pavman Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Yep I have incurred the Roth of mrs p once more with my latest trick, Get hold of the TV remote and at the crucial point of a conversation on her favourite progs I hit the mute button and do a voice over, then hit the button again to restore to sound, it works fantastic Example; chap in corry street looks at his mrs and says “you know what I want you to do†I hit the mute and say show me your paps! Hit the sound back on and she says OK I will, Brill I know its childish, but I don’t care, works for anything, fill yer boots when billy liar Blair comes on the news, you can make him tell the truth for a change pavman aged 44 and 1/2 sporting red ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 The women is a Saint Trix would have worn your danglies for earings long ago :( NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I think everyone thats married should try this and report back If you still can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 My life wouldnt be worth living if I did this to 'er in doors. You like to live on the edge Pavman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Mrs. webber has told me that I shall soon have been married for 30 years. I'm not about to start argueing. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 pavman, I think you have a death wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piebob Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Do you guys get the remote control in your house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 aye, well just you lot keep going. and dont forget im ear-wigging. im hiding the remote from scaffy when he gets back, so it cant be done to moi. so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 pavman, I think you have a death wish. Cranners, death wish, me, no sir I learnt a long time ago dead fish flow with the tide, whilst live ones like to swim against it from time to time. I guess when I am sat in an arm chair wetting my pants and getting fed mashed up weetabix in my dotage I will be able to reflect with some satisfaction that I did indeed lead a full and sometimes amusing life, Mrs p may of course not see it that way and may wish that I get to the arm chair sooner than I would like too, if it stops my jinks and capers Go on Cranners, try it out and let me know how it went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I think everyone thats married should try this and report back If you still can having left the country incognito, going deep under cover ,,,,,,,, you figure out if it worked or not so for the second time around, after a call from Pav tuesday i hurried home to herindoors, opened my mouth to start,,,,,,, stopped looked around at the home my guns the truck the car the toys for the boy, bowed my head walked to the kitchen got "her" a beer and made supper ................. mr smiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 You wouldn't DARE try that if you were married to a rottie Pavman LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 LB - Are you a man or a mouse ? Eek eek,where`s the cheese ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Some time ago when I was younger and much more foolish I tried the "its my remote I paid for the TV, sky box etc". Oops, learned a hard lesson that time. Couldn't find a plate clean to use, any clean clothes or anything, for weeks Said sorry and we have had an understanding ever since. I tell everyone I am the boss, even when she's there and she lets me get away with it, when in fact I just pay the bills and do as I am told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 LB - Are you a man or a mouse ? Eek eek,where`s the cheese ? Just a survivalist H LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 is it just me or do you weigh up in your mind whether it's worth the allocated time in the doghouse to do something that you want to do that you know you shouldn't ie going out pigeon shooting on Fri then out lamping fishing all day Sat then out lamping clays on Sun all for a week of being HMMMPHed at and ignored fair trade if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 is it just me or do you weigh up in your mind whether it's worth the allocated time in the doghouse to do something that you want to do that you know you shouldn't ie going out pigeon shooting on Fri then out lamping fishing all day Sat then out lamping clays on Sun all for a week of being HMMMPHed at and ignored fair trade if you ask me TP This is gona sound a bit heavy but….. I dont think about my actions until afterwards anymore, I was married before for 10 years to a beautiful tall blonde, a right barby doll, which in its self was great. However I always walked on egg shells and could never be myself (a bit crazy and out going) as she frowned at my antics, I was happy to have her on my arm but inside and outside I was not being (Me) she was also very opposed to my shooting/fishing, Needless to say it all ended in tears and me giving my house away to start again, I vowed at that time to just be my crazy self and let the world take or leave me as they wish, I am deliriously happy with current mrs p, who has a very understanding nature despite being much younger (bonus) and excepts my antics with a tut and a sigh and the occasional rebuke which I fully deserve This isn’t a practise for another life, so live it to the max and be happy Now go and try the remote game pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 pavman, being yourself (for better or for worse) in a relationship is crucial, especially if you want it to last. My wife understands me completely, rolls her eyes and sighs deeply on occassions, but understands me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Well Mate Trix has just told me to let you know: Not to worry as she will be having a conversation with the Young Mrs.P about your antics. Letting her in on a few of the ....ouch .....finer....ouch ....points........ ooooooouuch of keeping you in check from now on.... Seems some silly sod gave her Mrs.P's email address NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Unlike you wimps I can do anything in my house. I wear the trousers of that there’s no doubt …Mrs H actively encourages me to go shooting and supports whatever I want to do. Looks after my every need, a chef in the kitchen, a slave around the house and a tart in the bedroom. She’s a real darlin’, young, attractive and caring. And she hates soaps. What more could I possibly want. I love her dearly. She also likes to read PW forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 She also likes to read PW forums! Thank goodness, for a moment there I thought you must be on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 now that made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piebob Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Here's a tip for you guys. Give her the remote and she can switch it to what ever she wants to watch. Then, start talking over the TV, any old chit chat will generally do. Monitor the situation closely to gauge how close she is to exploding then complete the piece de resistance. If you're successful, you will be asked if you "couldn't be elsewhere" or words to that effect. If you're really successful, you'll be ordered to get the heck out (or words to that effect). You are then free to go shooting, fishing, dog training, ferretting, or any other activity you care to choose. One word of caution - be VERY careful if your general chit-chat is to ask questions about the particular show you are watching. You may end up getting the full, boring rundown on the last 5 years of whatever drivel is on. Best keep any talk about the programme itself to snide and sarcastic comments about either the plot or the characters. If you can't actually think of anything to say, just tut and scoff occassionally in a sneering kind of way. Conniving? Moi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Unlike you wimps I can do anything in my house. I wear the trousers of that there’s no doubt …Mrs H actively encourages me to go shooting and supports whatever I want to do. Looks after my every need, a chef in the kitchen, a slave around the house and a tart in the bedroom. She’s a real darlin’, young, attractive and caring. And she hates soaps. What more could I possibly want. I love her dearly. She also likes to read PW forums! Highlander I have to take you to task on the trousers bit, I have seen you more often than not in yer tarten skirt cutting quite a dash in suffolk by all accounts, as to the rest of your claim she appears to be treating you in the same kind manner as she does me Seems some silly sod gave her Mrs.P's email address NTTF err that was a bit silly with hind sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Unlike you wimps I can do anything in my house. I wear the trousers of that there’s no doubt …Mrs H actively encourages me to go shooting and supports whatever I want to do. Looks after my every need, a chef in the kitchen, a slave around the house and a tart in the bedroom. She’s a real darlin’, young, attractive and caring. And she hates soaps. What more could I possibly want. I love her dearly. She also likes to read PW forums! Highlander I have to take you to task on the trousers bit, I have seen you more often than not in yer tarten skirt cutting quite a dash in suffolk by all accounts, as to the rest of your claim she appears to be treating you in the same kind manner as she does me Seems some silly sod gave her Mrs.P's email address NTTF err that was a bit silly with hind sight In your dreams, in your dreams. You couldn't keep up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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