lord_seagrave Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I have a man-bag. I'm looking at it now. It contains:- The Daily Telegraph Margaret Atwood's "The Blind Assassin" Packet of crisps An orange Pair of gloves Packet of extra strong mints Sachet of Lemsip Then again, I did spend a considerable part of my working day yesterday helping middle-aged men into tights, ajusting their frilly bits and trimming their wigs... Oooh-er! Regards, LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I have a man-bag. I'm looking at it now. It contains:- The Daily Telegraph Margaret Atwood's "The Blind Assassin" Packet of crisps An orange Pair of gloves Packet of extra strong mints Sachet of Lemsip An orange!? An orange!? There we have it, the contents of a man-bag, unambiguous evidence of auto-erotic asphyxiation as practised by Tory MPs. Talk about convicted out of your own mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Yep, don't forget the "gloves". Did someone conveniently forget the length of flex and Michael Hutchins portable auto-erotic asphyxiation kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 ROFLMAO Laughed out loud again. Top marks again for use of the word "******" (bygone playground insult) and the capitalisation. Mungler has had a few ******'S BAGS on his chin down at Tilbury Docks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeihrauchPower Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 IMO The only bags carried by a man should lie beneath his eyes! It may be the result of late night drinking, fun with the misses or the result of too much fun with the misses. That's all they should be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I dont need a manbag my valet carrys my comb, toiletries, various appliances, cigars, lighter and odd change for tips to minions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 The use of the word ****** takes me back to my school playground days too. I've always resented the theft of the word 'gay' by the homosexual community. There are plenty of words for it, why ruin a perfectly good one? I propose a campaign to take back the word 'gay' and to replace it with the word ******, capitalised to distinguish from the lower cased '******' used to describe an unfortunate event. Paul i'm with you on this . Do you think we should start an online petition at the no10 website ? As i'm sure some of the ******* in the cabinate would not approve , all the best yis yp men after my own heart , if you two start the petition i'll get cracking with the placards , we could be marching on number 10 by friday , we'll go down in history as the guys that refused to lie down and take it we could march the length of the country with real men joining our ranks and burning man bags , leaving a trail of bagless ******* crying in our wake ps do you think i should wear my pigeonwatch badge?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I dont need a manbag my valet carrys my comb, toiletries, various appliances, cigars, lighter and odd change for tips to minions. when you say "valet" , does that mean boyfriend ? . it sounds like you is a " brace " of ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Mel my wife even laughed at that last 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I dont need a manbag my valet carrys my comb, toiletries, various appliances, cigars, lighter and odd change for tips to minions. when you say "valet" , does that mean boyfriend ? . it sounds like you is a " brace " of ******* B) Good lord no dear chap, one was merely being polite. Usually I refer to Higginsbottom simply as , "my man", as in manservant. Ecctually I have also forbidden the chep to carry our accoutrements for a night out clubbing in a manbag. Seriously I know someone who called the proprietors of a local pub, "a pair of poofs". His feet never touched the ground until he was in the major police station 30 miles away. blackpowder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 and that biscotti stuff is actually farleys rusks in a different packet. It is - I knew I'd tasted it somewhere before B) :yahoo: :lol: Starbucks is for ******* anyway. A large latte frappe and a biscotti, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 and that biscotti stuff is actually farleys rusks in a different packet. It is - I knew I'd tasted it somewhere before B) :yahoo: :lol: Starbucks is for ******* anyway. A large latte frappe and a biscotti, please I love Farleys Rusks. Pocket sized too so no need for a bag. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 that would just make you a ****** in disguise , i think you've just outed yourself MelB3 Oh my dear - found out again - the shame of it what a ****** (lower case correct ) Pushkin B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Seriously I know someone who called the proprietors of a local pub, "a pair of poofs". His feet never touched the ground until he was in the major police station 30 miles away. blackpowder speaking from a personal point of view. i would much rather be locked safely in a cell 30 miles from home than be left in a pub getting slowly drunk in the company of two *******. the ******* were probably planning on getting him very drunk and errr , snatching his bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 A bloke got on the train last night and sat opposite me reading a paper. I was lost in the depths of my G&T (the second of my journey) when it suddenly registered that he had a man-bag. Worse still he had a man-bag with a shoulder strap. My initial reaction was 'He's a ******'. This reaction was compounded when I noted that he had plain gold rings on both little fingers and had excessively grown and shaped the nails on only those fingers. I'm sure he must have felt my appalled gaze burning into his paper, I dunno maybe he thought I was showing out and looking for some bum chum fun, and he briefly lowered his paper and glanced at me. If any further confirmation was needed of his leaning, it was there for all to see. He was wearing a scarf, looped and tucked. Say no more, say no more. Still, I shouldn't have been surprised. When I got off the train, he stayed on, which means he was going to Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Not only was he a ****** , he was a ****** on the move !!! Off to BUMMERVILE central ... ugg . I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder , the finger nails "point" to this . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 [ Not only was he a ****** , he was a ****** on the move !!! Off to BUMMERVILE central ... ugg . I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder , the finger nails "point" to this . all the best yis yp Check fingernails for sweetcorn .... its a dead give away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Not only was he a ****** , he was a ****** on the move !!! Off to BUMMERVILE central ... ugg . I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder , the finger nails "point" to this . all the best yis yp Exactamundo P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Shall I take these 5 pages as a definite yes to the fact an un-used man bag from West of Chelmsford, Essex will be appearing on Ebay in the not too distant future? FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 No, the daughter nicked it before it was given to me - hence the post. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myuserid Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 How about these then: http://johnnorris.co.uk/pages/prod.asp?prodx=1347 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I find that offensive based on the name alone. I'm afraid I can't get past that to even much consider the practicality of the item. However, I'm sure it would be ideal kit behind enemy lines in the nighttime cold of an Arabian desert and I would be loath to refer to anyone who has worn one in those circumstances a ******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder okay - I give in - just what the heck is marching powder? Pushkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder okay - I give in - just what the heck is marching powder? Pushkin Bolivian Marching Powder, New York Nose Candy, Charlie, Coke etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Man Bags, Flip flops on a man and crocs. All gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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