old'un Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today, hope he’s not been picking wild mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 57 minutes ago, old'un said: getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today, hope he’s not been picking wild mushrooms. Last visited at about 1600 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 58 minutes ago, old'un said: getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today, hope he’s not been picking wild mushrooms. Chief or chef......both ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 (edited) 2 hours ago, old'un said: getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today, hope he’s not been picking wild mushrooms. i dont cook fresh every day ......yesterday i had tinned spag -bol on toast....today a fish poi off the chiller shelf...........i shall be exibiting my next culinary delight on thursday....i manged to get a bit of cheap rump steak off the eat now or die shelf ...bought some creme fresh mushrooms and stuff and will be doing a nice beef stroganoff with rice..... so i will put that up then im off to watch those strange weird people on the semi's of the erovision gobsh** contest............. Edited May 7 by ditchman avoiding points for evading the swear filter......im trying me best dammit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 You've got a semi while watching the Eurovision Song Contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You've got a semi while watching the Eurovision Song Contest? bloody right ...some serious totty on there...big hips and stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 13 hours ago, old'un said: getting a bit worried as we have not seen any “I am mainly cooking” from our resident chief today Maybe something he ate? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 13 hours ago, islandgun said: Chief or chef......both ? yep,, senior moment…..mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 2 minutes ago, old'un said: yep,, senior moment…..mind you. Please don't give him ideas above his station, it's been bad enough since the King moved in as his neighbour..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 10 hours ago, ditchman said: bloody right ...some serious totty on there...big hips and stuff... Are you sure they are all real females? It is the Eurovision after all. Some strange specimens there, starting with the U.K. entry, I believe??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 1 hour ago, London Best said: Are you sure they are all real females? It is the Eurovision after all. Some strange specimens there, starting with the U.K. entry, I believe??? there are some strange specimens.............i feel very confused at times......strangely enough i think the UK entry "Dizzy for your kisses" is a definate winner....but i feel very uncomfortable watching it...(am i allowed to say that ?)........... the world is very strange today...........i feel for the lad on "Love Island"...who fell in love with his beautiful assignment....and proposed to her and she/it divulged she used to have a willy my gosh what a shock....😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 Just now, ditchman said: there are some strange specimens.............i feel very confused at times......strangely enough i think the UK entry "Dizzy for your kisses" is a definate winner....but i feel very uncomfortable watching it...(am i allowed to say that ?)........... the world is very strange today...........i feel for the lad on "Love Island"...who fell in love with his beautiful assignment....and proposed to her and she/it divulged she used to have a willy my gosh what a shock....😭 it would have been an even greater shock if he/she still had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 2 minutes ago, old'un said: it would have been an even greater shock if he/she still had it. I still laugh at `no no no, yes`Jim in the Vicar of Dibley relating the story of where he fell in love with a beautiful woman on holiday who gave lovely passionate kisses. Turned out he was a bloke called Dwane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 we digress ..............WELSH is watching and ready to pouce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 41 minutes ago, ditchman said: we digress ..............WELSH is watching and ready to pouce is he the new Zapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 1 hour ago, old'un said: is he the new Zapp aaaahhhhhhhhh Zapp..........where is he now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 1 hour ago, ditchman said: aaaahhhhhhhhh Zapp..........where is he now ? Don't know, he last visited on 22 December 2022…..and no, he’s not been banned, its possible you wore him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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