figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Wife's has got me sat watching this drivel with her. To amuse myself I'm looking for anything that may look like fat Sarah from Ditchys musings. Hoping for some smutty and funny commentary from Graham Norton to pass the time. The UK offering is from my birth town 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Netta................................phhooowaaaaaaaaaa..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 There’s some decent boxing on BT Sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) Get a life 😀 Edited May 18, 2019 by blackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Oh doesn't want to watch it, so we're about to look for a good film on Netflix. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cookoff013 Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Its not bad so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) The blonde in the green dress was a good looking woman and dressed nice. Some of the cack Europop is laughable. Ditchy I have just googled Netta, my only hope is you've been imbibing more than one bottle of vino tonight. Not watched Eurovision for a few years and it seems to me like the entertainment at a decent five star holiday complex. Not the national dress and mouse that was the usual fare. Edited May 18, 2019 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 I'm on the laptop with the head phones on, glad I cannot lip read...lol Quote Oh doesn't want to watch it, so we're about to look for a good film on Netflix Watched the Highwaymen the other night, not a bad film, all about hunting Bonnie & Clyde down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Watched the highwaymen, funny and sad at times but found it a bit long winded. Not a bad watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, figgy said: Watched the highwaymen, funny and sad at times but found it a bit long winded. Not a bad watch. Better than the Euro Song Contest then... Singer from Greece sounds in pain.... Edited May 18, 2019 by Bazooka Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Just now, Bazooka Joe said: Better than the Euro Song Contest then... Watching a blank screen is better than the Eurovision song contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornfree Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Iam out after a fox about 10 so I will be listening on headphones to Ken Bruce doing the commentary of the scoring. His barbed comments are brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 The Hartlepudlians a canny chanter. One of the best so far. He is living his dream, 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, figgy said: Wife's has got me sat watching this drivel with her. Of course she has mate. Course she has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) I've just had a short reprieve walking the dog. Walked in and thought I saw Ditchys girl in a tutu dancing. Walshie I'm so glad she paused it so it can be skipped past the cross. Edited May 18, 2019 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Newbie to this said: Watching a blank screen is better than the Eurovision song contest. +1 Elsewhere the main event just started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) Highlight is some auld dear singing wearing an eye patch, poor thing must have eye trouble. Looks like she just stepped out of the battle of Hastings and took one for King Harrold. Edited May 18, 2019 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Now for the nil points. Brownie points box must be full after watching this with my dearly beloved.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Saw 2 minutes of it trying to figure out why Madonna has a silly looking patch on her eye, gave up and turned over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 well ...im watching it.............and i feel as if someone has ripped open the top of my head .....scooped out my shivelled brain and poo'ed in the cavity............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Just now, ditchman said: well ...im watching it.............and i feel as if someone has ripped open the top of my head .....scooped out my shivelled brain and poo'ed in the cavity............. Thats not the Eurovision it's the alcohol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dougy said: Saw 2 minutes of it trying to figure out why Madonna has a silly looking patch on her eye, gave up and turned over. she is trying to be "madame X"............................. i bet Ritchie is glad she dumped him...and breathing a sigh of relief............apparantley years ago she used to wash her hair in her own urine..............well i never.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Who's madam x Its all wasted on me, I'm still on Pans people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 51 minutes ago, Dougy said: Who's madam x Its all wasted on me, I'm still on Pans people think yerself lucky.............Figgy is still on about The swingerlton singers on the Billy Cotton band show.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Who on this great earth are they Ditchman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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