welsh1 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Seems death is my only certainty then. You can add taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 The prospect of a massage. A real one, not a fake one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I still enjoy playing wigwams of a morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Do you mean your renewed love of socks 35 years on ? That never went away. I am monogamous though, its been just the one through all these years. It now has the tensile strength of a box girder bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Seeing my wife come out of the shower in the morning. A crisp and sunny morning knowing there are no kids to stop me going out shooting. Looking at the scan picture my eldest sent a few weeks ago and grinning from ear to ear knowing i will soon be a granddad. Feeling proud of my other son with the grades he is getting at uni. Getting a skype call from both of above sons. And again sons coming home to visit. The look on the faces of work mates half my age when they realise the old man is stronger and faster than them The rest of the stuff is what it has always been,fast cars, loud music,getting out,having fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Edit: oops sorry Rob, that green sick face was for blunderbuss! Edited March 10, 2015 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Edit: oops sorry Rob, that green sick face was for blunderbuss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I get that smut online I remember kays lingerie pages were well thumbed So many lads of a certain generation had sexual tastes forged by thumbing Kay's catalogue, the merest hint of a nipple was the nut buster!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 going fishing with my friend in Taynuilt on Loch Awe,and calling in for a pint in the boat, simple but special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 So many lads of a certain generation had sexual tastes forged by thumbing Kay's catalogue, the merest hint of a nipple was the nut buster!!! damart catalogue for me, actually my life did begin at forty I'm now 22 which is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 So many lads of a certain generation had sexual tastes forged by thumbing Kay's catalogue, the merest hint of a nipple was the nut buster!!! True. It might explain my secret longing for ladies in Damart thermals and industrial strength foundation garments. Also, lads these days will never know the simple pleasure of finding a few discarded pages from a Razzle or Fiesta in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Of course nowadays, WE are the people who leave those pages for the youngsters to find. Aah, the circle of life.. Edited March 10, 2015 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 True. It might explain my secret longing for ladies in Damart thermals and industrial strength foundation garments. Also, lads these days will never know the simple pleasure of finding a few discarded pages from a Razzle or Fiesta in the woods. Eh? Isnt it? Jumpers for goal posts, young boys foraging in hedgerows. Golden days eh? Isnt it? Of course nowadays, WE are the people who leave those pages for the youngsters to find. Aah, the circle of life.. Profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Eh? Isnt it? Jumpers for goal posts, young boys foraging in hedgerows. Golden days eh? Isnt it? Profound. Salvaging smutt from the hedgerows? 'Ardest game in the world. Thirty years, man and boy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Salvaging smutt from the hedgerows? 'Ardest game in the world. Thirty years, man and boy.... ......and it comes with added benefits as I've found on many occasion. I never did understand why that lass that left the mags also left her smalls....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 ......and it comes with added benefits as I've found on many occasion. I never did understand why that lass that left the mags also left her smalls....? Yes and why she was wearing y-fronts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Salvaging smutt from the hedgerows? 'Ardest game in the world. Thirty years, man and boy.... ......................... Had a nice bream out of the canal last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 ......................... Had a nice bream out of the canal last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 So many lads of a certain generation had sexual tastes forged by thumbing Kay's catalogue, the merest hint of a nipple was the nut buster!!! I remember those days. I used to sell to the catalogues when I worked for Sony. When a new one came out nobody turn to our pages to look at the product, they turned straight to the lingerie pages. "Tanga briefs in 3 colours with cotton lined gusset"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Shooting mole hills with a 12 whether they were moving or not. Because I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Oh my god I've just realised I'm hitting Middle Age at 33 years old :( I look forward to wearing my aldi socks for work . Edited March 11, 2015 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Oh my god I've just realised I'm hitting Middle Age at 33 years old :( I look forward to wearing my aldi socks for work . Sign of middle age, being warm and comfortable rather than a designer label fashion icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Sign of middle age, being warm and comfortable rather than a designer label fashion icon. I missed out, I was never a fashion icon, :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I missed out, I was never a fashion icon, :( Me neither. OH definatley isn't. Takes me all my time to get him in decent clothes to go out in. His smartest stuff is his shooting clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmydean Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm sure middle age is simply a state of mind which gives the comfort that you havent totally lost it yet - your mind that is - old age is when you lose it. Or maybe its just having tea by the fire rather than drinking it standing up doing something. Yes make mine fish and chips please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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