The Lawn Ranger Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Your legal thoughts please..... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Is it during sex or all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 A swift kick to the ankle as soon as it starts after a few times she gets the message if not kick her out in to the spare bedroom, also them nasal strip thingys worked for my mates missus she has one on every night and it's much better apparently...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lawn Ranger Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Is it during sex or all the time?[/quote No, she's fine....when I'm having sex (-: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Get her fitted with one of those electric training collars , a quick zap every time she starts should soon have it sorted If that fails the only real alternative that will guarantee success is holding a pillow over her face for about 3 minutes Glad I could help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Poon Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) True story this... I went and got my cabinet keys to get one of my guns out late one night , as I went in the bedroom she was snoring her head off so I crept past her jingling the keys and fiddled with the cabinet locks got my gun out and turned around , well the look I had from her was a picture :lol: I don't reckon she'll sleep that heavy again Edited November 14, 2013 by Willpoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Get a mistress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmfrank Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 spare bedroom mate it works well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 See doctor - get referral to sleep clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deershooter Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Divorce seems the best answer the spare room can then be used as a gun room with no problems Deershooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evo Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 plastic bag over her head springs to mind,, good luck, I go to sleep with my headphones in listening to music, helps me sleep and I cant hear her mumbling whilst she is asleep, I should wear them of a day atb Evo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 True story. My wife complained about my snoring. I happened across a device in my local chemist for£9.99 that looked good. It was a small gadget with electrodes on the back and it's worn like a wristwatch with the electrodes in contact with the skin. If you snore more than three times on the trot then it would give a mild electric shock to the wrist which was not enough to wake me but enough to stop the snoring. The power was adjustable accordingly. The first night that I used it was amazing. I awoke really refreshed in the morning and felt like I'd had a proper sleep. I realised that my snoring was disturbing me but I didn't know it. After about a week it was luxury and it seemed like my body was learning so my snoring was much reduced. I did find I could turn up the power a bit though. Week two. WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh! the......................It was like I'd got hold of an electric fence!!!!!!!!! I jumped out of bed, ripped the thing off my wrist and stamped on it, bare feet!!! f........... it!!! I looked back at the bed and realised my wife is laying there snoring her head off which is setting this thing off and zapping me!!! I do find the anti-snoring sprays help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 I suffer from a snoring wife , on occasion it drives me mad as I cant get to sleep , couple of yrs ago it got so bad I slept in the front bedroom for 6 months and after shutting all doors I managed to keep the noise out . I have suggested she visits the docs but she refuses and thinks it funny , and even says I snore ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88b Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 spare bedroom mate it works well That works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Is it during sex or all the time? Brilliant A swift tap to the buttocks will usually suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Is it during sex or all the time? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Pull all the bed clothes off her then maybe you will get some enjoyment from it, alternatively just gently push her sideways with your foot until gravity takes over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 clothes peg on nose ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Dutch oven.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 I suffer from a snoring wife , on occasion it drives me mad as I cant get to sleep , couple of yrs ago it got so bad I slept in the front bedroom for 6 months and after shutting all doors I managed to keep the noise out . I have suggested she visits the docs but she refuses and thinks it funny , and even says I snore ! I think I may also be married to your wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexcernui Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 My wife snores unbelievably loud. My solution was to sleep with those Howard leight ear plugs in. Domestic bliss restored and separate bedrooms avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 clothes peg on nose ? She is snoring, not farting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Is it during sex or all the time? I'll give her a ring after and ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 I am with Deershooter on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgoldalot Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 spare bedroom mate it works well +1 i snore she goes to spare bedroom.......good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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