walshie Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) Earlier on today my wife came in to tell me she'd got the van stuck in a ditch. She'd moved over to let someone past and the more she wheelspan to get out of the mud, the more she slid in. By the time we went back to the van it was almost completely in this muddy ditch. I managed to tow her out and it was all home for tea. Next thing I heard was her screaming as she'd set the chip pan alight and flames were licking at the ceiling. As everything comes in threes, I'm just waiting to see what tomorrow throws our way. Bad luck or clumsy cow? Edited November 11, 2015 by walshie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Wives come in 1s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Do not go shooting tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B391 Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Do not go shooting tomorrow and eat cold food walk and do not drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Common denominator here ..................................wife . Get rid of her and you wouldn't have to drag the van out of the ditch and the kitchen ceiling wouldn't need the Dulux stuff . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicnat Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 It Needs a GOOD Women to keep You on Your Toes Eh. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOTTO Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Humm, might be risky to get frisky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostonmick Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 At least you know there is only one more to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Today, Whilst queuing in two lanes of traffic a motorcyclist filtering through traffic was knocked off his bike by a car driver changing lanes and he took a tumble right in front of my lorry. Later, whilst waiting at traffic lights near Crystal Palace, a pigeon flew in through my drivers door window hitting me square in the face, knocking my glasses off before going mental flapping about the cab. Further on the journey home, several police cars chasing about, blocked the junction we were at, one copper jumps out and throws a 'stinger' across the left slip road, (I thought this is gonna be exciting) all of a sudden it goes all 'Police Interceptors' around me, there's a Big Bang and car in the right turn filter lane on my offside is shunted fwd and a little Suzuki Ignis/daihatsu charade type car bursts through the junction with loads of wheel spinning and screaming engine, glances off the front of one of the BMW X5s and takes off up the A12 the wrong way. You couldn't make it up lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanj Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Earlier on today my wife came in to tell me she'd got the van stuck in a ditch. She'd moved over to let someone past and the more she wheelspan to get out of the mud, the more she slid in. By the time we went back to the van it was almost completely in this muddy ditch. I managed to tow her out and it was all home for tea. Next thing I heard was her screaming as she'd set the chip pan alight and flames were licking at the ceiling. As everything comes in threes, I'm just waiting to see what tomorrow throws our way. Bad luck or clumsy cow? dont let her near the gravel drive or the quadrangle whatever you do seriously, glad shes not hurt and she didnt burn your gaff down ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Today whilst waiting at traffic lights near Crystal Palace, a pigeon flew in through my drivers door window hitting me square in the face, knocking my glasses off before going mental flapping about the cab. Lol that is bad luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 and it's Friday 13th today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted November 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 Phew!. She broke her mobile phone. that's the 3 out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 Maybe a divorce would be cheaper? Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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