Dougy Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Just read the bottom.of Mrs dougys face cream. Bloomin eck. Works out at over £350 a pound. She says it makes her look beautiful. Yes if she put in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 just say yes...................or she will start cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush when you arnt looking.....women are very sneaky like that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 Oil of ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 my mrs gave up on all that suff when I told her you couldn't polish TU*D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoozer Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 A post I feel more fitting on Mums Net, Most 'Men' stay away from such potions and certainly Never read the label, You only have yourself to blame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Dougy said: She says it makes her look beautiful. So does 4 Heinekens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 Your a bad lad dougy . I’ll not mention it when I sort your bathroom out. I haven’t forgotten don’t worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, sam triple said: my mrs gave up on all that suff when I told her you couldn't polish TU*D i take it you are still married......................she will go for your testicles when you are asleep.....hide the scissors up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, sam triple said: my mrs gave up on all that suff when I told her you couldn't polish TU*D Ah, but you can cover it in glitter. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Scully said: Ah, but you can cover it in glitter. 🙂 HHhhhahahahhah............wicked swine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Snoozer said: A post I feel more fitting on Mums Net, Most 'Men' stay away from such potions and certainly Never read the label, You only have yourself to blame Obviously forgot his phone when he went for a constitutional 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, ditchman said: HHhhhahahahhah............wicked swine 😀It was my OH always replies with when I say ‘you can't polish a ****!’. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 3 hours ago, ditchman said: i take it you are still married......................she will go for your testicles when you are asleep.....hide the scissors up no not married been there done that , im lucky she knows what im like and excepts it (for now) get away with doing things a lot of others don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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