ack-ack Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Just filled up the hip flask that my ex Mrs bought me, its engraved 'love allways' Any body got anything better than that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR1960 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 my ex sent me and the new missus to be (on saturday!!) a congratulations and best wishes card last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semiautolee Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 (edited) Just filled up the hip flask that my ex Mrs bought me, its engraved 'love allways' Any body got anything better than that? the scars Edited August 23, 2011 by semiautolee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silpig5 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 my ex sent me and the new missus to be (on saturday!!) a congratulations and best wishes card last week. but to be fair jono , she is NUTS !!!!!!! ahhahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Just filled up the hip flask that my ex Mrs bought me, its engraved 'love allways' Any body got anything better than that? Is it ironic that it's the ex or ironic that it's misspelled? Or misspelt? Can never remember...? Or was it meant to say 'love, all ways' - which could be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR1960 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 but to be fair jono , she is NUTS !!!!!!! ahhahahah I couldn't possibly comment..... she's got a voodoo doll of me with pins and everything. The kids have seen it! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan73 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 An Alanis Morisette CD..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 One of my fishing mates was left with one thing after his wife walked out, it was a left handed furry glove, but he's right handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Probably a shotgun as I have a phobia of bangs, McDonalds with their balloons no chance of me going in there nor anywhere else handing them out. Quite happy at a shoot though lol Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 A gym membership, that I took out on a Friday, that Saturday I crashed a motorbike and haven't been allowed to use a gym since! I've not even stepped inside since the accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 An Alanis Morisette CD..... Brilliant! More PW gold! Laughed out loud there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 The tag from my birthday present from this year that says 'love from', as she had told me she was leaving the day before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 My son was given a slinky by a relative about 2 months ago.....we live in a bungalow :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Love it Gixer.... I have several hip flasks yet am T Total.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Is it ironic that it's the ex or ironic that it's misspelled? Or misspelt? Can never remember...? Or was it meant to say 'love, all ways' - which could be interesting. You are quite right, I misspelled it, it was "love always'. She evidently prefers love allways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 An Alanis Morisette CD..... Good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 You are quite right, I misspelled it, it was "love always'. She evidently prefers love allways Any port in a storm I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Just filled up the hip flask that my ex Mrs bought me, its engraved 'love allways' Any body got anything better than that? Funny she sent me one as well I still have a dive watch that I chopped for a engagement ring, that came off once to often TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR1960 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 A gym membership, that I took out on a Friday, that Saturday I crashed a motorbike and haven't been allowed to use a gym since! I've not even stepped inside since the accident. They're rubbish anyway, I used to buy gym membership every year and i never felt any fitter or thinner.......... Sorry to hear about ya accident chap, hope you're up and about again soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 My Mountain bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 17 Hmr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 They're rubbish anyway, I used to buy gym membership every year and i never felt any fitter or thinner.......... Sorry to hear about ya accident chap, hope you're up and about again soon. Thanks for the sentiment, I'm ok, just can't risk re-tearing muscles/ligaments/cartilage at the moment. It is slightly disconcerting having one side of your chest sit an inch higher than the other across the width of the sternum though! Serves me right for riding motorbikes I guess! I have definitely felt better when regularly using the gym. You don't necessarily feel fitter because it's a gradual change, but you will be. However I think I benefit most from the extensive stretching and rotational exercises that I do. I now seem to forever have a muscular ache somewhere, I never used to have this issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR1960 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 sorry, irony doesn't work very well on forums, i meant i keep paying the subs and not getting any fitter,....... not actually going to the gym.... :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 A Morphy Richards Princess model with six different fabric settings,steam facility and a matching collapsible board with heat reflecting cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 a wife to have *** with any time I feel like it :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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