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:o :o :o yep thats the one dont get me wrong its not all belfast accents, just that one. im with you there with the country one though (which i dont have thankfully )

dont matter, they all sound the same when theyre nagging

scouse, belfast and northern irish "border" accents do my head in souse doesnt need explanation, belfast "i do ur knees in son" twang grates on me, and the border accent just makes me shudder - they sound more irish than bloody dubliners, almost indecipherable :lol:

i was getting paranoid for a moment there good album

that doesnt grate on all of us. but i guarantee if the unionists ever decided they didnt want to be part of the UK anymore you lot would be out in the morning you know i think this thread is typical of the northern ireland situation - everyones getting on nicely til a couple of english twits stick their noses in, and before you know it it all goes down hill ps MC incase you didnt realise, calling someone mick or paddy is actually racial discrimination, same as ****** or ***. wouldnt want us ulster lads to feel we're being racially discriminated against, now would you?? anyway back to the original topic before this gets closed, how many polish jokes can we think up incase i get stopped by this boyo?? :lol: my best one so far "i think our opinions of drunk and disorderly are poles apart..."

this is nothing to do with a falls road vs shankill road thread, incase you hadnt noticed most of us hate the police no matter what colours we fly :good: :lol:

just realised, our plan to head out in newry on halloween night dressed as a load of nazi and russian soldiers probably wouldnt go down too well now....

can just imagaine the headlines next election day - "Pole's guard the Poll's!" :good:

http://pacemakerpress.net/index.php?option...1&Itemid=30 just saw in the local newspaper that the first polish psni (police) officer is starting in my area - does this mean im going to have to start learning how to swear in polish as well now?! :lol:

as i said ive no first hand experience of owning an akita myself, i know a few people who have/had them, ive never heard any bad reports apart from them being a bit energetic and bouncy - ive heard more bad reports about miniature german schnauzers than any big dogs ; any akita's ive come across have been fine, but again as i pointed out before i never owned one. one thing i will question, and dont take this the wrong way, but you keep saying about having police dogs. ok, its great that they can walk around freely without hassle, but surely being a police dog they are far better trained (and to a more rigorous degree) than the average pet would be; in fact better trained than the average owner would be capable of as for walking the dogs on leads, personally i think thats a GOOD thing. i never trust a dog, no matter what type or how well trained it is. on top of that if im in a public place i always keep my rotties on a lead, not for the protection of the public but for the protection of the dog - if some idiots dog is off a lead and it attacks mine itll be cries of "of that rottweiler attacked my springer/lab/corgi" whereas if mine are on a lead theyre safe as the third party doesnt have a leg to stand on also if the woman felt the need to walk her dogs through private land to avoid other dogs i'd question her ability to control her dogs more than the breed itself. one shout and my dogs cower, im not proud of it but its necessary. also im a big lad, 16ish stone (seasonally variable...) and 6' 2" so im big enough to control them

that is actually true

as for the rest Guarding Akitas are strong-willed animals that seem to have a wired-in protective instinct that isn't likely to be suppressed (like rottweilers, alsatians, etc). All dogs have the ability to read human situations (all dogs!), probably through the detection and evaluation of certain pheromones (a type of scent given off by humans and perceived by the dog), originating from their owners, and perhaps from other dogs. They can sense fear or challenge when confronted by strange humans or dogs, even if no threatening gestures or sounds are made. A dominant Akita isn't apt to back down from anyone or anything (the same as any other dominat dog, be it a bull mastiff or a corgi). The solid, tough, determined Akita is therefore an excellent guard dog without any special training whatsoever (like quite alot of other breeds). Little or no encouragement is needed to whet its instinctive interest in protecting its home and family (again, like other breeds). Its strength, loyalty, and agility make it a formidable living security system in your home (3rd time, like other breeds). Though it is a peace-loving pet, it will meet any challenge it perceives (4th time, LIKE OTHER BREEDS!). Warning To invest in guard training can be a serious mistake, and one that might convert a fine family companion into a monster (very sensible statement). Some Akita breeders support this statement to the degree that they won't sell a puppy to anyone who intends to put it to work as a guard dog (not just akita breeders). Akitas over-train easily, and take their training to heart, which ruins them as companion dogs and family pets. Akitas that have received guard training rarely make satisfactory pets. dont have first hand experience of them myself, but i know people who do, and reading through the above i cant see anything in it that couldnt be used to describe a rottweiler/alsatian/doberman/mastiff, etc. cosd, im surprisede you asked this on here, going by previous posts regarding devil dogs i surprised you havnt been lined up against a wall and shot by now for wanting to own one of these baby mincing japanese serial killers! if you know how to handle large dogs then go for it, if you abide by the 3 simple rules i dont see what the problem is - 1 always let the dog know who's boss, 2 never trust a dog (esp with kids, etc), 3 always keep it under control (on a lead, a well secured garden, etc); and thats not just large breed, every dog no matter the type should have those rules applied to it

youve obviousley never met some of the pilots i have, one that sticks in my mind was nick named captain crunch due to the fact he liked crunching planes into the ground B)

nope, it happened at an airfield in wiltshire... no, i heard its so that it breaks your neck so you die instantly instead of living through a crash with multiple broken bones (think hit by a truck) before the fire reaches you and you turn into pork crackling

nothing to be scared about, i was in a plane crash once and survived perfectly unscathed :blink: admittedly, it was my own fault (flying a glider in the air cadets) and it wasnt a proper plane crash with explosions and sheets of flame, etc, like you could be facing, but hey ho, chin up!!

now that weve got the cards sorted, and previoulsy sorted out gun cabinet stickers (for those of us who dont have a car to use the window stickers in), is there any chance we can get one of those pens with the naked lady on it with the membership pack too??

why'd you go freelance?

nice one

apart from your personal clothing habits, what do you work at? work wise i try to do keep my head down and get through the day

dead as a door nail, sorry!

thanks mate, very helpful info as for the guns, myself and anyone i know who buys a semi/pump always checks theyre restricted (just incase), especially with 2nd hand guns - its not worth the hassel if theyre not right

aka 99.99% of the population :good:

dont have a wife, means i have to nag myself for walking through the house in muddy boots

not as bad as some, but... in main job, forgot to put client on hold, client then hears me telling a colleague that "no ******* way am i bringing home ******* documents for one of my ******* neighbours, everytime i see the c' he starts quizzing me about stuff, i cant even use use the front door when i visit my mum because the c' grabs me on the way past and starts talking s and asking questions, or calls to my house at 11.45pm to get me to take f'in stuff into work for him the next day, im not putting up with it any longer.... etc etc etc" - had to apologise to customer on my phone, luckily manager not too worried also helping out in pub at weekends at mo, was there tonight, should have got away at 10, still there til 11.30. have nothing else to do all weekend, so planning a days shooting tomorrow. decide to have a small vodka, only when i sit down i realise im feeling shivery, nausea is setting in along with aches and pains, guts feel like a washing machine and am keeping all dorrs between here and the bathroom open and thats only the start of the weekend :oops: