amateur Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 37 minutes ago, old man said: That's a bostin wench. Have you booked your appointment at Specsavers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 21 minutes ago, amateur said: Have you booked your appointment at Specsavers? Stop being so fussy 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 54 minutes ago, amateur said: Have you booked your appointment at Specsavers? Have been 3 times, still can't find what I'm looking for? They don't sell sporting goods?😃 Just now, old man said: Have been 3 times, still can't find what I'm looking for? They don't sell sporting goods?😃 Here, a real wenches preferred form of protection is a bus shelter? 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 4 hours ago, amateur said: With that, and the ginger, he really would be, in his opinion, "hot stuff" your opinion is always welcome..... 2 hours ago, old man said: Have been 3 times, still can't find what I'm looking for? They don't sell sporting goods?😃 Here, a real wenches preferred form of protection is a bus shelter? 😄 in the old days i used a crisp packet.....saved a fortune on Durex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 42 minutes ago, ditchman said: your opinion is always welcome..... in the old days i used a crisp packet.....saved a fortune on Durex Is that because your fat birds were always too busy eating crisps ?😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Is that because your fat birds were always too busy eating crisps ?😇 Didn’t think you like crisps 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Didn’t think you like crisps 🤪 when needs must......the ones mel used always ended up smelling of prawn cocktail.............strange but true that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 5 hours ago, team tractor said: Didn’t think you like crisps 🤪 Rude 😁 3 hours ago, ditchman said: when needs must......the ones mel used always ended up smelling of prawn cocktail.............strange but true that Scampi niknaks . If yknow yknow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 10 minutes ago, team tractor said: Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 just give your sac time to fill between each appoitment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 2 hours ago, team tractor said: Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 It must be your reputation Mate. You do seem to attract this sort of woman, but they don't usually give the game away before moving in with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockybasher Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: It must be your reputation Mate. You do seem to attract this sort of woman, but they don't usually give the game away before moving in with you. How do you know they are all women !! Refer to the other sexual cr*p circulating everywhere at present !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 5 minutes ago, stockybasher said: How do you know they are all women !! Refer to the other sexual cr*p circulating everywhere at present !! Well Nath's a RED blooded Male, it one of his biggest problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 44 minutes ago, stockybasher said: How do you know they are all women !! Refer to the other sexual cr*p circulating everywhere at present !! Honestly I’ve messaged some . Were you born with a penis 🤣. They find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 3 hours ago, team tractor said: Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 You keep your mind on the work you are undertaking in your workshop TT , you start thinking of date No7 while your fingers are only inches away from your circular saw and your days of using your fingers on all these dates could be over in a split second . You will one day get used to being single , I wouldn't have the time to read the messages let alone think about dating and I have been retired for over 17 years , I don't know how you keep up with it all , talk about work , rest and play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 26 minutes ago, team tractor said: Honestly I’ve messaged some . Were you born with a penis 🤣. They find it funny. But, perhaps they were...................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 4 hours ago, team tractor said: Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 What do you mean by acting weird Nath ?. 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: But, perhaps they were...................................... A small todger wouldn't stop him dave . He'd still hump it. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 16 minutes ago, mel b3 said: What do you mean by acting weird Nath ?. A small todger wouldn't stop him dave . He'd still hump it. 😁 Yes I suspect he probably would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 On 09/01/2025 at 18:04, mel b3 said: What do you mean by acting weird Nath ?. A small todger wouldn't stop him dave . He'd still hump it. 😁 I’ll ring you tomorrow and explain. She’s nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I’ll ring you tomorrow and explain. She’s nuts Use your brain man……..get rid of it NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 17 minutes ago, London Best said: Use your brain man……..get rid of it NOW. Oh she’s gone . Blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, team tractor said: I’ll ring you tomorrow and explain. She’s nuts Oh no , you two could have been wonderful together 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Oh she’s gone . Blocked Have you got her number? Asking for a friend 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 5 hours ago, shaun4860 said: Have you got her number? Asking for a friend 🫣 You're a man after my own heart Shaun 👍. I reckon Nath is just being a big girls blouse 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 god this post is getting crazy .......i thought i was "active" at that age but he certainly takes the biscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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