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Christmas sorted for the little lady in your life.


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Went totally overboard on the uvver arfs bah humbug pressies this year; a steam cleaner AND a new steam iron. Not only that but let her have both pressies early so she could start using them.

got my missus a sewing machine for christmas this year will wait a few days before telling her i need some trousers turning up

 

colin

I've got a couple of pairs need doing Colin, how about we get your missus to do the sewing then get mine to give them all a good iron afterwards?

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You boys have it all wrong -

You have to be more subtle and disguise things a little.

 

My wife's main prezzie is to have her new Fiesta ST2 upgraded to 215 bhp !

 

Then I get to share the fun - oh yes, yes yes.

 

Simples.

I have, I disguised my ex-wife as a flower bed :lol:

 

Xmas has gone a lot smoother since!

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Its a strange old world if she got you and electric drill you would probably be happy as it makes doing jobs around the house simpler get her a hoover to make her life less hard and you may well get a clip around the ear. :rolleyes:

 

I forgot to say you would not mind her using the drill to make some holes would you.

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I was unsure what to get her so I bought a (admittedly, discounted) full 4 months booking (and all paid up) Weightwatchers classes starting straight after Christmas.

 

I am now wondering if i should get her something to open up on the day?

try a pair of trainers and a good sorts bra and if thats not enough a girdle and buy yourself a tin hat for when she shows her appreciation for her loverly gifts
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You boys have it all wrong -

You have to be more subtle and disguise things a little.

 

My wife's main prezzie is to have her new Fiesta ST2 upgraded to 215 bhp !

 

Then I get to share the fun - oh yes, yes yes.

 

Simples.

Same kinda thing. My missus has a new dump valve and inter cooler ordered for Xmas.

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