old man Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 14 hours ago, ditchman said: BANN naked attraction...............it burns yer eyes out looking at them wretched growlers...and saggy bottoms....and hangers..... and that programme looking at peoples poo.............who on earth came up with that idea for a show eh ?...........i can just see them at a meeting...."oooh ...Tristan has a brilliant idea for a must see show......we get Jefery to curl one out into a tupaware box ...then push it around the table and take a poke at it and make serious comments.." and they get £100,000 quid a year for coming up with ideas like that......... ive been on this earth too long mate.........i cant keep up with so much change.... i was brought up with TV when things were really exciting.....william hartnell in doctor who ....and Barry Bucknall...banging nails in doors and making pelmets out of compressed cardboard.........................now that was exciting and instructive... Calm down ditchy,there's so much **** around now that it's impossible for me to sort any out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 This brings to mind the 8 out of 10 cats with Sean Lock it still creases me up now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 11 hours ago, ditchman said: go and fix yer bloody fence........ 🤣🤣👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 i dont get this nobody forces them to do it , they are desperate for what they call 5 minutes of fame , then years later you see them opening some fair , crappy shopping centre described as celebrity from big brother LOL aye list D celebrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 09/02/2023 at 20:56, Lloyd90 said: Ye and then it came out she wasn’t a Doctor and had bought a fake degree online 🤣🤣🤣 Doesn't that confirm that she was a s#*t doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, amateur said: Doesn't that confirm that she was a s#*t doctor ok ..we all larf at this ....but think on this....what goes on in these peoples minds ....do they wake up in the morning and say to themselves..."right today im going to be a poo specialist...and investigate peoples bottoms....and use my fake degree as a liecence and make lots of money on television" "nought as queer as folk"....................are we allowed to say thought sort of thing now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 09/02/2023 at 18:15, ditchman said: sorry to disapoint you ....there are/ TWO programmes like it ....the first one (about 5 years ago was truly truly truly awful).....getting overweight fanilies to poo into tupware boxes and then this self proclaimed scottish woman doctor would poke the pile of sloppy mess and sniff it and tell everybody where they were going wrong........ it was awful Is this the same woman who appeared on ‘I’m a Celebrity’, and also appeared on tv with some poop in a dish, where Holly Willowby struggled to stop herself retching while this woman poked about in it? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, Scully said: Is this the same woman who appeared on ‘I’m a Celebrity’, and also appeared on tv with some poop in a dish, where Holly Willowby struggled to stop herself retching while this woman poked about in it? 😂 dont know.......sounds like a different one....the one im talking about had a seris on TV...and went into overweight peoples houses and made them poop into plastic tubs so she could inspect it and poke it about with a lollipop stick and tell them to change their diet................ it got quite messy as some of these overweight blooms had very big bottoms and had difficulty aiming into the plastic tub it was really quite awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: dont know.......sounds like a different one....the one im talking about had a seris on TV...and went into overweight peoples houses and made them poop into plastic tubs so she could inspect it and poke it about with a lollipop stick and tell them to change their diet................ it got quite messy as some of these overweight blooms had very big bottoms and had difficulty aiming into the plastic tub it was really quite awful Just googled ‘poop doctor’. It came up with Gillian McKeith, who is the one I was referring to. She is the only one I know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 32 minutes ago, Scully said: Just googled ‘poop doctor’. It came up with Gillian McKeith, who is the one I was referring to. She is the only one I know of. THATS HER ... wonder what she is doing now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 14 hours ago, ditchman said: THATS HER ... wonder what she is doing now ? She is more than likely still employed in the toilet business - cleaner or something like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, discobob said: She is more than likely still employed in the toilet business - cleaner or something like that!! I hope that it is checked that she cleans round the rim properly !!! 🙈😲😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
243deer Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Thank goodness all this mainstream tv has passed me by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 How did we get here from the op. Talk about thread drift... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 7 minutes ago, manthing said: How did we get here from the op. Talk about thread drift... It's called the 'PW Drift' 🥴🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 13 hours ago, JKD said: It's called the 'PW Drift' 🥴🤣 It is like Tokyo Drift - just much slower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Teehee 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 I think PECK should get back on here and tell us all off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 10 hours ago, ditchman said: I think PECK should get back on here and tell us all off 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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