MadSpringer Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Kate Aide stroked my pup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Some years ago Camilla Parker Bowles lived not fare from me in a large house now owed by the drummer in Pink Floyd so they say but I have not seen him only when he comes flying in in his blue helicopter. Back to Camilla I used to see her quite often as I took my Jack Russell walking down the lane past her house she was always very polite and gave me a wave as she past and several times she stopped for a short chat she seemed to like my dog and was looking for a male Russell to mate with one of Prince Charles Russell's but as my dog was a bitch she was no good for what they wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilR Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I went to school with Paul Kossoff who was in the band Free, David Bedford the record breaking middle distance runner and footballer Tony Currie who played for England, Sheffield United and Leeds amongst others. I wonder if they say on forums they went to school with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I was once mistaken for Prince Charles ! ahh, good looking fella eh?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 when i was a kid our next door neighbour was Dave Allen (who?? i hear you ask, me and my mate grew up spending most of our time playing with his kids. also years ago i drove a taxi and i had to pick Roger Moore and his family up from Heathrow and drop off in Wiltshire, he was a real miserable **** all he kept talking about was the meter going up.i explained to him (about 10 times) that he had arranged a fixed rate and that the meter was on for me to see how much it would have cost him, but he couldnt understand and kept telling me that he was not happy with the meter being on and he would report me to my boss if i tried to rip him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 when i was a kid our next door neighbour was Dave Allen (who?? i hear you ask, me and my mate grew up spending most of our time playing with his kids. - also years ago i drove a taxi and i had to pick Roger Moore and his family up from Heathrow and drop off in Wiltshire, he was a real miserable T##t all he kept talking about was the meter going up.i explained to him (about 10 times) that he had arranged a fixed rate and that the meter was on for me to see how much it would have cost him, but he couldnt understand and kept telling me that he was not happy with the meter being on and he would report me to my boss if i tried to rip him off. How did he loose his finger? It was a source of much debate whenever he came on in our house. Great comic. Hope you just caught Roger Moore on a bad day, whenever I've seen/heard him in interviews I've always taken a real shine to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 How did he loose his finger? It was a source of much debate whenever he came on in our house. Great comic. Hope you just caught Roger Moore on a bad day, whenever I've seen/heard him in interviews I've always taken a real shine to him. He told me loads of different stories but he actually lost it when he was young and working on some type of machine. he also hated hunting and shooting with a vengance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 He told me loads of different stories but he actually lost it when he was young and working on some type of machine. he also hated hunting and shooting with a vengance. Perhaps he lost it in a clay trap then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I went to Geoff Boycotts mums house for work, he was visiting, sat in the corner scowling like a spolt child. she was ok I got a cuppa,and ignored him, I think it p*ssed him off I didnt ask for his autograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I went to Geoff Boycotts mums house for work, he was visiting, sat in the corner scowling like a spolt child. she was ok I got a cuppa,and ignored him, I think it p*ssed him off I didnt ask for his autograph. I can do naff. My sister in law went out with Keith Harris, the bloke with his arm up Orville the Duck's feathery chuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbuster Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Been out on the lash with Rhys Priestland (Wales no.10-whos unfortunately injured for saturdays game) a good few times. Proper tidy lad. Anyway-sure Hooky will do us proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 When I was a kid mum had a part time job in a launderette in Walton which is next to Frinton on sea, a lady who worked at a local sea side hotel brought in her washing and said they had Leslie Crowther staying with them as he appeard at Clacton Peir, and she had made him coffee and toast and did a hand wash for him as he would not allow use a washing machine, So I helped my mum wash the pants of a lady that washed Leslie Crowthers pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Mr Pavman What your poor eyes have seen :o I almost put a dent in Frank Lampards rear end once xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Mr Pavman What your poor eyes have seen :o I almost put a dent in Frank Lampards rear end once xxxxSuzy Suzy did Frank return the the favour :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Come on folks,I'm sure that you can do better "lames to fame" as Viz comic calls them. a fair proportion of the posts so far simply arent lame enough! too many of them are even in the first person!they should be in at least the third person if not the fourth! My lame to fame is that my grandfather turned down the offer of the job with the BBC to commentate on boxing that the BBC then gave to Harry Carpenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Suzy did Frank return the the favour :blink: Mr Pavman Am not that sort of girl :blink: But he did have a game of footie with my son and his mates which really did make a group of 10 year olds day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 My dad in the pub loo, was joined by another bloke, apparently it was Mick Jagger, the band were on their way to a gig. he got his autograph but I lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddywack12 Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Suzy did Frank return the the favour :blink: Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imissalot Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Mr Pavman What your poor eyes have seen :o I almost put a dent in Frank Lampards rear end once xxxxSuzy met lamps about 4 times wot a great guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 W My dad in the pub loo, was joined by another bloke, apparently it was Mick Jagger, the band were on their way to a gig. he got his autograph but I lost it. I hope he washed his hands first :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant Feeder Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If we're going lame, A mate of mine was once on Antiques Roadshow. (never seen the episode but every one brings it up at BBQ's) I once saw Chris Kamara in a pub in Ossett, and Gary Schofield broken down on the motorway. I once wen't into a Smokehouse in Scotland who had sold some produce to the Royal Household, and had taught King Hussain of ordan how to slice Smoked Salmon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 well we made this months fieldsports vid some swine sent in a video of the wedding last year if your interested its at 9 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I was in the tv programm 'HOW TO BUILD A JET ENGINE' which was filmed at rolls royce derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I can do naff. My sister in law went out with Keith Harris, the bloke with his arm up Orville the Duck's feathery chuff Oh my days!! I'll be keeping my innapropriate response to this to my self!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VULTURE Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Hi I passed the salt to Nigel Mansell in the Lotus factory canteen back in the Eighties. Vulture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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