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Ok,iv just managed another birthday & a few things occured to me during my oh so special day,which have set me to thinking...

My day of delights started with opening 6 cards..... 6 ****in cards !

Loads of text msgs recieved instead, i can only assume that royal mail will only deliver bills from now on,

My gifts consisted of pants socks and teeshirts... No scalextric,rc models nah ****all....

Moving swiftly on i treated the mower to a service and cut the poxy lawns,thought about weeding the garden but thought **** it....

This is were i got a tad spooked,after much deliberation on what exciting things to do next,i switched the radio on,heart faliure nearly got the better of me when i noticed the saved favourite channel was Radio 2...

How long had i been on this ? God knows..

Half hour after my entrepid trip in the garden and i find my backs hurting in places i can no longer reach and my ankles were itching to a point of biblical proporsions,

further investigation reveals most, or( what looked like most) of my pubes had collected in the top of my (new) socks......

After hoovering up :no:,i note that the best part of the day was over and whats more, the miserable OLD ****** iv now become !!!!

OOOH i carnt wait for next years party.bta :yahoo:

Rant Over

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Ok,iv just managed another birthday & a few things occured to me during my oh so special day,which have set me to thinking...

My day of delights started with opening 6 cards..... 6 ****in cards !

Loads of text msgs recieved instead, i can only assume that royal mail will only deliver bills from now on,

My gifts consisted of pants socks and teeshirts... No scalextric,rc models nah ****all....

Moving swiftly on i treated the mower to a service and cut the poxy lawns,thought about weeding the garden but thought **** it....

This is were i got a tad spooked,after much deliberation on what exciting things to do next,i switched the radio on,heart faliure nearly got the better of me when i noticed the saved favourite channel was Radio 2...

How long had i been on this ? God knows..

Half hour after my entrepid trip in the garden and i find my backs hurting in places i can no longer reach and my ankles were itching to a point of biblical proporsions,

further investigation reveals most, or( what looked like most) of my pubes had collected in the top of my (new) socks......

After hoovering up :no:,i note that the best part of the day was over and whats more, the miserable OLD ****** iv now become !!!!

OOOH i carnt wait for next years party.bta :yahoo:

Rant Over

47 today get more depressed every time
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you stop mentally about 36.. but your body gets older and you start to wonder why your skin looks flakey and not toned as it use to be, you put on weight just looking at food :rolleyes:

when you reach 50 you can't be bothered to remember or can't remember, remembering :lol:

but you do notice certain changes :yes: like coughing and farting at the same time, or you havn't really finished peeing before putting percy away, you will also notice that upsetting people is quite enjoyable :lol:

selective hearing is a god send... :good:

 

hope you had a great birthday..i can't remember if you said you did or not..agh well...now what was i doing ???

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You're miserable at 47? My god, wait till you're 60+. The socks, pants and t-shirt are replaced with incontinence pants, a bottle of Grecian 2000 and a zimmer frame. But then you have the excuse for selective hearing, explosive flatulence, belching and best of all HID wants you to go shooting just to get you out of the house. You can't blame the dog any more for dropping one either. They all know it's you.

 

:yahoo::yahoo: :yahoo:

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You're miserable at 47? My god, wait till you're 60+. The socks, pants and t-shirt are replaced with incontinence pants, a bottle of Grecian 2000 and a zimmer frame. But then you have the excuse for selective hearing, explosive flatulence, belching and best of all HID ko wants you to go shooting just to get you out of the house. You can't blame the dog any more for dropping one either. They all know it's you.

 

:yahoo::yahoo: :yahoo:

Nope got all those traits now at 44 - sod em

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Ha ha radio 2 is the best station it plays music not insescant noise.

 

Getting old is inevitable you can fight it, or embrace the years of pleasure you've had and the experiences yet to come.

 

The aches and pains are no fun, growing old is a privilege denied to far to many, to be to grumpy about it.

 

Now where did I put that what you ma call it, ehh what you saying,no I can't read it without my glasses :lol:

 

Figgy

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