mel b3 Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: i thought ginger oil would rear its ugly head again.......gets everywhere dont it ? I didn't mention ginger oil . Was that some kind of Freudian slip 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, ditchman said: i thought ginger oil would rear its ugly head again.......gets everywhere dont it ? Allegedly, commonly in Norfolk, but spreading to the Black Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, amateur said: Allegedly, commonly in Norfolk, but spreading to the Black Country not as common as snake oil.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 15 minutes ago, amateur said: Allegedly, commonly in Norfolk, but spreading to the Black Country A ginger plug is black country cocaine 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: A ginger plug is black country cocaine 😄 now please tell ...how did we get from brian blessed to a ginger plug..................now that is truly bizarre..........are you a tacticle advisor to the russian army perchance ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 The world's hammiest actor speaks - no-one listens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted April 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Gordon R said: The world's hammiest actor speaks - no-one listens. Hello, he maybe that to many people but there are many more who would agree on his view of many MPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Trying to steer this back to the opening post maybe insertion of some ginger anus plugs is what the politicians need on both sides of the house. It’s only removed when they open there eyes and ears to the voters though they will all be promising that up to elections! Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, Agriv8 said: Trying to steer this back to the opening post maybe insertion of some ginger anus plugs is what the politicians need on both sides of the house. It’s only removed when they open there eyes and ears to the voters though they will all be promising that up to elections! Agriv8 Good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 6 hours ago, Agriv8 said: Trying to steer this back to the opening post maybe insertion of some ginger anus plugs is what the politicians need on both sides of the house. It’s only removed when they open there eyes and ears to the voters though they will all be promising that up to elections! Agriv8 See now that would definitely get my vote 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 31 minutes ago, mel b3 said: See now that would definitely get my vote 👍. Are you volunteering to fit them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 No I have enlisted a very large prop forward with one of dichmans “acme ginger application hammers “ the chief whips have put this to the benches and was surprised by the fact that several mp stepped forward and asked for “special favours “ during application?!?? 21 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Are you volunteering to fit them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Are you volunteering to fit them? No need , it would appear that agriv8 and ditchman have it very well covered . I'd be more than happy to pay for the ginger though 🙂. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 28 minutes ago, Agriv8 said: No I have enlisted a very large prop forward with one of dichmans “acme ginger application hammers “ the chief whips have put this to the benches and was surprised by the fact that several mp stepped forward and asked for “special favours “ during application?!?? do the chief whips ask you to do a little cough during insertion ? (god ...i dont know why im writing this................i just cant help myself...its as if the beast inside me has taken over...........im hopeless) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, ditchman said: do the chief whips ask you to do a little cough during insertion ? (god ...i dont know why im writing this................i just cant help myself...its as if the beast inside me has taken over...........im hopeless) Sure it's not the ginger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: do the chief whips ask you to do a little cough during insertion ? (god ...i dont know why im writing this................i just cant help myself...its as if the beast inside me has taken over...........im hopeless) No but unless a suitable whimper as the ginger is “applied” a larger application hammer is called for - if that does not work the ginger is deemed of being inadequate size and a larger piece is ‘turned’ into ‘shape’ Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 42 minutes ago, Agriv8 said: No but unless a suitable whimper as the ginger is “applied” a larger application hammer is called for - if that does not work the ginger is deemed of being inadequate size and a larger piece is ‘turned’ into ‘shape’ Agriv8 there speaks the voice of experience...............you do realise that brian blessed is a habitual user ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Agriv8 said: No but unless a suitable whimper as the ginger is “applied” a larger application hammer is called for - if that does not work the ginger is deemed of being inadequate size and a larger piece is ‘turned’ into ‘shape’ Agriv8 Just thinking outside the box here . If a large enough piece of ginger couldn't be found , would it be possible to use a parsnip rubbed with a chilli pepper ?. Just asking for a mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 31 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Just thinking outside the box here . If a large enough piece of ginger couldn't be found , would it be possible to use a parsnip rubbed with a chilli pepper ?. Just asking for a mate. Now Mel you have now crossed the line a bozo parsnip smothered with his special chilli sauce was requested by many of the front bench ! The application of said parsnip has passed down as an Etonian tradition ! 2 hours ago, ditchman said: there speaks the voice of experience...............you do realise that brian blessed is a habitual user ? as for Brian blessed being an habitual user I though his voice was too deep. But in hindsight his urgency to get his spoken word out and the odd word out of turn might backup your claim of habitual use ! as long as his consumption is for personal use I suspect he will remain under the raydar Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 45 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Just thinking outside the box here . If a large enough piece of ginger couldn't be found , would it be possible to use a parsnip rubbed with a chilli pepper ?. Just asking for a mate. shame you are not closer 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Agriv8 said: Now Mel you have now crossed the line a bozo parsnip smothered with his special chilli sauce was requested by many of the front bench ! The application of said parsnip has passed down as an Etonian tradition ! Here's me thinking that my err mate had come up with a new idea , when all along those posh lads had been at it for years. 5 hours ago, ditchman said: shame you are not closer 😒 For some reason , I'm suddenly feeling relieved that I'm not closer 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 9 hours ago, Agriv8 said: as for Brian blessed being an habitual user I though his voice was too deep. But in hindsight his urgency to get his spoken word out and the odd word out of turn might backup your claim of habitual use ! as long as his consumption is for personal use I suspect he will remain under the raydar Agriv8 You may have hit on something here ,he wasn't call Fancy Smith for nowt back in 1962 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 22 minutes ago, derbyduck said: You may have hit on something here ,he wasn't call Fancy Smith for nowt back in 1962 ! the russian armored divisions are a big fan of "Z" cars.......... alright im on my way out...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 minute ago, ditchman said: the russian armored divisions are a big fan of "Z" cars.......... alright im on my way out...... 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 Moderators: Can this thread be locked and deleted - children may come across it and it could damage them severely.....😱 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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