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I had better post up before LB gets a whim too.... :lol:???

 

 

I work in the vry difficult field of K9 seduction,

 

 

this means that I am a CLASS A DOG F#%$@R

 

 

:look: :look: :look: :oops::lol:

Sorry NTTF, not happy with your explanation.

 

So what I am going to do is make up a resume that I believe reflects what you actually do.

 

Watch this space chaps :D

 

 

 

 

LB

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Trainee Gynaecologist.............................................

 

not much experience but i'll take a look at the **** anyway :D

 

Tam.

Once had a woman asking why i said everything twice................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Couldn't bear to tell her it was an echo echo echo :look: :look: :look:

 

Tam.

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:*) :*) okay LB okay :*) :*)

 

You have forced me into telling the truth :oops::lol:

 

 

I have to confess, I am a.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

House Husband.... :lol:

 

Thats right I stay at home while the wife goes off to work each day. :wub:

I am forced to send the kids off to school every day in the morning,(except the days we play hooky for hunting and fishing reasons), and then I whip around the house cleaning...while somedays anyway :wub: , and then I must fill my day by working with the dogs ??? Yes this means that I have to go hunting with them out in the fields and woodlots pursuing pheasant, woodcock, grouse, ducks, geese, and rabbits. :P

I am also required during certain seasons to pursue wild Turkey, moose, deer, bear, and sometimes cariboo as apparently it is my responsibility to keep the freezers full :/ . During the non hunting seasons I am required to keep the dogs fit, raise the farm animals, and catch as many fish as I am legally allowed to once again keep the freezers full :(

 

I am sorry for keeping my life hidden from you but as I am sure you can all imagine it is pure hell..... :D :look: :look: :look:

 

 

NTTF B) :beer::wub:

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jonno 357 funny that I could have sworn you were a bouncer  :( or is that just a pic of your daughter  :o

My guardian angel Highlander :lol::lol:???

 

Jonno

west yorkshire would that be the old ici plant then....?

 

i'm a environmental consultant thats all.....looking for more work

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Had too many jobs to list :lol:

 

Started as a Farm hand and loved it.

 

Then on to Double Glazing fabrication

 

Then Cobbling

 

Then a Mechanic at a fun park fixing Petrol Go Karts

 

Working in a Car Body Shop

 

Back to farming

 

Working in Entertainment from Karaoke - Disco - Bungee - inflatables etc etc

 

Warehouse man

 

Food packing (fish) :( didn't last long lol.

 

Mechanic in a garage for a while

 

Bus Driver

 

At the Mo a Carer for my Son

 

Phew and i have prob missed a few too :lol:

 

Lord Geordie

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Heh Snakey,

 

You never did say what you do for a living,  it cant't be that embarassing?  surely  :*)

It's not at all embarassing, I just like to have an air of mystery about me. The women love it :(

which daft cow told you that?

 

come on snake.... spill.

You see what you've done there darebear?

 

You appeared interested, thereby proving his theory :lol:

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Heh Snakey,

 

You never did say what you do for a living,  it cant't be that embarassing?  surely  :*)

It's not at all embarassing, I just like to have an air of mystery about me. The women love it :(

which daft cow told you that?

 

come on snake.... spill.

You see what you've done there darebear?

 

You appeared interested, thereby proving his theory :lol:

naw

 

im just a nosey sod

 

lol not interested, im mildly irritated :lol:

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