she will sell her story to some rag of a paper or radio show and make a few quid, and her fat friends will do like wise…. What a screwed up world we live in Yep, she was on GMTV this morning 'defending' herself!! They had to cut the interview short though, when she grabbed the cameraman and started to chew on his leg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Doc Holiday mentioned he cant get the Camel toe from out of his mind With a lower unit so big that it needs its own post code? You would refer to that unsightly mess, in the front, as a Moose knuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doc Holliday Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Doc Holiday mentioned he cant get the Camel toe from out of his mind With a lower unit so big that it needs its own post code? You would refer to that unsightly mess, in the front, as a Moose knuckle Cheers for that Lee. I think you've saved me from another sleepness night. Was up pacing all hours last night. Even the other half asked me several times what the matter was. Just couldn't find the words to tell her that some fat bird's camel toe, I mean "Moose knuckle", was stuck in my head. Subsequently, for some strange reason, Lee's comment also reminded me of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpooZnncjDE I think Mrs Moose (in the background) is saying something like "Ralph! Ralph! For God's sake please don't. Let it go! I'm sure he didn't mean it! Oh Jeez, now here come the mounties. Quickly, get it over with!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Cheers for that Lee. I think you've saved me from another sleepness night. Was up pacing all hours last night. Even the other half asked me several times what the matter was. Just couldn't find the words to tell her that some fat bird's camel toe, I mean "Moose knuckle", was stuck in my head. Subsequently, for some strange reason, Lee's comment also reminded me of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpooZnncjDE I think Mrs Moose (in the background) is saying something like "Ralph! Ralph! For God's sake please don't. Let it go! I'm sure he didn't mean it! Oh Jeez, now here come the mounties. Quickly, get it over with!" na, i think he the moose was auditioning for river dance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 oh, almost forgot, shes just released and excercise video... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Ah! Man! I really think you should go and talk to someone Babbyc. I mean professional help. That is really grot, but this is pretty sick - I don't know of anyone being able to do that and quite frankly, I wouldn't want to know them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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