gixer1 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Some say the easiest way in this neck of the woods is to get the wrong end of a sheep....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Some say the easiest way in this neck of the woods is to get the wrong end of a sheep....... I don't know , I am married to a Dundonian lass, I think that the easiest way might just be to argue with her. Thats a sure fire way to end up waking up with out them. :yp: And there's no velcro gloves involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 i could never have that done, :look: :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Had mine "done" about a year ago.............................. Its not all that bad..............well, it is..............just feels like someone has kicked you in the nuts about 10 mins later......that sort of "dull ache" lasts for a couple of days or so.................. My "surgeon" was doing the "conversation thing", he started talking about football and then asked what team did I support..................I said, sorry doc, Im not into things with balls.......................unlike you........................ That went down well in theatre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Had mine done around 13 years back and was not a pick of bother till my son jumped on my lap for a hug and I ended up with my head in the room above :look: Tight fitting underwear like Swimming trunks and giving your testes support will releive a lot of the discomfort. I was only off making love as the wife at the time wasn't offering any I was still raring to go the night of the op! Then again thats part of the reason I am now divorced as the love life fell away and that was down to her as I have a higher drive. I think the only bit that got a tad uncomfortable was coughing and sneezing :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 (edited) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NO!!!!!!!!!! :look: :look: This. FM Edited September 17, 2009 by Ferret Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Wife turned 40 last weekend and in an extended period of soppyness - which included me telling the mother-in-law how cool she is (she is actually) and buying the wife a diamond bracelet that cost more than any gun I have ever bought - I even went as far as offering to get myself "done". "Not yet" she replied - now, soppy I might be but completely stupid I ain't - will not be mentioned again until (at least) her 50th! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 my brother had it done a few years back as did a work mate.both had infection problems.they swelled up bigger than grapefruits.have never seen anyone walk that way before,pitifull to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Nowt wrong with Jaffa club..a lot of so called men are **** scared of it, been there seen the bits in the jar ..get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 So, walking round for a fortnight like a PG Tips monkey doing a John Wayne impression then ??? And with a crotch like a hedgehog has taken residence :look: :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Some say the easiest way in this neck of the woods is to get the wrong end of a sheep....... :look: :look: :lol: cheat on a russian bird - shes been very descriptive in telling me what she would do if she ever caught me cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I also had an operation on my foot yesterday. So now have slightly swollen and tender nads, a heavily bandaged foot and crutches. I'm playing for the sympathy vote and it appears to be working. Even the dog is sitting at my feet looking up pitifully with his big brown eyes. There again he was 'done' a few years ago so he probably just thinks its payback time. Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I also had an operation on my foot yesterday. So now have slightly swollen and tender nads, a heavily bandaged foot and crutches. I'm playing for the sympathy vote and it appears to be working. Even the dog is sitting at my feet looking up pitifully with his big brown eyes. There again he was 'done' a few years ago so he probably just thinks its payback time. Andrew Well I supose that if you are going to have to be in pain you might as well get it over with all at once, but it does seem to me a bit like bad planning to have both done so close together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Well I supose that if you are going to have to be in pain you might as well get it over with all at once, but it does seem to me a bit like bad planning to have both done so close together. theyre not done close together, theyre probly 2.5/3ft apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AIRARMSTX200 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) never have it done know one messing with my crown jewls. Edited September 18, 2009 by AIRARMSTX200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I was the first in our group to have this operation the advances in nanotechnology are startling sometimes :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 It was the best £150 . I ever spent And i didnt feel a thing. xxxxSuzy P.s avoid very hot baths for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 It was the best £150 .I ever spent And i didnt feel a thing. xxxxSuzy P.s avoid very hot baths for a while. eh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 my brother had it done a few years back as did a work mate.both had infection problems.they swelled up bigger than grapefruits.have never seen anyone walk that way before,pitifull to watch. this happened to a mate of mine, he had to push em round in a barrow for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 mrs sweepy you are so cruel. but we love ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Funny thats what Sweepy Said afterwards Or words to that effect xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 But just think.......In a few days you can throw your dirty water about without fear of retribution 9 months after........ Well worth it if you are nearly 40, divorced and after some action........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 But just think.......In a few days you can throw your dirty water about without fear of retribution 9 months after........ Well worth it if you are nearly 40, divorced and after some action........ or, without having to get your ******** cauterised, throw it about with abandon and just dont give them your real name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 And you get your very own deactivation certificate once the sample has been passed by the NHS Proof House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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