biketestace Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Ok,iv just managed another birthday & a few things occured to me during my oh so special day,which have set me to thinking... My day of delights started with opening 6 cards..... 6 ****in cards ! Loads of text msgs recieved instead, i can only assume that royal mail will only deliver bills from now on, My gifts consisted of pants socks and teeshirts... No scalextric,rc models nah ****all.... Moving swiftly on i treated the mower to a service and cut the poxy lawns,thought about weeding the garden but thought **** it.... This is were i got a tad spooked,after much deliberation on what exciting things to do next,i switched the radio on,heart faliure nearly got the better of me when i noticed the saved favourite channel was Radio 2... How long had i been on this ? God knows.. Half hour after my entrepid trip in the garden and i find my backs hurting in places i can no longer reach and my ankles were itching to a point of biblical proporsions, further investigation reveals most, or( what looked like most) of my pubes had collected in the top of my (new) socks...... After hoovering up ,i note that the best part of the day was over and whats more, the miserable OLD ****** iv now become !!!! OOOH i carnt wait for next years party.bta Rant Over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marine1980 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Happy 18th!! Lol Royal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Happy 18th!! Lol Royal Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Ok,iv just managed another birthday & a few things occured to me during my oh so special day,which have set me to thinking... My day of delights started with opening 6 cards..... 6 ****in cards ! Loads of text msgs recieved instead, i can only assume that royal mail will only deliver bills from now on, My gifts consisted of pants socks and teeshirts... No scalextric,rc models nah ****all.... Moving swiftly on i treated the mower to a service and cut the poxy lawns,thought about weeding the garden but thought **** it.... This is were i got a tad spooked,after much deliberation on what exciting things to do next,i switched the radio on,heart faliure nearly got the better of me when i noticed the saved favourite channel was Radio 2... How long had i been on this ? God knows.. Half hour after my entrepid trip in the garden and i find my backs hurting in places i can no longer reach and my ankles were itching to a point of biblical proporsions, further investigation reveals most, or( what looked like most) of my pubes had collected in the top of my (new) socks...... After hoovering up ,i note that the best part of the day was over and whats more, the miserable OLD ****** iv now become !!!! OOOH i carnt wait for next years party.bta Rant Over 47 today get more depressed every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Growing old is inescapable - Growing up, now that is a different matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieh Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 47 today get more depressed every time 47 today get more depressed every timeYoung pup wish I was 47 Geordie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Young pup wish I was 47GeordieDon't feel it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Growing old is inescapable - Growing up, now that is a different matter way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 you stop mentally about 36.. but your body gets older and you start to wonder why your skin looks flakey and not toned as it use to be, you put on weight just looking at food when you reach 50 you can't be bothered to remember or can't remember, remembering but you do notice certain changes like coughing and farting at the same time, or you havn't really finished peeing before putting percy away, you will also notice that upsetting people is quite enjoyable selective hearing is a god send... hope you had a great birthday..i can't remember if you said you did or not..agh well...now what was i doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumber Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 40 this time, family are looking forward to a party but hav'nt told em that i've booked a few days stalking when they want to party. Never done it so it's my gift to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) You're miserable at 47? My god, wait till you're 60+. The socks, pants and t-shirt are replaced with incontinence pants, a bottle of Grecian 2000 and a zimmer frame. But then you have the excuse for selective hearing, explosive flatulence, belching and best of all HID wants you to go shooting just to get you out of the house. You can't blame the dog any more for dropping one either. They all know it's you. :yahoo: Edited April 21, 2013 by Uncle Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willxx Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 You're miserable at 47? My god, wait till you're 60+. The socks, pants and t-shirt are replaced with incontinence pants, a bottle of Grecian 2000 and a zimmer frame. But then you have the excuse for selective hearing, explosive flatulence, belching and best of all HID ko wants you to go shooting just to get you out of the house. You can't blame the dog any more for dropping one either. They all know it's you. :yahoo: Nope got all those traits now at 44 - sod em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 God I'm envious of all you young whipper snappers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 47? I'd happily settle for 67! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Ha ha radio 2 is the best station it plays music not insescant noise. Getting old is inevitable you can fight it, or embrace the years of pleasure you've had and the experiences yet to come. The aches and pains are no fun, growing old is a privilege denied to far to many, to be to grumpy about it. Now where did I put that what you ma call it, ehh what you saying,no I can't read it without my glasses Figgy Edited April 21, 2013 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) i noticed i'm losing a bit of hair on top, only to be growing more "downstairs". if it keeps up like this i'm going to start walking on my hands. Edited April 21, 2013 by Paddy Galore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 47? I'd happily settle for 67! me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadget Grandad Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Crikey mate cheer up, you can't turn the clock back but you can certainly wind it up again !!!! Edited April 21, 2013 by Gadget Grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simjakcal Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Happy 18th!! Lol Royal lol that made me spil my bowl of frosties Happy Birthday by the way Edited April 21, 2013 by simjakcal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unapalomablanca Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 it's funny getting older, in some ways it's a relief to know that the women you wanted when you were young are now inaccessible ,and not because they dont fancy you, but because you are too old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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