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this is almost as disappionting as finding out man didnt land on the moon and the ww11 bunker didnt exist :good:

 

That's where you are wrong though!!!!! Saying it didn't was just a ploy to stop the hoards of "Treasure Hunters" and "Grave/Bunker Robbers" from invading the area and finding out what makes that part of the country and the people that live there so "interesting???"!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yep, of course you can but I'm not sure that your air rifle and machette are going to be up to the job - The deer might be white at the moment but if you **** it off it is going to see red, and whatever you do Don't go calling it Bambi, that will really get it well and truly wound up!!!!!!!!!

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Well, I read that all through hoping it would turn out to be the Abyssinian White Punctuation Monster, who helps people use : -

 

commas, (,,,,,,,)

 

full stops at end of sentences, (.......)

 

line breaks (and other such) when posting on internet forums !

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Well, I read that all through hoping it would turn out to be the Abyssinian White Punctuation Monster, who helps people use : -

 

commas, (,,,,,,,)

 

full stops at end of sentences, (.......)

 

line breaks (and other such) when posting on internet forums !

 

 

Now, that's a rare beast indeed!

 

 

Les :good:

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I went fishing last night up in this big lake called loch ness, look at my catch, its my biggest fish ever 5672lb, I took it to the local farm to weigh it.

 

Caught on two pinky maggots on size 12 hook ledgered, Diawa pike rod with 14lb line.

 

I don't believe you. Pinkies are much too small to get on a 12 hook! Come on, tell the truth. What did you catch it on?

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I don't believe you. Pinkies are much too small to get on a 12 hook! Come on, tell the truth. What did you catch it on?

 

 

Also there is no way you will get 14lb line through the eye of a size 14... why do fishermen have to bloody exaggerate things all the time :lol:

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Also there is no way you will get 14lb line through the eye of a size 14... why do fishermen have to bloody exaggerate things all the time :lol:

 

 

a good point, I caught a 15lb carp on 5lb line and 3 red maggots on a size 14 barbless (this is in fact true)

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I went fishing last night up in this big lake called loch ness, look at my catch, its my biggest fish ever 5672lb, I took it to the local farm to weigh it.

 

Caught on two pinky maggots on size 12 hook ledgered, Diawa pike rod with 14lb line.

 

hope you throw it back its not sporting to keep one of these under 6000lbs :unsure: :hmm::welcomeani:

bruxie

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crackin thread.. hope bambi is still on the golf course and harassing others!lol!

 

as far as nessy..heard a few anglers had a good fight on 5lb flyline and a fire tiger rapala..even jumped clear of the water a few times..almost drowned the anglers with the splashes....lmao..!

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Of course I put it back, it wouldn't have been sporting not too. It was difficult though as i had to use my dogs lead to walk it to the nearest farm to use their scales and then walk it back. A 2 mile round trip and it pulled all the way, no matter how many times I shouted HEAL and tugged the lead.

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Of course I put it back, it wouldn't have been sporting not too. It was difficult though as i had to use my dogs lead to walk it to the nearest farm to use their scales and then walk it back. A 2 mile round trip and it pulled all the way, no matter how many times I shouted HEAL and tugged the lead.

 

Of course it pulled all the way and didn't respond to the command "Heal"! It's not a modern day domestic pet its a perhistoric "whatsit" (Sorry, I caqn't remember it's true latin name) and doesn't know the meaning of any modern day commands or the English language especially if they are spoken in Southern or Brummy accent (Mind you with it being a prehistoric whatsit you could have tried talking to it with a Norfolk accent, it might have understood and responded to that!

Some people just don't think!!!!!

 

Now back to the Gold Course Yetti! Just a thought - If it is covered in nice soft white fur why make a mess of it and get it covered in blood by shooting it with your air rifle of cutting it up with your machette? I suggest you take a baseball bat and hit it on the back of the head to stun it. Once stunned you can then tie it up and keep it safe for a few live experiments and examinations then. That would earn you a furtune, expecially if you managed to keep it long enough and tame it down, you could even teach it to do tricks and enter it on "Britains Got Tallent", it would beat any performing collie any day.

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That sound's proper scary fella, you should take care out there at night.

The countryside is full of all sorts, some that we're not even aware of, they just show themselves occasionally to the chosen few.

 

Last December we'd finished beating and gone to the local for a few brews.

Anyway, 6 hrs later after 8 pints of Director's , half a bottle of Bush Mills and a hip flask full of Sloe gin we walked back through the estate to the beaters hut in the pitch black.

 

Honestly now :unsure: , we could see all sorts, 4ft bat's, "little people" scurrying through the leaves, UFO's (definately not shooting stars), the stream I was p@@ing in was full of spring running sea trout, foxes all over the feilds (not shadow's, foxes!) at one point we could actually feel the whole planet spinning.

What's even more weird is that for the whole time there was somebody or something following us :hmm:

 

The countryside is a weird and wonderful place, the effects are amazing. For the whole walk back the pair of us could sing in pitch perfect tune and our appearance had totally changed, I was Brad Pitt and my mate was George Clooney.

 

Be careful with that big white scary stalking killer beast my friend. :welcomeani::)

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sweet jesus!! :unsure: why not lock this until he posts a pic and then starts a new thread. NOT REAL!!!!!! :hmm:

 

MM mate, why not admit it, you're jelous because you can not get your threads to run for this long! It sounds like the man needs all the help, hints and tips he can get while he takes on this perilous challenge mate!!

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Ok then Frenchie, ill go with it :unsure: . Ive a Co2 Pistol that would be better suited for the job. Although its a .177, i find it the ideal weapon for body shots on these cats. If you aim for the tail, you have a better chance of a kill, as a big cat without a tail cant run, hence the invention in the 1820's that was tail docking for fast cats. The used this system in the zoos to stop the lions running away. Sounds like what you have though is a Lyger/Snowfox hybrid. :hmm:

 

Any better?

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This has got to be the' most funniest thread ive read on PW, comments and replys from some of you were highly amusing, although it was a dispointing conclusion, a bl**dy deer for gods sake!! I was hoping for a blood thirsty end where some random creature possibly a lesser spoted 6 legged monster type thing was merked up by a man with a machety and a non fac air rifle whilst hiding in a bush, maybe being found by a stray ball from a early morning golfer wearing some dodgey stripey pants. Either way very funny!

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