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  1. ditchman

    Who!

    had to larf as i was going to post the same thing......im surprised the BBC hasnt appointed a Doctor Who.....lesbin ..bi-sexual...african origin...with one leg.....then everybody would be happy....even the cyber men......OOPS SORRY.....i mean cyber person's...................
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    Free

    PW never ceases to amaze me...............if i were just starting out young and got that as a present for nailing the pigeons off the sprouts in the allotment/garden ......i would be totally over the moon....
  3. now come on you lot...this is a serious question.....it is simply awful that some scumbag had a damn good pasting and couldnt take it.....and dont give me all that fluff about his poor old mum and dad and sister who lost a dear brother...and the interveiws with the headmaster saying "he was such a quiet boy...but did make us larf with his high jinks"...........read..." he was a sneaky little ****....often prone to dangerous pranks and general thugishness"........... them who live by the sword die by the sword..... im plum run out of simpathy...im sick and tired with being assulted by TV beggars...for poor old donkeys....lost ill dogs....migrants from north africa....
  4. i think we ought to cover him in mastic and severely chastise him..................................
  5. 6011 and 7014 are the fracture strenghth of the welds the rods produce.....if you are just doing general welding stick to the 6011.....they are easier to use than the 7014...if you are doing structural welds you need to start thinking about /using low hydrogen rods..........but before you do ...you need to be able to weld first as the low hydrogen and high fracture strength rods are more difficult to use..
  6. i will post a question.....on ebay....how much do i get off if you loose the stripes
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    Formula E

    i rekon they ought to get one of their mums clothes pegs and a bit of cardboard and clip it to the wheels for a more realistic noise..........
  8. ditchman

    Formula E

    yes it is rubbish..............sounds like 50 stray cats being castrated with no anersetic.................
  9. the trouble is these ex muppets keep popping up and everyone believes them.............people have short memories...
  10. never left the shed...just been doing other boring stuff.................found "old holbourn" tobacco tin as im fed up looking at those awful pics on the packets....perhaps they out to do the same to condom packs...pics of supporating reproductive organs....better still do pics and warnings on political manifestos............pics of rotton willies etc........
  11. ...........diffs are anatherma to me.............................(god my spelling is awful)
  12. so you have started doing that now...........join the club..
  13. loved that good honest write up............. at the end of the day if you are pullin the trigger you are smiling and swearing....things dont get much better than that..........
  14. i saw it on TV....the hairs on my neck stood up...and switched off..................if he and all his anti brexit scumbags suceed in making us stay in the EU....people will take to the streets...converge on parliament and burn it to the ground..............
  15. Right................just an update on the Turbo rebuild.............. i have been looking at it on the spares bench every time i walk into the shed.. ....didnt have the balls to test it.. ..... soooo made the effort this morning....swapped the turbo off the re-built engine and put the rebuilt turbo on the engine in the shed.....made a few adjustments to the outlet position...then pumped oil into the gallery ...so it wouldnt start spinning dry................checked everything....but left the delivery side open to check it was ONLY pumping air started it...warmed it up....boosted it up to 3/4 revs...blipped the throttle....(if it chucks out black smoke...seals need changing)....held it in 3/4 throttle with the wastegate closed....put a peice of white a4 paper under the outlet....no spots of oil...did the same with the exhaust............ turbine dosnt make any whistling .........so i have the balance right (first time).........so i will run it up a few more times over the next few days...and will tourque the compressor vane nut up to the correct setting......job done....remove it ..wrap it up ready for when i tickle the engine up in August... so another job to tick off the list ...
  16. VIKING .................................."HAS LEFT THE SHED".......
  17. if anything it might bring them in.............watched my mate cultivate the stubble this week...brought more birds in than as the stubble...
  18. pure Botox............there is not one ton in the whole world..if there was it would be enuff to wipe out the whole universe (bit of an overestimate there...but you get the idea)
  19. you've gotta think "out of the box"............blue sky thinking.............go for it
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