JDog Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 The erection (of a field hide) failed miserably and the birds gave it a wide berth despite the fact that I placed it directly in the sweet spot (where the pigeons were landing). I read about marvellous achievements and also see videos of these structures but I am unable to get them to work (field hides that is). What I need is a tutor. PW members need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo33 Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) I am surprised at your lack of erectional skills Jdog, I must therefore assume your "early morning delight" from a previous post, that you have either lost your touch, or you are more critical in the field I was a middle of the field virgin until last year, but you'll soon get the hang of it. Just had a nice couple of hours in the middle of a baking hot rape stubble field, in return four 29 birds :good:I did cheat slightly, using a telegraph pole in replacement of a hide pole, but that was only because the pigeons wanted to be right there Will post a pic in a minute in sporting pics. Edited August 7, 2014 by turbo33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 The erection (of a field hide) failed miserably and the birds gave it a wide berth despite the fact that I placed it directly in the sweet spot (where the pigeons were landing). I read about marvellous achievements and also see videos of these structures but I am unable to get them to work (field hides that is). What I need is a tutor. PW members need not apply. what we need is a pic so we may advise you............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) what we need is a pic so we may advise you............. I doubt mod's will tolerate pic's of erections; you can't even say cock! Ooh, apparently you can. Sorry mod's, was thinking of male pheasant...honest. Edited August 7, 2014 by Scully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 The erection (of a field hide) failed miserably and the birds gave it a wide berth despite the fact that I placed it directly in the sweet spot (where the pigeons were landing). I read about marvellous achievements and also see videos of these structures but I am unable to get them to work (field hides that is). What I need is a tutor. PW members need not apply. Take a trip up/down/across to Essex, PT and I will have you tucked in your hide 6 mins flat.... TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) I doubt mod's will tolerate pic's of erections; you can't even say cock! Ooh, apparently you can. Sorry mod's, was thinking of male pheasant...honest. Open the closet door and come on out!!!!! Edited August 7, 2014 by TIGHTCHOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yickdaz Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 The erection (of a field hide) failed miserably and the birds gave it a wide berth despite the fact that I placed it directly in the sweet spot (where the pigeons were landing). I read about marvellous achievements and also see videos of these structures but I am unable to get them to work (field hides that is). What I need is a tutor. PW members need not apply. I thought you would of let motty give you some advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocknee Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 This time of year I usually have a magnificent erection at least once a week if you are ever in my neck of the woods mr dog you would be most welcome to share it with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motty Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I thought you would of let motty give you some advice Don't wind him up, Daz! This time of year I usually have a magnificent erection at least once a week if you are ever in my neck of the woods mr dog you would be most welcome to share it with me. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I wish I had taken a photo of it now. However the focus may have been too close for the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yickdaz Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Don't wind him up, Daz! Nice! I wouldn,t do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 None of you sensible chaps could ever wind me up. However.......................................there are others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 JDog , you need to get out earlier , early morning erections are usually easier to achieve and are more sturdy. If you cannot master the use of such an erection thank your lucky stars you do not live in the fens ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I get to the Cotswolds on a regular basis, Cotswold meetings etc. a bunch of very knowledgeable shooters with exceptional field craft expertise. But as you do not want help or advice from PW members (not very complementary), "I will be as quiet as you said you were going to be". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I get to the Cotswolds on a regular basis, Cotswold meetings etc. a bunch of very knowledgeable shooters with exceptional field craft expertise. But as you do not want help or advice from PW members (not very complementary), "I will be as quiet as you said you were going to be". Humour bakerboy, humour. By the way how is your attempt to be accepted to the high office of moderator going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 If I knew how to work a computer rather than a key board maybe the thought would be there . But I am far too nice a person to be a moderator . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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