Lancs Lad Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 One I got on Text today Latest Police upate. A muslim terrorist has just driven a vehicle into the retaining wall of glasgow airport........ Police belive it may be the start of a religious festival..... RAMAVAN...... Then there was another one ------ Police have release the name of one of the terriorists involved in the glasgow airport bombing.......... SINDGE MAJEEP............ Its ok..........Ill get me coat.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 21 views and 1 reply..........come on you shy lot............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 AsLB's girlfriends mother use to say . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Lancs Your dog training video was marginally more interesting than your jokes. Your hat and coat are in the street, oops, too late with the stop whistle, Jasper's just peed on them. Now thats funny!! webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin1 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Nice one LL, keep them coming, right up my street, BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 AsLB's girlfriends mother use to say. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd NTTF And you too have joined the unemployed comedians LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I laughed out loud. I also liked the text jokes I have been getting from LB which I can't repeat here. A particularly good one yesterday. Mastercardtastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 had them its funny how quick they get round the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 "RAMAVAN" Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernie garland Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 keep 'em comin. My kinda humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeboy Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I love it ! seems they are doing the rounds. Wouldn't get away with posting most of them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 One I got on Text today Latest Police upate. A muslim terrorist has just driven a vehicle into the retaining wall of glasgow airport........ Police belive it may be the start of a religious festival..... RAMAVAN...... Then there was another one ------ Police have release the name of one of the terriorists involved in the glasgow airport bombing.......... SINDGE MAJEEP............ Its ok..........Ill get me coat.......... was the other one called Sinjed Maheed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy W Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Any one know any more, why should we not poke fun at the murdering ********, they want to live in our country and claim every known benefit from the extorionate taxes that we pay from our hard earned then they want to murder us because they hate us and everything that we stand for, ******g hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badsworth Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I went to Heathrow yesterday - but I couldn't park my flaming car! B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Apparently his sister had a liking for members of the same sex......her name ***** eeter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Apparently his sister had a liking for members of the same sex......her name ***** eeter ha ha ha , she ended up with singe *****.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 And her ugly sister, Rancid *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Noooo more my face hurts with laughing cant work 4 tears every 1 thinks i'm cracking up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 One of the terrorists had a good looking Cousin Asif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Beofre hitting Glasgow in the jeep one of the terrorists like to strut his stuff in karaoke bars..... gerupta Singh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleye Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 one of the terrorists was found with a slice of meat on his head name: HAMED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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