starlight32 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 New graduate started 5 weeks ago in my section. Currently got real friendly with the female department head. Yes you guessed it- the good old office affair. He's 24's she's 41 and married. He's already had a grade rise, and his position has been awarded a company vehicle. Good for this outfit in 5 weeks. I am sitting at my desk this moment watching him head into her office and shut the door behind. Looks like tiffin time has moved forward today from the usual 5 pm progress meeting which only two seem to attend these days. I cannot condone these things as I am a born again christian. So fella's -would you punk for your boss???:yes:?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davo Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 NO!! HE'S UGLY.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 In theory I am the boss so where does that leave me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Good for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 In theory I am the boss so where does that leave me Just don't get cramp. I definitely wouldn't my father (about to retire) is my boss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 wait till it all goes pear shaped and the **** hits the fan.....1 or both will be looking for new jobs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 In theory I am the boss so where does that leave me You use your position wisely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 My dad is my boss so i don't think he would take to kindly to my advances.My brother is also one of the bosses like myself and he has been sleeping with the secetary for a long time now,in the beginning she sent the boss a letter about sexual harrassment which really worried my father,till my brother pointed out to him that they had been married for several years and have a child but still had my dad worried for a few minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Those Suffolk grapes obviously taste pretty sour..?? Best of luck to them both. Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 No. I once got involved in a mild bit of everyday flirtation with a younger woman at work. She wanted it to progress in a 'physical' direction but I wanted none of that. When I backed away, I found she was a mentalist. She came to my desk and demanded, in that cross between a whisper and a shout that women do, to know who the hell I thought I was leading her on and dumping her. Everyone in the office was gawping at us. She told people we had been having an affair but that I had just been using her. It was terrible and I was mortified. It turned out that doing her job was also a fantasy and she had been spending her days on the phone to her mates, so she got sacked. I was dreading getting dragged into it but it seems that was an everyday situation for her and she quietly went away. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I was given some sound advice by my first boss when I started my working life following university................. "Never Fish off the Company Pier" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migster Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 He should enjoy it, it wont last long and usually ends in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 My boss, as opposed to my "line manager", is male and as we have had "words" I would gladly (EDITED) him. However on a different note we seem to have a lot of "extra marital" stuff(ing) going on, 2 senior managers who were friends and so were their wives, one ran off with the others wife and then the other fell into the arms of the other........delayed wife swapping or what Then 2nd top boss got punted by his wife after he had an affair and one middle manager was told he wouldn`t get promoted if he didn`t give up knobbing one of the women in HR and go back to his wife..........Oh how the mighty fall ! We also had a woman on our watch for a couple of years slowly ******** her way through it.......thankfully I missed out, she had a face like a blind cobblers thumb and a butt like 2 sacks of turnips. Me I`ve been happily married 26 years, I suppose you need the right person, otherwise the grass will always look greener ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Those Suffolk grapes obviously taste pretty sour..?? Best of luck to them both. Cat. No I think its great- when your boss is pre-occupied with something else they are not looking at what you are doing. She definately was'nt looking at my timesheet when she signed it this week It just makes me laugh how people try to hide it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I once had an afair with a girl who worked in the office next door,we ended up going out for 2 years she was everything you ever wanted , a good cook , a good ****, great looks, good laugh untill one particular night it all went wrong !!!!! We were at the local pub disco and both had quite a bit to drink and ended up having an almighty row on the dance floor, she stormed off and left me standing alone. By this time i was struggling to focus after one to many Bacardi`s !!!!. After a while i thought i had better go and make up to her as the thought of cooking for myself was worrying,looking over to the bar i spotted her , her back towards me ordering a drink over i went sticking my hand up her short skirt and grabbing her bum and kissed the back of her neck, at that stage i realised something was wrong. Looking down the bar still with my hand up this skirt i spotted my girlfriend looking at me! by this time my hand had been ripped off of my arm by this strangers boyfriend . I managed to talk my way out of it between grabbing breaths as his hand was planted round my throat . From the back she looked just like my girl similar skirt , hair and top Sadly that was the end of a beautiful relationship !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I was given some sound advice by my first boss when I started my working life following university................. "Never Fish off the Company Pier" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Not likely, Mine has a beard and is uglier than me Poor Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Having given away one house to a woman i didnt like after she played away. No. The women are generally rough, with the odd reasonable one knobbing her way through the work force before someone"falls in love". Generally the only managerial ******** that takes place is women looking up not down, to get the next pay grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I often get screwed by my boss.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Don't screw the crew! It always comes back to bite you, imagine hassle of working with someone you've just split up from, these things are rarely amicable so one of you would be reduced to stalking the other, sounds like hell, why bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davo Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 she had a face like a blind cobblers thumb and a butt like 2 sacks of turnips. Did she have a part time job at Notre Damme, ringing bells? sounds like a real beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 New graduate started 5 weeks ago in my section. Currently got real friendly with the female department head. Yes you guessed it- the good old office affair. He's 24's she's 41 and married. He's already had a grade rise, and his position has been awarded a company vehicle. Good for this outfit in 5 weeks. I am sitting at my desk this moment watching him head into her office and shut the door behind. Looks like tiffin time has moved forward today from the usual 5 pm progress meeting which only two seem to attend these days. So fella's -would you punk for your boss??:yes:??? If she wasn't married then I wouldn't see the problem, but how anyone can mess around behind their partners back is beyond me. Why not just leave if things are that bad? The lad should know better too. I wouldn't do that to another bloke even if ha was a stranger, it's not on! I hope things go badly wrong for both of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 I have worked in nursing for over 20 years.Most of them are built like rugby players or are attached.Otherwise for a straight bloke who is no oil painting I did pretty well before getting married (to a colleague) including one or 2 bosses as conquests.No problems apart from getting my past chucked in my face every so often as my missus knew (most) of them.On the whole would advise against crapping on your own doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Those Suffolk grapes obviously taste pretty sour..?? Best of luck to them both. Cat. Something you want to share with us Cat Joking aside I have to say the same as Cat on this one though. If it doesn't cause any problems workwise (and i'm not talking about sour grapes because they're having a good time), then whats the harm. I have at a previous company seen what two people having an affair does in terms of disrupting work and I have at another company seen how it has actually enhanced the working environment. So I say wait and see. I reckon the young lad has his head screwed on and is using the female boss to get on in the company and he's not looking for an everlasting relationship. She on the other hand is probably bored at home and seeking a little fun. The problem only really arises when one or the other thinks it's the real deal and the other one doesn't. SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 SS, No skeletons in my cupboard Matey, (at least none that I'll admit to..!!). I definitely agree that business and that sort of pleasure should not be mixed, we've all seen it going on in the workplace, more often than not it will end in tears, I fell very sorry for any kids that have to suffer as a result. Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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