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ditchman

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2 hours ago, old'un said:

getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today, hope he’s not been picking wild mushrooms.

i dont cook fresh every day ......yesterday i had tinned spag -bol on toast....today a fish poi off the chiller shelf...........i shall be exibiting my next culinary delight on thursday....i manged to get a bit of cheap rump steak off the eat now or die shelf ...bought some creme fresh mushrooms and stuff and will be doing a nice beef stroganoff with rice.....

so i will put that up then

im off to watch those strange weird people on the semi's of the erovision gobsh** contest.............

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avoiding points for evading the swear filter......im trying me best dammit
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1 hour ago, London Best said:

Are you sure they are all real females? It is the Eurovision after all. Some strange specimens there, starting with the U.K. entry, I believe???

there are some strange specimens.............i feel very confused at times......strangely enough i think the UK entry "Dizzy for your kisses" is a definate winner....but i feel very uncomfortable watching it...(am i allowed to say that ?)...........

the world is very strange today...........i feel for the lad on "Love Island"...who fell in love with his beautiful assignment....and proposed to her and she/it divulged she used to have a willy:w00t:

my gosh what a shock....😭

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Just now, ditchman said:

there are some strange specimens.............i feel very confused at times......strangely enough i think the UK entry "Dizzy for your kisses" is a definate winner....but i feel very uncomfortable watching it...(am i allowed to say that ?)...........

the world is very strange today...........i feel for the lad on "Love Island"...who fell in love with his beautiful assignment....and proposed to her and she/it divulged she used to have a willy:w00t:

my gosh what a shock....😭

it would have been an even greater shock if he/she still had it. :sick:

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2 minutes ago, old'un said:

it would have been an even greater shock if he/she still had it.

I still laugh at `no no no, yes`Jim in the Vicar of Dibley relating the story of where he fell in love with a beautiful woman on holiday who gave lovely passionate kisses. Turned out he was a bloke called Dwane :w00t:

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